Orders, ve must be following ze orders.
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Paul Krugman economist and uber cock.
Nobel-prize-winning economist? Well some chap with a beard called Paul Krugman has been a fawning over Mr Brown spunking away some 500 billion of our pounds, to help a bunch of bankers whos lack of foresight, lack of putting reserves away, lending billions to people/companies who could not pay it back led to them going to the wall and running cap in hand for a bail out.
The Nobel laureate in economics Paul Krugman goes further. After the narrow passage of the Waxman-Markey climate-change bill in the United States House of Representatives, Krugman said that there was no justification for a vote against it. He called virtually all of the members who voted against it, “climate deniers” who were committing “treason against the planet.”Gosh are they, quite how does one commit treason against the planet then? Hold a differing view than Krugman and his eco Nazi ilk?
Krugman said that the “irresponsibility and immorality” of the representatives’ democratic viewpoints were “unforgivable” and a “betrayal.” He thus accused almost half of the democratically elected members of the House, from both parties, of treason for holding the views that they do...Blah, blah blah. Still this is a fool who stated that "the current financial crisis proves that the free market just doesn't work."
Cyclops Brown in desperate plea about "fair play"
Gordon Brown hopes to win back the vote of Middle Britain by appealing to their sense of fair play and core values.
Ministers will promise to tackle the 'something for nothing' culture by closing loopholes in healthcare, social housing and welfare benefits.
New Labour stealth tax: £250 for parking at work.
Bashing Bob Ainsworth, the game the whole nation can play.
The latest bit of Bob bashing comes via GOT. Good stuff, er, keep it up. Bashing Bob Ainsworth that is.ID cards, no union flag? Not in Welsh?!
So what is wrong with the Union Flag? Also why no Welsh version? If when one crosses the line between England and Wales you see that HM Govt can spend God alone knows how much putting out every single bit of paperwork in Welsh, have every roadsign with its Welsh translation next to the English, why not on the ID card?Instead the ID card design unveiled by the home secretary, Alan Johnson, features a tasteful floral pattern made up of the shamrock, daffodil, thistle and rose alongside the Royal Coat of Arms.
A Home Office spokesperson saidtoday this was because "the card represents all the nations of the United Kingdom and the design reflects themes of Britishness and aspects of UK history".
A recent Identity and Passport Service impact assessment of the next phase of the ID card scheme says it is important that it is designed in a way that is open to everyone who has the right to live in the United Kingdom – whether they are British, Irish or a national from another country.
The home secretary, Alan Johnson, said: "The introduction of ID cards today reaches another milestone, enabling the people of Manchester to prove and protect their identity in a quick, simple and secure way.Alan, you utter insufferable little cock, that is why I have a passport. Want to open a bank account, show a passport and a utility bill, want to register with a job agency, do the same, in fact want to show any person that you are in fact who you say you are then get the passport out.
Racism fail, good one PC Allanson.
Pc Christian Allanson overheard Butt say loudly into his mobile phone: "'I'm just here with these white redneck hooligans'."
He told the court Butt also said: "'Where's my brother, you're not the Gestapo'."
Pc Allanson said: "I felt very offended by this comment. I felt it was clearly a comment made towards myself and the other officers present due to the fact we were white police officers. I believe it was a very offensive comment."
Nice one PC Allanson, turn it back on the fuckers...The new game, bash Bob "the knob" Ainsworth.
A fair game to be fair, no argument from me on this one. Bob Ainsworth's home repairs cost the taxpayer £5,925! Bob Ainsworth, the Armed Forces Minister, claimed nearly £6,000 for the redecoration of his designated second home, submitting bills that included rebuilding the fireplace and fitting oak beams into his ceiling.also tried to claim £2,225 for a sofa and £1,000 for a LCD Samsung television, both of which were reduced by the fees office.
In April 2006, Mr Ainsworth submitted a further £951 bill for fencing and in August charged £1,160 for a gas fire.
That same year, he was told by officials he could not claim £1,000 for a Samsung LCD television because he had exceeded the “recommended maximum”.
In August, the minister wrote to the fees office to explain why he was claiming £2,225 for a Roma corner sofa.
New Labour: The poor pay more in tax than higher earners.
“the bottom fifth of earners pay 38.7 of their gross income in total tax, the next fifth 32.7 per cent, then 34.6 per cent, 35.4 per cent, falling to 34.9 per cent for the top fifth of higher-earning households.”The reason that the poor pay more in tax than the rich is that indirect taxes, especially sin-taxes, have been so jacked up under Labour. When only direct taxes are taken into account, the bottom fifth only pay 10.8 percent and the top fifth pay 24.9 percent of their gross income in tax.
Mohammed & the crocodile.
After a few beers Bruce shows them the 15ft Croc he keeps in his pool and bets a million dollars to anyone who can beat it in a fight.
Mohammed dives in, wrestling, biting, gouging, the lot, kills it and climbs out.
"Wow!" Bruce says, "I owe you a million"
"Don't want it" says Mohammed
"A car then and a Rolex" says Bruce
"No" he replies
"well what do you want?" asks Bruce
Mohammed says "I want the cunt who pushed me in"
How long before the police arrest these folk for being cruel to pikeys.
Teaching maths:
1. Teaching Maths In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?
2. Teaching Maths In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 80% of the price.
What is his profit?
3. Teaching Maths In 1990
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80.
How much was his profit?
4. Teaching Maths In 2000
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20.
Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
5. Teaching Maths In 2005
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habit of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. Your assignment: Discuss how the birds and squirrels might feel as the logger cut down their homes just for a measly profit of £20.
6. Teaching Maths In 2009
A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not consulted in the felling licence. He is also fined a £100 as his chainsaw is in breach of Health and Safety legislation as it deemed too dangerous and could cut something. He has used the chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however he does not have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual criminal. His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all government agencies. He protests and is taken to court and fined another £100 because he is such an easy target. When he is released he returns to find Gypsies have cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land. He tries to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned and fined a further £100. While he is in jail the Gypsies cut down the rest of his wood and sell it on the black market for £100 cash. They also have a leaving BBQ of squirrel and pheasant and depart leaving behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting. The logger on release is warned that failure to clear the fly tipped rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence. He complains and is arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced £12,000 plus VAT for safe disposal costs by a regulated government contractor.
Your assignment: How many times is the logger going to have to be arrested and fined before he realises that he is never going to make £20 profit by hard work, give up, sign onto the dole and live off the state for the rest of his life?
7. Teaching Maths In 2010
A logger doesn’t sell a lorry load of timber because he can’t get a loan to buy a new lorry because his bank has spent all his and their money on a derivative of securitised debt related to sub- prime mortgages in Alabama and lost the lot with only some government money left to pay a few million pound bonuses to their senior directors and the traders who made the biggest losses.
The logger struggles to pay the £1,200 road tax on his old lorry however, as it was built in the 1970s it no longer meets the emissions regulations and he is forced to scrap it.
Some Bulgarian loggers buy the lorry from the scrap merchant and put it back on the road. They undercut everyone on price for haulage and send their cash back home, while claiming unemployment for themselves and their relatives. If questioned they speak no English and it is easier to deport them at the governments expense. Following their holiday back home they return to the UK with different names and fresh girls and start again. The logger protests, is accused of being a bigoted racist and as his name is on the side of his old lorry he is forced to pay £1,500 registration fees as a gang master.
The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers as bonus's are not cheap. The parliamentarians feel they are missing out and claim the difference on expenses and allowances.
You do the maths.
8. Teaching Maths 2017
أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من اجل 100 دولار. صاحب تكلفة الانتاج من
الثمن. ما هو الربح له؟
Reed - Jump on the Cameron gaff bandwagon. Pot, kettle, black.
GPS tag our MP's.
I for one would be delighted to have each of you tagged with a GPS sensor and have you log (and have audited, weekly) timesheets to show what you do with your days, not just during the recess, but during the whole year.
Because I don't think you fuckers work nearly as hard as you claim to. Ever.
Debbie Purdy
Her life is her own, it belongs to her alone and is hers to do with as she sees fit. For her partner to be with her on her final journey to Switzerland, is not a crime.
Howard Scrotum, sorry Rt Hon. Howard Stoate MP to fuck the fuck off.
I covered this grasping hoon once before and now the grafting MP has announced he is standing down as an MP, although he says bugger all about his graft an sleaze.Cyclops Hitler
Laura Ripley, render her saggy arse down for bio fuel.
She is a complete waste of skin - fucking lots of skin.
Now sun beds are going to kill us all, yet more state fuckwittery.
The dangers of ‘binge tanning’ are so significant that sunbeds have been placed
on the World Health Organisation’s list of the most cancer-causing substances and
habits, alongside arsenic and asbestos.
Well I shall stifle a yawn of fucking indifference at that one. Still you watch the New Labour nanny state leap in with over regulation, warning signs, and maybe a quango of jobsworths to ensure we do not all fry to death.
The ban calls have started already:
More state fuckwittery: Chocolate bars could be made smaller
By 2012 the watchdog wants all confectionary to weigh no more than 50g - currently Mars bars are 58g and Bounty bars 57g.
Manufacturers have also been asked to sell bite-size bars as single items rather than as part of multibags.
Pikey kids to get free laptaps (thats free for them as you pick up the bill)
The free equipment and wireless internet access is estimated to be worth up to £750 per pupil, and is costing the taxpayer £300,000 a year.
Some children are also being handed printers and digital cameras under a controversial Government-backed scheme aimed at encouraging them to stay in education.
Just the sort of thing to give them, after all now they can find all the rich areas on Google and go out on the rob.
A survey by the National Association of Teachers of Travellers has found adult travellers are using their children's laptops to book holidays, shop and sell goods online.
Bob "the knob" Ainsworth and Cyclops
"On a day when the bodies of four UK servicemen are flown back home after making the ultimate sacrifice in Afghanistan the MOD are in the Court of Appeal. Why may you ask are they costing the British tax payer tens of thousands in legal bills? To make the lives of our young injured servicemen some who have horrific injuries better? No, they are once again making our Heroes fight another battle for adequate compensation that must last them for the rest of their lives.Here here. Four more brave men brought back in body bags, sent to their death by a government which has no moral compass what so ever.
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Sometimes your longest War begins when you hand your uniform in and rejoin civvie street."
The same government which then goes to court to reduce the compensation paid to those soldiers.
The same government run by a coward who talks much about courage and yet fails to display any.
Andrew MacKinlay - The odd man out in the Labour shitpile.
New Labour - 20 page book on how to use Twitter.
Stazi spying UK style.
Anyone who photographs dog fouling, litter being dropped, graffiti crime or fly tipping which result in prosecution will receive a cash reward.
The amount is staggered, according to how far the prosecution is taken.
If a court summons is issued the snooper gets £100. On a conviction he gets £150 and if the offender gets a maximum sentence he receives £500.
The scheme has been given the Big Brother-style motto “See them, report them”.
It tells residents: “We need your eyes and ears to help us wipe out enviro-crime.” The local council scheme is being launched in London and could eventually be rolled out across the country.
Last night the payments were slammed by critics who said they were a waste of vital public funds.
TaxPayers’ Alliance spokeswoman Susie Squire said: “People are sick and tired of being spied on by their local councils.
“There are far more constructive and cost-effective ways to encourage people to obey the law.
“This initiative is going to cost us dear – in terms of financially and damaging community spirit.”
Doretta Cocks, founder of the Campaign for Weekly Waste Collection, said the scheme for recruiting spies was shockingly reminiscent of East Germany’s Stasi secret police.
Waltham Forest council’s Conviction Reward Scheme was introduced last week after the council claimed residents wanted more to be done to tackle environmental crime.
Their website says that the “reward scheme” offers cash to “anyone providing evidence that leads to a prosecution against enviro-criminals, including graffiti, fly-tipping, dog fouling and littering.”
The council describes the money as a “thank you” for alerting them to crimes.
The scheme is just the latest example of councils paying residents for information on offences.
Some UK councils are even paying children to supply them with information on environmental offences like leaving recycling bags and rubbish bins out on the pavement.
Harlow Council, in Essex, employs 25 Street Scene Champions, aged between 11 to 14 who are encouraged to report vandalism to bus shelters, graffiti, abandoned vehicles, fly-tipping and other offences.
Crawley Borough Council, in West Sussex, has 150 Streetcare Champions who are asked to “report on individuals if known”.
Other local authorities recruit adult volunteers and at least 4,841 people are already patrolling the streets in their spare time. Some are assigned James Bond style code numbers, which they use instead of their real names when they ring an informer’s hotline.
Last week it emerged councils are still using surveillance technology to spy on suspected minor offenders despite being banned by law.
Since 2003 they have only been able to use undercover methods in suspected criminal law cases.
But Chief Surveillance Commissioner Sir Christopher Rose said it was of “significant concern” that local authorities were going beyond what was allowed.
In a word: cunts.





