From the piss poor tabloid The Sun.

First off lets get this clear, this is Labour hitting the motorist, a sitting target as they see it and one that will be sitting as they can not afford to drive anymore.

They will bleat this is about being green, yet it is obviously a tax rise designed to hit the motor trade and those who use cars.

Lastly this is being done by our one eyed snot gobbling trouser pisser. Darling is just the place man, a sockpuppet, a buffoon who is in the job and does fuck all expect play solitaire on the office pc, issue soundbites and sign whatever papers our one eyed Scottish idiot puts in front of him.

A STAGGERING 2.3million family car drivers will see their car tax bills soar by an extra £245 a year, ministers were warned last night.

Motorists with Citroens, Fords, Hondas and Vauxhalls are set to be hammered with a crackdown on larger engines in March’s Budget.

Chancellor Alistair Darling singled out Band F cars for larger road tax.

A total of 1.2million drivers will move from there to Band L or M by 2010.

Their car tax will shoot from £210 to £430 or £455 by that time.

And 1.1million Band F drivers will move to Band K, with bills going up to £310 in 2010.

Makes affected include the Citroen C8, Renault Espace and VW Passat.

The Tories will today force a Commons vote to block the issue and urge Labour MPs to support them.

Shadow Treasury Minister Justine Greening said the plan “will double the pain for families struggling to cope”.

Gordon's problem is he thinks that the way to resolve the rapidly deepening economic crisis is via 'stimulus packages' with magic money plucked off the magic printing press.

With the ultimate of getting the banks to lend again and rebuild the very credit bubble and circumstances that landed us in the shit in the first place.

Like holding an alcoholics meeting in the local pub, you get full attendance but they all end up dead.

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Seriously they do. They despise you, hate everything you do, everything you stand want and want you to have as miserable a time as they can make it.

First up they dump their shit on us, expect us to pay for it and - wait for it this is a blinder - when it go's wrong they release a patch and let us resolve the issues.

Of course that takes them an eternity and doesn't help you in the meantime.

They consider us no better than beagles in some lab being forced to smoke cigarettes until they develop cancer, and I am sure that Bill Gates an his buddies hope that you all get cancer and die a slow lingering death.

Lets take their browser, I say browser I mean useless steaming turd fest; Internet Explorer. Talk about flawed, look at this as an example of fuckwittery: Microsoft strikes again.

What advise did they offer? Well basically fuck you. Die all of you. Use another browser until we can be bothered to fix it, then come on back to us you contemptible scum. 

There are plenty of other browsers out there: Firefox 3 Opera Google Chrome Apple Safari Flock

Then we have their bloatware, huge resource hogging applications that if they were countries would be run by Pol Pot and Hitler and have Gordon Brown has Chancellor. Slow bug laden and on anything but the latest speed monster PC takes an eternity to load.

Oh and PowerPoint, a slideshow with bells an whistles. The Emperors new clothes of a program.

Then we have Hotmail, Jesus wept. Great ten years ago, but like that skank that has been ridden by one an all in the pub its best days are long gone. Plus that whoring MSN shyte thats stuck with it, download this, you need that. Don't ever give any financial info either, you might as well e-mail your bank details to Nigeria.

Seriously Word, WTF? Just for a sodding letter once in a while. For God's sake no. Use something like Openoffice. Oh and why does it crash so much? Oh yes I forgot Microsoft hate us.

Same go's for Excel their gloried slow abacus and they expect people to pay for that crap? When their is software just as good on the internet for free? Yep, as I said they hate you.

Aside from that we have this saga with registration. 

Bang in some key code off the disk, else we lock your PC after 30 days; as we regard you as a criminal on a par with Osama Bin Laden. God forbid they should make it easy for people to install their software.

Oh and has anyone ever tried to contact Microsoft? Seriously I love putting a mail on some problem together for their "customer care" dept to delete straight away and never get back. Same go's for calls.

Oh and have you tried to rollback from Vista to XP? Fucking hell they hate us, so don't make it easy please Microsoft after all I must deserve all that hassle, right?!

Oh an compability issues, this is a great one. You buy a cool bit of software, get a few years use out of it and when the next OS from Microshaft comes along, it don't work. Then they drop support and I use that word loosely for the old OS to get you to upgrade, at your expense.

Data loss, oh this is a great one. Use any damn app of their and they do their best to lose your information. After all they have covered themselves with about 12 billion lines of legalese that translates to 2 little words:

FUCK YOU!

Then we have the updates, fucking hell. Nag, nag, nag. Endless patches for the crap they gave you earlier.

Now we have this latest spot of corporate cuntwaffle: identifying yourself as a lesbian gets you banned on xbox live

As I said Microshaft hate you, they want a plague on your house and your first born to die. 

I hate them and keep Windows as a back up for Linux.

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Opps.

LOS ALAMITOS, Calif. – The mayor of a small Southern California city says he will resign after being criticized for sharing an e-mail picture depicting the White House lawn planted with watermelons under the title "No Easter egg hunt this year."

Los Alamitos Mayor Dean Grose issued a statement Thursday saying he is sorry and will step down as mayor at Monday's City Council meeting.

Grose came under fire for sending the picture to what he called "a small group of friends." One of the recipients, a local businesswoman and city volunteer, publicly scolded the mayor for his actions.

Grose says he accepts that the e-mail was in poor taste and has affected his ability to lead the city. Grose said he didn't mean to offend anyone and claimed he was unaware of the racial stereotype linking black people with eating watermelons.

Located in Orange County, Los Alamitos is a 2 1/4-square-mile city of around 12,000 people.

Just as well he did not send this one.

Barrack Obama jokes

Barrack mockery in pictures.

Another Barrack joke

Thankfully no golliwogs were mentioned as that might upset a few people in the media.

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From The Boltonnews

OPPOSITION leaders have called for the chairman of Bolton’s planning committee to consider his position after he admitted to operating an illegal taxi.

Labour councillor Sean Hornby has received a “simple caution” after admitting using his car as a taxi without a licence, acting as a taxi driver without a licence, operating a car as a taxi without an operator licence and using his car as a taxi without the correct insurance.

Yesterday, Bolton Council withdrew the case at Bolton Magistrates’ Court as Cllr Hornby accepted the caution — which means he admitted the offences.

His previous “not guilty” pleas were “vacated” — removed from the court.

A caution! Can you imagine that anyone else who was not on first name basis with the local plod and who has some influence - obviously - in the community would have got away with just a caution?

The case has been ongoing since last August and has cost Bolton taxpayers thousands of pounds.

The Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats leaders have called on Cllr Hornby, who represents Little Lever and Darcy Lever, to consider his position.

Tory leader Cllr John Walsh said: “Anyone in public life is accountable. I hope Cllr Hornby will consider his position.”

Cllr David Wilkinson, deputy leader of the Lib Dems and licensing committee member, said: “It is up to Labour to proceed with this as they see fit.

“The planning committee has a lot of responsibility and if the chairman cannot adhere to the rules set by another committee of a similar standing, then questions need to be asked.”

Exactly, is he fit for office when he knows the laws of the land and chooses to break them?

But Cllr Hornby’s solicitor Ajmal Hussain, of AGH Solicitors, said his client would continue in his roles He said: “Mr Hornby has faced considerable stress and anxiety in a saga that has lasted for almost 12 months.

“He now intends to resume his normal personal and political life.

And he can give his fellow workers a lift home after council meetings for a tenner!

“Mr Hornby, a diligent and committed councillor, intends to continue serving his constituents. He intends to contest the next local elections in May, 2010.”

Cllr Cliff Morris, leader of the Labour Group and Bolton Council, said: “The issue has been dealt with by officers in the appropriate way. There are no implications for Cllr Hornby’s position under the code of conduct for councillors.”

A simple caution is not a conviction, but can be cited before a court on subsequent conviction.

Cllr Hornby, who was elected in 2006, originally pleaded not guilty to the charges, but the council said it opted to issue him a simple caution after he indicated, before the start of a planned trial last Monday, that he was willing to accept it.

So he admits the offence and through a legal quibble, a minor point of law he can carry on as before. Despite being guilty, sorry cautioned.

A council spokesman said: “We are pleased that the matter has now been resolved and Cllr Hornby has been dealt with appropriately.”

Cllr Hornby was granted permission to apply for his costs from the Central Fund, a fund similar to legal aid but for privately-funded defences.

Nice to see the taxpayers being raped fiscally to keep this cunt in power. New Labour full of scum from the one eyed Scottish idiot at the top, down through grafting MP's, sleazy councillors right to the misguided stupid folk who believe them.

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Some mockery of the ignoble peer Lord Ahmed who was convicted of death by dangerous driving and is doing 12 weeks as a guest of HM The Queen.

From here

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The BBC gave over rated piss poor mockney Irish "rockers" U2 shit loads of free airtime and a virtual blowjob on the telly box.

I was told the uber-cunt Chris Evans was there, good enough reason for not tuning in methinks. Just add U2 and wild horses could not get me to watch.

Thankfully I missed this mutual wankfest between preening lovies at the Beeb and up their own holes, past their sell by date musicians.

If ever there were a bunch of cunts who deserved a flight on Glen Miller/Buddy Holly airways its these fuckers.

U2 a bland band producing banal shyte after pile of banal shyte. The crap that makes listening to radio a fucking chore.

Maddox has some things to say on U2

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From some local rag up north in Yorkshire.

A HUDDERSFIELD man has blasted “Wild West Yorkshire Police” who raided his home expecting to uncover a cannabis factory – only to find a wood-burning stove.

Officers broke down a door at Colin Rowe’s Newsome home after an infra-red police helicopter camera picked up unusual heat patterns from the house.

But rather than a cannabis factory, the officers found a wood-burning stove in the workshop where Mr Rowe restores cars.

He said: “I find it quite disturbing that Wild West Yorkshire Police can do what they want.”
Mr Rowe, 41, came home to find his garage door had been forced open.

He said: “There was a big hole in the door which was large enough to get your arm through, the hinges were bent, there were bits of wood on the floor and one of my plant pots was broken. There was a brush and shovel right by the door so, if they’d had any compassion, they would have at least swept up the mess.”

Thats right they could have got the WPC to get the station dustpan and brush and clear up sorry thats sexist, after all that is a menial job far below the police. Which sort of explains why they did not clean up after themselves, maybe they could have got a PCSO out from the station. 

Then again using a brush and tidying up might be a bit above the intellect of the average PCSO.

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In a word it should be Milicunt, not Miliband...

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Telegraph.co.uk - Hat tip to Crusader Rabbit

A Spanish mother has taken revenge on the man who raped her 13-year-old daughter at knifepoint by dousing him in petrol and setting him alight. He died of his injuries in hospital on Friday. Antonio Cosme Velasco Soriano, 69, had been sent to jail for nine years in 1998, but was let out on a three-day pass and returned to his home town of Benejúzar, 30 miles south of Alicante, on the Costa Blanca.

While there, he passed his victim's mother in the street and allegedly taunted her about the attack. He is said to have called out "How's your daughter?", before heading into a crowded bar. Shortly after, the woman walked into the bar, poured a bottle of petrol over Soriano and lit a match. She watched as the flames engulfed him, before walking out.

The woman fled to Alicante, where she was arrested the same evening. When she appeared in court the next day in the town of Orihuela, she was cheered and clapped by a crowd, who shouted "Bravo!" and "Well done!"

Fucking brilliant. 

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Hat tip to muffledvociferation for this one.

It seems Tory Councillor Roger Walkden has got himself into trouble with a joke about a refugee on the Dover Forum Site Jokes Page. Even Mr Cameron's office phoned to voice displeasure after several complaints were made by some sensitive, little, cretinous arseholes with nothing better to do than sit and read the Jokes Page on the Dover Forum!

Who are these sad people that constantly bloody moan? Do they scour websites, newspapers and episodes of Eastenders looking for someone to have a go at? Get a Life!

Anyhow, the joke was still up there this morning and I thought it was funny!

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside the Heathrow immigration offices.

'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in England with your wife and three children.'

The man told the fairy: 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- He had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go'

The refugee claimant now got bolder

'I need a big house with a three car garage in Oxford with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here.

PING! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, overlooking the river.

'One more wish,' said the fairy, waving her wand.

'Yes, one more wish.

I want to be like the British with British clothes instead of manjams, and a baseball cap instead of this turban.

And I want to have white skin like the British.'

PING! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, an Eagles T-shirt and a Billabong baseball cap.

He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon..

'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed.

'Where is my new house?'

The fairy said 'Tough luck. Now that you are English, you're entitled to f*** all!.'

Hurrah for that I say, look its as simple as this: Should you be someone who has a smack habit and who wants to play jihad, oh and has fuck all to do with this nation. Then after being nabbed and doing a few years at Club Gitmo you get a private fucking jet laid on at my cunting expense.

However should you be a married woman in Dubai who is accused of adultery you face losing your kids, a jail term and the same banana wielding cunt who laid on the private jet for the above smack head does and says absolutely fuck all about her.

So the next cunt who attempts to spout pc bollocks in my direction can a/ fuck off and read the Grauniad and b/ have a banana shoved up their fucking arse.

The banana references are to do with the gurning cunt above.

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Jailed Labour peer Lord Ahmed is on day 2 of his term inside for death by dangerous driving.

I for one hope he is having a bloody miserable time.

One bit of advise for the ignoble peer - don't bend down for the soap in the shower block...

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Record truancy as 63,000 children skip school every day

Almost 20,000 children under 12 skip school every day, according to alarming truancy figures.

Rates of unauthorised absence are at an 11-year high with 233,340 pupils missing the equivalent of a day a week.

More than 56,660 of these persistent offenders were in their key GCSE year.

Across all schools, more than 63,000 pupils played truant every day in 2007/2008 - including more than 3,000 aged five and six.

Failed banks slash staff as Gordons boom and bust hits home.

Up to 60,000 bank workers face the sack as Royal Bank of Scotland and Lloyds prepare to wield the axe amid record losses.

The banks, which have both received billions of pounds of funds from the taxpayer, are desperate to cut costs to restore their balance sheets.

Lloyds Banking Group, which took over collapsing HBOS last year, is believed to be preparing to slash up to 40,000 positions because it effectively now has too many staff doing the same jobs.

It posted full-year results today showing it had lost £10bn on the HBOS takeout.

The job cuts will add hugely to Britain's growing unemployment rolls, because most of the bank's staff work in the UK.

RBS, which yesterday unveiled a £24billion loss - the biggest in corporate history - is also believed to be on the brink of slashing up to 20,000 jobs.

Labours £300m policy on teen pregnancies fail.

Pregnancies among girls under the age of 16 have shot up to the highest level in a decade, official figures have shown.

The news dealt a fresh blow to Labour's hopes of cutting rates of teenage motherhood.

Another day another policy failure, cut the financial rewards and that will resolve the problem.

Now its Romeo & Julian.

A school which staged a gay version of Romeo and Juliet – called Romeo and Julian – was yesterday accused of ‘ mindblowing political correctness’.

In another twist on the original text, two of the lead male characters – Romeo’s best friend Mercutio and his cousin Benvolio – were reimagined as women.

The play was performed by students aged 14 to 16 at Leytonstone School, a mixed comprehensive in East London, to coincide with Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender History Month.

Drama teacher Jo Letson reworked Shakespeare’s play to challenge ‘ homophobia and homophobic bullying’.

Yet more social engineering from New Labour's pc teachers.

Benefits cheat given 100 years to repay stolen £70,000

A benefits cheat who illegally claimed more than £70,000 has been given a staggering 100 years to pay back the cash.

For more than five years Caroline Wilson, 44, has ripped off taxpayers by claiming £73,294 she wasn't entitled to.

But despite being found guilty of fraud, she has been ordered to repay just £14 a week because of restrictions on what she can be forced to pay.

This means it would take at least a century to pay back the amount in full...

Susie Squire, campaigns manager for the Taxpayers' Alliance, said it was a 'total disgrace' someone who abused the benefits system would never pay the money back.

She said: 'This woman has taken advantage in the worst possible way and the taxpayers has been asked to pick up the bill.

'It seems that even now, after she has been sentenced, it's the innocent taxpayers that are being punished.'

An lastly the nail biting trouser pisser, our snot gobbling cowardly fat PM is censured over his office being rented out.

Gordon Brown was rebuked yesterday by an official watchdog for breaking Commons rules over his tax-payer-funded expenses.

The Prime Minister was rapped for ' inappropriately' renting out his constituency office.

MPs on the Standards and Privileges Committee said he was wrong to charge local Labour party colleagues £3,100 in rent for using his advice centre in Kirkcaldy.

He was cleared of not declaring the money but found guilty of breaching guidelines which ban MPs sub-letting accommodation paid for from Parliamentary allowances.
Mr Brown - who has led attempts to clean up MPs' allowances - escaped punishment because the watchdog said he had not benefited financially from the 'inadvertent' breach. He had rectified the situation and apologised.
While MPs accepted there was 'no intention to deceive', they said the Premier could 'easily have avoided' the situation.
The committee also criticised him for dragging his heels over the investigation.

He took six weeks to reply to an initial letter from John Lyon, the Parliamentary commissioner for standards, and another two and a half months to arrange a meeting.

Between 2005 and late 2007 Mr Brown, MP for Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath, and MSP Marilyn Livingstone jointly sub-let part of the office to the local Labour Party.
The then Chancellor was paid £3,100 rent and deducted this from the amount he claimed under MPs' taxpayer-funded office allowances.
Sub-letting the office was permitted by Scottish Parliament rules, but not Westminster's.
The committee said Mr Brown had acted 'dangerously' by assuming they were the same.

It was also 'disappointing' Commons authorities did not warn Mr Brown of the breach when he showed them his lease in 2006 and 2007.

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From the Daily Mail...They are an integral part of Britain's green and pleasant land. 

But just one third of us can correctly identify our most famous trees, a survey has revealed.

It found that one in 20 of those questioned admitted to not being able to name a single species.

So here is how to recognise the larch, thanks to Monty Python.

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The righteous become upset at the latest percieved thought crime.

BBC presenter Michael Buerk has incurred the wrath of people from New Guinea after he called them 'primitive' and said they kill outsiders.

The former news-reader was presenting long-running Radio 4 show The Moral Maze, which was debating morality, when he made the comments.

He was cross-examining Peter Cave, chairman of the Humanist Philosophers' Group on the 500th edition of the show.

During a discussion last week about where people draw their humanity from, Buerk then made a comparison with the people from the Pacific Island.

He said: 'If you say innate humanity, the only really primitive societies to survive into the modern age are tribes in the remote parts of New Guinea and whenever they come across a stranger they kill them.'

The presenter is understood to have been referring to the West Papuans which form part of the Indonesian province on the island just north of Australia.

But his comments have sparked an angry backlash from community groups claiming his remarks were offensive and inaccurate.

Well they do eat their fellow man as this article shows, now lets face it when strangers end up in the cooking pot that is a sign of uncivilized behaviour. 

No doubt there will be many calls from assorted right on pc types for Mr Buerk to apologise and I am sure that the savages of New Guinea will have the cooking pot ready should he ever set foot in their lands.

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From the BBC.

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Peter "pitch ripper" Hain appears to think the public are fucking stupid.

Former Welsh Secretary Peter Hain says he believes council tax payers would be willing to pay an extra 2p a day to ensure adequate policing.

The Neath MP spoke out in the row over South Wales Police's budget rise of 5% raised through council tax.

Chief constable Barbara Wilding wanted almost double that figure - 9.8% - and said she was now faced with looking at cutting police jobs.

Mr Hain said the force was being "crippled" by an "inadequate budget".

Well I know Mr Hain has had some experience of police matters(see above), what with his days as a former -alleged- armed robber and having answered questions over slush funds sorry policy forums; but does he really think we are willing to have higher taxes for poor policing.

Look its quite simple if the magical money pot hits empty then start sacking, I am sure that there are quite a few high ranking time wasters at the station who aside from playing solitaire on their computer do fuck all. 

Far better to clear their desks than fiscally rape the taxpayers again. Is the Chief constable serious in saying that there is nothing that can be pruned back, no waste to cut? 

But does Peter Hain seriously expect us to pay more money with no proven results in actual policing, especially when there are lazy fuckers who would sooner play poker than help a member of the public. Now I am not accusing our local boys an gals of that but citing it as an example.

We keep getting these reports of waste on matters that are more to do with - how shall I put this is a delicate manner - more to do with "pc boxticking" than nicking criminals. 

Such as the support offered by Chief Constable Wildings force for Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender (LGBT) history month, which takes place every February to celebrate the lives and achievements of the LGBT community. A little bit on this in the local rag. 

Now wave the gay pride flag as much as they like but after spending money to support that, can they then demand more money out of the council tax?

Chief constable Barbara Wilding said:

“Let me reassure the public of south Wales that my intention is always to arrest people, to put them in prison and, to make our communities safe."

Indeed and some of the people arrested may actually be guilty as our local force do have a bit of a "record" pardon the pun on fitting folk up. South Wales police pay out more than £555,000 for arresting the wrong people...

SOUTH Wales Police has paid out more than pounds 555,000 in compensation for wrongful arrests and other civil claims in the last two years, it emerged today.

Plus more payouts.

Six police women, who held senior administrative posts with South Wales Police Authority, have been awarded between £7,600 and £19,000 compensation, in a claim for equal pay for work of equal value.

Six police women, who held senior administrative posts with South Wales Police Authority, have been awarded between £7,600 and £19,000 compensation, in a claim for equal pay for work of equal value.

A seventh woman, Linda Webb, has been awarded an interim payment of about £8,000 pending further reports over the next three months.

Plus back in 1999 we had this:(source)

The Darvell brothers, the Cardiff Three, Jonathan Jones, the Merthyr Two - their names are a litany of shame that will haunt South Wales police for ever.

They are among the worst miscarriages of justice ever witnessed by the British legal system and are likely to be joined later this year by two more - the Newsagent Three and Patrick McCann.

See also The BBC

Could she please resolve these issues before attempting to extort cash with menaces from the taxpayers. 

Although we do have one area of useless fucking time wasters that could be cut to the bone, in fact removed completely and the funds used to pay the police; this is the PCSO's.

Our Community support officers do fuck all of worth and should be scrapped.

PCSO 1:Blunkett bobby suspended for Nazi salutes & goose-stepping

PCSO 2: Blunketts bobbies little effect in fighting crime.

PCSO 3: Blunketts bobbies must run away if threatened

PCSO 4: Shopkeeper threatened with arrest for tipping off customers about traffic wardens.

PCSO 5: You can't preach Bible. According to PCSO in moslem area.

PCSO 6: 2 Blunketts bobbies hide like girls from a 13-yr-old and have to call real police.

PCSO 7: Blunkett bobby sacked for theft.

PCSO 8: Man questioned by PCSO spends 18 hours in police cell

PCSO 9:Community officers stood by whilst grandmother rescued man attacked by girls

PCSO 10: Blunketts bobbies fit only to walk the beat

PCSO 11: PCSO's and hopscotch crimewave!

PCSO 12: Community support solve 1 crime every 6 years.

PCSO 13: Blunkett bobbies left child to drown.

PCSO 14: Blunkett bobbies get full pay award whilst real police don't.

Tags: community support officers

**Must remember to not beat myself up after posting this, or be charged with some serious offence based on no evidence what so ever....

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Who is on day 1 of his 12 week jail term.

I was watching The Shawshank Redemption and thought this quote would be quite apt.

Gives me the excuse for a quick bit of mockery at the expense of one jailed moslem peer.

Oh, watch out for the soap in the shower block Lord Ahmed.

The ignoble peers details can be found here.

Plus the Facebook group...

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From the Metro an a hat tip to English rose for the pic.

Chancellor Alistair Darling has urged failed banking boss Sir Fred Goodwin to give up his £650,000 pension - threatening legal action if he fails to act voluntarily to end the controversy.
The Treasury has been angered by the revelation that the former chief of Royal Bank of Scotland, which has announced a UK record £24.1 billion annual loss, is already benefiting from his £16 million pension pot even though he is only 50.

The Chancellor said: "You cannot justify these excesses, especially when you have got such a failure of this magnitude.

Oh really so what about others who provide a piss poor service, should we also ask them to remove their pensions - especially if it is being funded by the taxpayers?

Why not for example ask MP's of the Labour party who in 12 years have failed: who failed to follow through on election pledges on a vote over the Lisbon treaty. Who fail to balance to books of UK Plc, who fail to protect pensions, who failed on protecting jobs, failed on crime, immigration.

Who encouraged people to borrow, told them that boom and bust had ended, said their house prices would be stable and boy were they wrong on that one.

Who have increased the overall level of tax, swamped business in paperwork, cut in real terms the value of the services we now pay more for.

Who sold off our gold reserves, took us into badly thought out wars based on dubious sexed up dossiers, provided the troops with slum housing and second rate equipment.

Who have asset stripped this land for their or their croneys gain, run down the travel network whilst adding to the costs through incompetence and badly planned green policies; whilst hitting the motorist with more and ever rising taxes.

So yes, lets remove the pensions of the inept, the wasters but we start with the real wasters first. Over to badger haired sockpuppet Darling.

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Yep its now official that the state of Dubai is a toilet, a sewage outlet of a nation. 

The Times reports: A noxious tide of toilet paper, raw sewage and chemical waste has transformed Dubai’s most prestigious stretch of shoreline into a foul-smelling health hazard.

A stretch of the exclusive Jumeirah Beach — a magnet for Western tourists and home to a string of hotels — has been closed.

“It’s a cesspool. Our tests show too many E. coli to count. It’s like swimming in a toilet,” said Keith Mutch, the manager of the Offshore Sailing Club, which has posted warnings and been forced to cancel regattas.

Although toilet humour aside I call it a shithole due to it being run by a bunch of stoneage mullahs, clerics and jihadists who's concept of "justice" makes the Old Testament seem liberal.

Like their support of gay rights issues for example:

DUBAI — More than two dozen gay men — arrested at what police called a mass homosexual wedding — could face government-ordered hormone treatments, five years in jail and a lashing, authorities said yesterday.

The men are likely to be tried on charges related to adultery and prostitution, said Interior Ministry spokesman Issam Azouri. ...

“Because they’ve put society at risk they will be given the necessary treatment, from male hormone injections to psychological therapies,” he said. ...

If some of the men are determined to be deficient in male hormones, they could be ordered to undergo hormone treatment, Azouri said.

Azouri suggested that other countries with laws based on religion, including Christianity and Judaism, also ban gay behaviour and marriage.

“It’s not about freedom of opinion, it’s about respecting religion which forbids this type of behaviour,” he said.

Or barring tennis player Shahar Peer on race grounds. Oh and they also have a problem with books as well

Geraldine Bedell’s book The Gulf Between Us was greeted with enthusiasm by organisers because of its setting in the Middle East, but the mood changed swiftly when they discovered a gay character.

Yep its homosexuality again. If only that gay character was flogged or given hormone treatment to "cure it" then maybe they would not have banned the book.

Then they jail women for adultury based on no real evidence as I covered here.

A British mother who was on the run in Dubai after being found guilty of adultery has been jailed after handing herself into police... Teaching assistant Marnie Pearce now faces the prospect of never seeing her two young children again.

So after swimming in the turd filled waters off the Dubai coast, you know that reading the wrong book, being gay or being a falsely accused woman could bring you into conflict with the stone age turds running the Sharia legal system in Dubai.

Needless to say - but I shall anyway - Dubai is off my holiday list, the thought of 80 lashes for the crime of asking for some gin with my tonic puts me off going there. 

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From Thisisnottingham and a hat tip to several who pointed this one out.

A MUM was fined for parking in a London bus lane – while she was collecting her children from school in Nottingham.

Michelle Keiller was shocked to receive a £120 fine with a picture of a white van bearing her Toyota estate car's registration number illegally parked in south-east London.

Now she has to prove her innocence or pay up.

Okay no re-read the above. Having commited no crime what so ever, the victim of crime has to prove to the state that she is not a criminal. No concept of justice, due process or the state having to prove a point, the victim has to prove they are not the guilty party.

It is now thanks to the champagne swilling socialist scum in power all logic and common sense has vanished from the legal system.

The 39-year-old mother-of-two from Whitemoor said: "I phoned my partner crying. It's scary, they're saying it's me but it's not.

"It's scary that someone's duplicated my number plate. It could have been more serious, like a robbery or something.

"I'm feeling really distressed that I've got to deal with all this, if it happens to an elderly person they might just go and pay it."

Miss Keiller was driving home after picking up her children from St Mary's Catholic Primary School in Hyson Green at about 3.45pm on January 29, when the van was issued with the ticket in London. Now she needs to send identification – and her car registration documents – to Lambeth Council, to prove that she does not own the van bearing her registration number.

After all rules are rules, she is on the computer and well as we all know computers and the highly trained independent thinking state employed staff who run them for local authories would never make a mistake right? 

"They're saying that I've got to deal with the phoning and the ringing but why should I? It's not my car.

"I'm feeling really distressed that I've got to deal with all this."

A spokesperson from Lambeth Council(left) said: "We share Miss Keiller's frustration but it is important she sends us the requested documentation as proof as soon as possible so we can look to cancel the ticket."

We would do it but fuck you it is not our problem is what a spokesperson from Lambeth Council meant to say.

Miss Keiller reported the incident to the DVLA and the police.

The DVLA said: "Vehicle cloning is something we've come across in the past, it's not as widespread as you think but is something that does happen.

"We are taking steps to try to stop this, we're working with the police to try to stamp this out."

Oh right so the DVLA that flogs off your data to anyone for £2.50 is doing something. Link to Daily mail story on this. That would be the snooping DVLA that seek ever more ways of screwing motorists for cash.

By working with the police do they mean working or are they sitting in on a round of poker?

RIP concept of innocent until proven guilty, dead after 1000+ years thanks to champagne swilling Labour MP's.

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From the BBC

A Labour peer who sent and received text messages minutes before he was involved in a fatal crash on the M1 has been jailed for 12 weeks.

Lord Ahmed, 51, was driving his Jaguar when he hit a stationary car in the outside lane of the motorway - Martyn Gombar, 28, was killed.

Lord Ahmed, of Rotherham, had admitted driving dangerously.

Mr Justice Wilkie said: "It's clear the dangerous driving had no causal link to the accident."

The peer also faces expulsion from the Labour Party following his jail sentence.

A Labour Party spokesman said: "The Labour Party does not comment on individual cases, but under the party's rules any member who receives a custodial sentence is subject to automatic exclusion."

Now I am no fan of the ignoble peer, but shall leave all the other points on this chap I could rip into here. 

I am glad that he faces being thrown out of Labour and hope they put him out asap. I hope as well that under the new proposed rules being put forth by Jack Straw MP that he faces losing his peerage due to his criminal record. 

This should also apply to all the other odious peers who have been guests of HM the Queens penal system like the scribble of poor novels Lord Archer.

The sentence he received in my view is derisory and should be reviewed, by reviewed I mean increased. 12 weeks for taking a human life is nothing more than a slap on the wrist, the ignoble peer will be out on early release and able to get on with his life in less than 12 weeks.

Obotheclown has done a rather good post on this. He has also set up a Facebook group to protest the poor sentence this peer has recieved:link

Some may think he has been punished enough, I do not. 

My thoughts are with Martyn Gombar.

Update - The ignoble peer seems a tad miffed at his "harsh" sentence:

Ahmed has also been banned from driving for a year and ordered to pay £500 of prosecution costs.

Outside court Lord Ahmed's solicitor, Steve Smith, said he thought his client had been used as a "scapegoat" by those attempting to drive home the message about not using a mobile phone while at the wheel.

He said he was launching an immediate appeal against the sentence.

He said: "I've been with him. He's very philosophical. He's approaching it with great dignity."

Compare that to the term handed down to the waitress, Philippa Curtis who killed Victoria McBryde on the A40 near Wheatley in Oxfordshire. She was given 21 months in prison and was banned from driving for three years.

Waitress gets 21 months and barred for 3 years.

Peer gets 12 weeks and barred for a year.

**Update what starts at about 2milimeters in diameter and ends up six times as wide in just 12 weeks? Lord Ahmed's ringpiece at the end of his jail term. 

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