Ok here's the deal I am off to town in a mo to get hammered, do some serious binge drinking as I have not been out for ages.
Do I care about the Govt and the nice ads on the beer bottles telling me to drink carefully. Oh yeah I drink carefully so as not to spill a drop of it. Also I like the risk that consuming a vast amount of ale brings, after all what is life without a small amount of danger. Besides it smacks of hypocracy as without us drinking who would fund have the Govts projects?
As for the hangover thats cool to, I drank it so I can take the shit go's along with the beer session. Next time anyone tells you to be carefull whilst out boozing, tell them they are a pussy.
Indeed I now raise my glass to being a drunken arsehole once every few weeks.
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Oh and for anyone in the UK, heres a message on WD Wetherspoon pubs. They are crap. Whats with this social awareness shit of letting in screaming brats? WTF? I just dont get that. You have a kid and take it to the pub? Gee that responsible parenting skils.
Indeed you walk into Wetherspoon chain pubs and in the kiddie area you have a whole host of chain smoking skank chav and chevette's with their screaming brats running riot. In theory they should be in one area, but they wander like the dumb fuck cattle they are and often leave the brats alone to cause shit.
(Idea for bringing fun to JD Wetherspoon pubs: Laxative sweets and feed em to the theiving no mannered brats that try to steal customers food.
Trip up one of the brats whilst its running through a crowd at high speed pretending to be a plane. Come on you little fuck, lets see you fly now.
Mousetraps. Man mousetraps rule. Put on down where the theiving kids can get a hold of it, sit back an watch the fun begin...
Now JD Wetherspoon say that they are going to ban smoking! Lets see them enforce that with Mr & Mrs Chav. Hell they smoke in the non smoking areas and tell anyone who argues to fuck off.
Also the service in Wetherspoon sucks ass. Slow is the word, yes the beer is cheap but damn you have to wait for it.
Anyway I wont be hanging about watching Live 8 yawnfest, with lots of people swinging around...Indeed I shall be avoiding the whole event that it designed to boast the flagging egos/record sales of past their sell by date pap stars.
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Oh yes this is so so true.
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cruel but i laughed all the same.
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Anyway back to drinking. We have the signs on the beer bottles telling us how much to drink/how many units it is blah blah fucking blah. Look I can work out from the abv or percentage what is going to do to me, and roughly how long it will take to work its work on my body.
Do I really need some sad cunt with no life coming up with rather websites and graphics and other assorted bollocks. If your bored, and have way to much fucking time to waste go here: www.drinkaware.co.uk/ Oh and isn't it nice to see how the asshats in the Govt are pissing away your and my tax money. Oh and now for the other buch of asshats that need to change their whole outlook, the portman group(sounds like a bunch of wanker teenagers grunge band). These cunts even have posters to scare the girlies out of drinking, well heres news guys it aint working. Fucking waste of time pc bollocks the lot of it.
Do I care about the Govt and the nice ads on the beer bottles telling me to drink carefully. Oh yeah I drink carefully so as not to spill a drop of it. Also I like the risk that consuming a vast amount of ale brings, after all what is life without a small amount of danger. Besides it smacks of hypocracy as without us drinking who would fund have the Govts projects?
As for the hangover thats cool to, I drank it so I can take the shit go's along with the beer session. Next time anyone tells you to be carefull whilst out boozing, tell them they are a pussy.
Indeed I now raise my glass to being a drunken arsehole once every few weeks.
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Oh and for anyone in the UK, heres a message on WD Wetherspoon pubs. They are crap. Whats with this social awareness shit of letting in screaming brats? WTF? I just dont get that. You have a kid and take it to the pub? Gee that responsible parenting skils.
Indeed you walk into Wetherspoon chain pubs and in the kiddie area you have a whole host of chain smoking skank chav and chevette's with their screaming brats running riot. In theory they should be in one area, but they wander like the dumb fuck cattle they are and often leave the brats alone to cause shit.
(Idea for bringing fun to JD Wetherspoon pubs: Laxative sweets and feed em to the theiving no mannered brats that try to steal customers food.
Trip up one of the brats whilst its running through a crowd at high speed pretending to be a plane. Come on you little fuck, lets see you fly now.
Mousetraps. Man mousetraps rule. Put on down where the theiving kids can get a hold of it, sit back an watch the fun begin...
Now JD Wetherspoon say that they are going to ban smoking! Lets see them enforce that with Mr & Mrs Chav. Hell they smoke in the non smoking areas and tell anyone who argues to fuck off.
Also the service in Wetherspoon sucks ass. Slow is the word, yes the beer is cheap but damn you have to wait for it.
Anyway I wont be hanging about watching Live 8 yawnfest, with lots of people swinging around...Indeed I shall be avoiding the whole event that it designed to boast the flagging egos/record sales of past their sell by date pap stars.
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Oh yes this is so so true.
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cruel but i laughed all the same.
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Anyway back to drinking. We have the signs on the beer bottles telling us how much to drink/how many units it is blah blah fucking blah. Look I can work out from the abv or percentage what is going to do to me, and roughly how long it will take to work its work on my body.
Do I really need some sad cunt with no life coming up with rather websites and graphics and other assorted bollocks. If your bored, and have way to much fucking time to waste go here: www.drinkaware.co.uk/ Oh and isn't it nice to see how the asshats in the Govt are pissing away your and my tax money. Oh and now for the other buch of asshats that need to change their whole outlook, the portman group(sounds like a bunch of wanker teenagers grunge band). These cunts even have posters to scare the girlies out of drinking, well heres news guys it aint working. Fucking waste of time pc bollocks the lot of it.
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