Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Has someone escaped Browns Cool Britannia.

Police want to trace the owner of clothing abandoned on the beach at Seaton Carew, near Hartlepool.

The pair of black shoes, blue jeans and a black bag, containing personal items, were found in sand dunes near to the coach park.

Some worthless state employed cuntmonkeys, I mean highly valued an respected Police community support officers were alerted on Monday afternoon after the clothes were spotted earlier that day.

Anyone with information about the clothing is asked to contact the Cleveland force.



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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousTuesday, March 03, 2009 11:46:00 pm

    It was probably the Fucking Monkey finally seeing his chance to slip away!

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  2. FidothedogTuesday, March 03, 2009 11:48:00 pm

    Having been to that bit of the UK, that monkey was lucky that one of the yokels did not marry it.

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  3. AnonymousTuesday, March 03, 2009 11:52:00 pm

    This is precisely the place where Mandlesnake is now "Lord" of.

    New Monkey same out come one hopes!

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  4. FidothedogTuesday, March 03, 2009 11:54:00 pm

    He would most likely enjoy being hung, that auto erotic asphyxia that did for that chap from INXS some years back.

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