No more Big Brother.

Yes. No more Big Brother, no more hours of inane shit that features talentless wankers sitting about talking shyte to assorted other talentless wankers.

More importantly, no more being stuck on a train having to listen to people talk about how the talentless wankers were all sitting down for a cup of tea the night before. For hour after sodding hour.

I am sure that some other media whore fest will come forth to convince the inept, the talentless unwashed proles and assorted wastes of human skin that they are in fact celebs an worthy of more than a good kick in the cunt.

Oh yes, I forgot its already been done on X-Factor.

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