Olympics joke(s):

Had this one texted to me today.

Every time I turn on the Olympic track and field events, I see another Jamaican holding up a gold, silver, or bronze metal.

Come to think of it, the only other metal that's been touched by that many black hands would have to be the bonnet of a police car.

And...

Watching the Olympic 100 metres reminded me of going to a night-club in London.

You hear a gunshot and then a dozen niggers go tearing away fast as they can.