What the fat bloated unelected PM speak the truth, for the only time. The best line is the one about the FSA being unable to regulate a shit in a toilet.

.

Hat tip to lord-elvis for this pic. One day Gordon, one day....

Lets just hope that that is a very strong rope to hold his overweight, lardy arse.

A PM who since taking power can only claim to have bloated his body like a goose forcefed for the foie gras market.

His latest spot of verbal arsewater is his plea for "Britons to remain optimistic in the face of the financial crisis." 

Fine, not got a problem with that as soon as one fat bloated, useless sack of shit called Gordon resigns the nation will leap for fucking joy.

Then our lardy PM banged on about "talking the country down", well hang on a fucking minute Mr gutload it was you who fucked the fiscal system up here in the UK, leaving us worst placed to handle recession an now he wants us to make out all is well.

My message to him is "Go back to eating Gordon its all your good at."

.

Doing the rounds on the magical interweb at the moment is this quote from "Red Squirrel" Hazel Blears that..

"Campaigning is like sex – if you’re not enjoying it, you’re not doing it right. It should never be a drudge."

The thought of Hazel having sex....Yuck...

Still ones mind has to think up something sick and so...

.

Now this made me laugh:

The fat and bloated, totally chuffing useless cunt of a PM - who has no mandate from the masses he is reducing to beggery - forgets to put his phone on silent; the useless fat lard arsed cunt.

Maybe it was a gay sex line calling him?

Or maybe he is - an this is far more likely - just a useless cunt, the cunt.

.

From The Register. Roll up, roll up for your imprisonment and repression. 

Yes you lucky citizens will be first to be stamped by the state into belongings rather than free citizens.

Wacky Jacqui Smith continues to believe her own increasingly insane press releases on ID cards. Yesterday she told the people of Manchester that they might be lucky enough to get their hands on ID cards earlier than the rest of the country.

Get this crap.

Work is underway to identify a number of areas across the UK where British nationals can be among the first to apply for an identity card, the Home Secretary announced when she visited Manchester today.

Further details of plans to introduce the first voluntary identity cards for the general public this autumn were revealed during her visit to meet with young people and the city’s business and community leaders.
 
At a speech in Manchester Town Hall she emphasised the benefits identity cards will bring for the region and the country and set out the progress made in delivering the cards. Building on a commitment made in November she expanded on plans to make a limited number of the cards available early from this autumn.

According to this slack jawed bint we are desperate to lose our age old freedoms an hand our info over to New Labour fascist cunts who will lose it or hawk it off to the highest bidder, the cunts.

Jacqui Smith says public demand means people will be able to pre-register for an ID card within the next few months.

The cards will be available for all from 2012 but she said: "I regularly have people coming up to me and saying they don't want to wait that long."

The Airline folk are not impressed with Jacqui either as this shows.

Right lets take apart the piss poor repressive arguments used by the big titted bovine faced shallow skank:

• a universal and simple proof of identity that brings convenience for organisations and individuals – that means an end to the disorganised use of photocopied bank statements, phone bills and birth certificates
  

But I am quite happy with that system, I have a passport - yes I know you cunts give them out like fucking smarties being doled out by Paul Gadd outside a Vietnamese primary school but that's your fault - I can prove my ID already.

• the Service will give you control of who can see your personal details – that means an end to revealing details about your finances or personal life just to prove who you are and where you live
  

You what, listen you dim witted slack jawed yokel of a fucking oaf. I have to pay and give my details to the state, to then show a card issued by the state to employees of the state - just to prove who the fuck I am. Just how cunting stupid are you and whats worse how fucking stupid do you assume we are to buy your shit? 

• ensuring that foreign nationals living, working and studying here legally are able to easily prove their identity and prevent those here illegally from benefiting from the privileges of Britain is that

Is that why they have those things called passports, again as I said you retarded fuckwit if you managed the passport system properly and did not hand them out to the Abu Hamza's, Omar Bakri's, Afghani plane hijackers an such like we would not need a secondary system.

• convenient travel in Europe using the identity card.  
  

Oh and how have we managed so far, oh yes that olde world device the passport. So why should we all pay twice? Oh eat shit and die you cunt.

One can but assume from this that Gordon Brown is not the only fat old smelly cunt in the Labour Party.

Oh but Jacqui our kebab munching, dope smoking Home Sec. has more to say, between chewing the cud she says to the young folk of Wythenshawe, and:

"Together they discussed how identity cards will help young people strike out on their own by opening their first bank account, renting their first flat, or perhaps travelling to Europe for the first time." 

So lets see you yeast infected old ho, open a bank account. Now according to your own rules I just need two forms of ID, in fact a passport or a driving licence both of which have to be paid for are perfectly fine. Oh fucking thank you so fucking much for saying that we are all imbeciles who need state help to do basic stuff like go for a piss.

Rather than let you fuckers loose with more of my soon to be lost data, you Jacqui and your Stasi employees will have to rape my account with fines, then haul me off to a cell with Abu Hamza in fucking Bellmarsh.

.

1,000 jobs to go at London Underground and TfL.

Plus "British jobs for British workers"...not here it seems

A bitter dispute over the use of foreign workers on a multimillion-pound construction project spread to several other sites when police were called to a series of wildcat strikes.

A decision to bring in hundreds of Italian and Portuguese contractors to work on a new £200 million plant at the giant Lindsey Oil Refinery at North Killingholme, North Lincolnshire, led to protests in support of jobs for British workers.

Several hundred demonstrators gathered for a third day outside the plant following a walk-out by contractors on Wednesday, but the unofficial action spread to other parts of the UK, including Scotland and Wales.

Hundreds of workers at the giant Grangemouth oil refinery in Scotland walked out following an early morning meeting. The mechanical contractors, who work for BP and INEOS, said they were supporting their colleagues in Lincolnshire.

Bobby Buirds, a regional officer for the union Unite in Scotland, said the workers at Grangemouth were striking to protect British jobs.

"The argument is not against foreign workers, it's against foreign companies discriminating against British labour. If the job of these mechanical contractors at INEOS finishes and they try and get jobs down south, the jobs are already occupied by foreign labour and their opportunities are decreasing. This is a fight for work. It is a fight for the right to work in our own country. It is not a racist argument at all."

Hat tip to delivernothinglabourparty for the pic.

.

Theres trouble at mill.

Fuller’s has appealed to the Chancellor to dump his plans for an alcohol duty escalator in March, claiming last year’s 17.8% rise in duty has had a “devastating” effect on the pub industry.

Fuller’s chairman Michael Turner made the appeal as he announced the brewer and operator’s results for the 43 weeks to 24 January. Like-for-like profits at its tenanted pubs are 1% down on last year and its own beer volumes are also down 1%.

There was some cheer in its managed division with like-for-like sales growth of 4.5% for the 10 weeks to 24 January, giving an overall uplift of 2.7% for the 43 weeks.

The completion of the acquisition of three pubs from Mitchells & Butlers will bring the total number of new pubs to five and its estate to 360 with the company “well placed” to make further acquisitions.

It warned that the trading environment was unlikely to improve in 2009 with increases in raw materials and energy costs and urged the Chancellor to drop his plans to raise alcohol duty a further 2% above inflation in March.

“Notwithstanding Fuller’s own situation, the Chancellor’s duty increase during the year of 17.8% has had a devastating effect on some of our customers,” said Turner.

“It is essential that the duty escalator which was announced last year is now withdrawn, and that there should be no further duty increases in the forthcoming budget. Fuller’s beer volumes are outperforming the market but the British beer industry is not resilient enough to pay any more.

“I appeal to the Prime Minister and the Chancellor to stop adding to the misery that licensees are suffering due to the economic downturn by adding any further burdens. The costs of compliance with the seemingly endless legislation that licensees have to cope with has meant that the tipping point has now been reached. The number of pubs closing their doors for ever has risen to a very worrying 39 each week.

“The British pub is the home of responsible drinking, and the envy of the world. The entrepreneurial characters that run their community pubs should be respected for what they add to our society, and not pilloried and legislated out of business.”

**Gordon cares not a damn about tax rises, after all he drinks fine champagne like all good New Labour socialists.

.

Look this "credit crunch" recession has been on the cards for a long time, just take a look at this using the governments own piss poor spun figures from 2006:

According to Government figures(Friday 12 May 2006) here, the number of people filing for bankruptcy in the first quarter of 2006 is over 80% higher than for the same quarter in 2005. In fact the total number of bankruptcy petitions for this quarter is just short of 40% of the total for the whole of last year. 

This has gone on since then, long before the fun and games in the banking system threw a large spanner in the works.

The lardy PM has thrown billions away, swallowed in corruption/waste in public services, even with millions on the public payroll the efficiency of those services has sunk to an all time low and people are sick of it.

Several warnings about his fiscal ineptitude from the EU, IMF and others have all been ignored as delusional Gordon buries his head like the Worlds fattest ostrich.

The British Social Attitudes Survey today showed the public's appetite for spending is at its lowest for years. For the first time since 1984 there is no majority support for more tax and spending on health, education and other public services.

Also...According to the International Monetary Fund, Britain's economy is forecast to shrink by 2.8 per cent this year, compared with 1.5 per cent in the US, 2 per cent in the eurozone and 2.5 per cent in Japan.

Today from the Mail we have this.

Labour ministers and MPs have echoed David Cameron's jibe that Gordon Brown is behaving 'like a headless chicken' over the recession, it emerged today.

Downing Street has been told that the blizzard of initiatives to boost the economy have failed to have their expected impact on voters.

The fat PM has dug himself into a rather amusing hole, with a huge percentage of our GDP going to pay people on the government payroll and with tax receipts going down, for how long can the one eyed one keep on funding them.

The possibilities are these: 

• 1 cuts - at which point they all the government departments accuse him of Tory style cuts, whilst opposition MP's crucify his tubby arse for being a hypocrite.
• 2. We go broke, the IMF orders cuts and Gordon washes his hands like a mono eyed Pontius Pilate.
• 3. He does nothing and hopes it will all magically get better. I think he has chosen option 3.

Surrounded by yes men like an eastern potentate Gordon has removed himself from all reality.

Whilst he stuffs ever more food into his gullet like a foie gras goose, all the while complaining that cartoonists portray him as fat; whilst here thanks to his policies pensioners here in Gordon's "Cool Britannia" get jumpers sent to them as aid from Iceland.

Plus of course Gordon whilst shoveling fine food down his gut ignores the people,as according the latest government Citizenship Survey, just 19 percent of white people feel that they can influence decisions affecting Great Britain. 

Gordon's problem is he thinks that the way to resolve the rapidly deepening economic crisis is via 'stimulus packages' with magic money plucked off the magic printing press.

With the ultimate of getting the banks to lend again and rebuild the very credit bubble and circumstances that landed us in the shit in the first place.

Like holding an alcoholics meeting in the local pub, you get full attendance but they all end up dead.

.

What Paul Flynn forgets is come a nuclear war even champagne socialist New Labour rats like himself would die in the nuclear winter that follows.

He says on his webshyte:

Obama first fortnight has been undiluted joy.

Bush’s next craziest idea after the Iraq War was to station new missiles in Poland and the Czech Republic on the Russian borders. The insane excuse was that it would a defence against nukes from Iran and North Korea. Even though Iran has not got any nukes and North Korea cannot accurately lob theirs to South Korea. The Russians felt threatened and retaliated with their own fresh weapons building programme.

Blah blah blah, fawn fawn and assorted brown nosing of "The One".

The point Flynn misses here with regard North Korea is fucking staggering. North Korea has missiles, they have tested them as this shows. They are right next door to South Korea. So hardly need anything like say a Polaris missile, just a basic light the touchpaper and stand back rocket would do.

The thought that Western security and more importantly the security of this nation is in the hands of thick as pig shit champagne socialists like Paul Flynn is frightening indeed.

I also notice that he blames the Iraq war wholly on Bush, not a fucking peep out of him about New Labour having its collective tongues up George Bush's arse, not a peep about sexed up dossiers, not a peep about hounding Dr David Kelly to death.

Iran I think will get nukes in the next year or so, if they don't already have them an are just awaiting an opportune time to announce the fact - maybe after firing one at Israel and celebrating by hanging a few more homosexuals.

Fucking useless cunt.

Paul Flynn who earns a wage of £64K a year, thinks its fine to fleece the public for all this: 

Paul Flynn claimed £7,052 for new kitchen, £1,153 carpets and £1,200 decoration for his London property in 2005, before selling it and moving to a new £275,000 flat. Claims £9,629 in stamp duty and fees

Mortgage interest £215.00, Utilities Water 26.07, Electricity £27,00, Council Tax £89.33, Television service £16.50.

Technorati Tags: expenses, labour hogs, sleaze, raping the taxpayers

.

Now I have little time for God botherers of any stripe, from the harmless but mildly annoying door knockers through to plane flying jihadist loons.

But I always do find it amusing when politicians jump on the God bandwagon as you know its all to do with votes.

First up we had this on the New Labour God spot...

Tony Blair's spin chief Alastair Campbell famously declared "we don't do God".

And the prime minister got very cross with Jeremy Paxman when he asked if he prayed with George Bush.

That would be the same Tony Blair who kept damn quiet about his Catholic faith for years, whilst appointing God botherers to the Church of England. Then upon leaving the office of PM strangely re-discovered his faith in God.

Now we have another minister claiming God is on the side of the Labour party.

Stephen Timms said that religious ideals are important in shaping policy despite the impression, summed up in Alastair Campbell's famous phrase, that private beliefs are irrelevant to the party.

He cited the New Deal for the long-term unemployed and the Gleneagles agreement on international debt relief as two examples of Labour projects that had their origins in reports and campaigns from church groups.

Mr Timms, the Financial Secretary to the Treasury who is also Labour's vice-chair for faith groups, also claimed that religious groups continue to provide the basis of a "broad coalition of hope" for the Government as well as practical help in carrying out charitable work.

Politicians will do anything for a bloody vote.

.

Well at last some good news from this worthless shower of socalist shits:

Thousands more Gurkha soldiers and their families will be given the right to settle in Britain under a new policy to be announced by the
Home Office.

New settlement rights due to be announced could open the door to 36,000 Gurkhas who served in the British Army before 1997.

The Home Office was forced to take action after a ruling from High Court judges in October that the Government needed to review its policy on whether Gurkhas who had served before 1997 could live in Britain.

Although it would have been better had HM Govt, or rather the New Labour lot decided not to fight their claims for equal rights through the courts. 

Then again this is a government that told them that despite fighting for this land and having ties to it for hundreds of years that they could not show ties to the UK.

There treatment of these men has shown bugger all "fairness" or even "decency" two buzz-words that New Labour scum like to throw into every line of spin.

Still were they Afghani plane hijackers, Roma gangstas, Albanian mafia, pikeys or the latest in a long line of mad bomb plotting jihadists they would have been given the New Labour fawning welcome and a council house in no time at all.

No doubt the overweight PM will waddle before the cameras and with his double chins wobbling like some overstuffed goose bred for the foie gras market. Then his blubbery self will issue some meaningless platitudes about respecting the Gurkhas.

Previous posts:

gurkhas win high court battle

citizenhip court case

why are gurkhas treated like scum?

.

Anothetr classic on the New Labour pc loons...

It is a famous sea shanty sung on the way to battle when Britannia ruled the waves.

Handed down from parent to child it has become a nursery rhyme that has amused countless generations.

But now the popular ditty 'What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor' has fallen foul of that most modern artillery - the PC brigade.

The government-funded charity Bookstart, which promotes reading for children around the country, has changed the lyrics to remove any reference to alcohol.

It means the 'drunken sailor' has been transformed into the rather less lyrical 'grumpy pirate'.

'Put him in the brig until he's sober' has been replaced by 'Do a little jig and make him smile', while 'Round with the rum and scotch and whiskey' is 'Tickle him till he starts to giggle'.

The cleaned-up rhyme was made into a songsheet sent to libraries across the UK to encourage children to read.

But parents and the campaign for Real Education reacted with anger, saying that children could be trusted with the original version.

Nick Seaton, of the campaign body, said: 'Changing the words of a much-loved children's nursery rhyme is simply trying to re-write the history and tradition of this country.

.

A cross-party group of MPs have said that as many as 17.8 million over-18s have poor literacy and 23.8m have numeracy skills below the level needed to get a good GCSE.

In a report, the Commons Public Accounts Select Committee said the country had an "exceptionally high number of people who cannot read, write and count adequately.

Right so what happened to all the money that has been spend since 1997, or is this just another case of failed New Labour money wasting.

As former PM & God botherer Blair said "This party will, ultimately, be judged on its ability to deliver on its promise. 

Gordon's problem is he thinks that the way to resolve the rapidly deepening economic crisis is via 'stimulus packages' with magic money plucked off the magic printing press.

With the ultimate of getting the banks to lend again and rebuild the very credit bubble and circumstances that landed us in the shit in the first place.

Like holding an alcoholics meeting in the local pub, you get full attendance but they all end up dead.

.

Protest by workers over the use of  foreign labour at oil refinery
Hundreds of angry oil refinery workers staged a mass demonstration today as a row over the employment of foreign labour escalated.

Around 800 people took part in the unofficial protest demanding 'British jobs for British workers' and there were signs that wildcat action could spread across the region.

They are furious that 400 Italian and Portugese workers are being brought in to work on a major construction project when UK unemployment is rising rapidly and there are plenty of available qualified local workers to do the job.

The Europeans are being accused of stealing their jobs.

Gordon who said a few months back 

"I think I'm the right person to take people through these difficult times."

He said about British jobs for British workers at the party get together, mumbled as part of his recession/credit crunch beating plans and yet...

Record numbers of work permits granted to foreigners. 

As the workers are EU citizens there is nothing that our bloated overweight fat cat PM can actually do without breaking EU employment laws.

Still they can amuse themselves when the lardy PM waddles in front of the cameras to issue some soundbites, play a game of New Labour wankword bingo.

Some more on his lies about British jobs for British workers here:

"If we want just one example of the absolute bankruptcy of this Government, let us take the slogan that the Prime Minister wheels out every week: British jobs for British workers. Yes, if only he could see how embarrassed his Labour MPs are, how they shudder when he utters those words. I have done a bit of work on this little slogan of the Prime Minister’s. The Secretary of State for Work and Pensions told us that there should be no doubt.

It is, he said,“explicitly a British jobs for British people campaign”.We asked the House of Commons Library, and it said:“There is apparently nothing in the detail of the proposals to suggest that foreign nationals will be excluded from any of the initiatives if they happen to live in the area where the locally based schemes operate.”

Tags:New Labour
Spin
Cyclops
Gordon Brown
Cool Britannia
Illegal Migrants
Barbarians
Benefit Scroungers

.

Thankfully we don't have a monopoly on all the stupid assholes in politics here in the UK, as this gem shows.

The creepiest moment of the day at Gore's hearing in the Senate Foreign Relations Committee came when Sen. Ben Cardin (D., MD) called, in the context of any new international global warming treaty, for international "support for uniform scientific information so that we all are operating with the same set of facts."

Now forget a moment the Global Warming debate here this Sen. is stating that on scientific points everyone states the same viewpoint, uses the same data.

So what happens when the next scientist who comes up with a theory - like say the Earth not being the centre of the universe - that go's against the majority view. 

Its scientific argument/debate that resolves issues, finds flaws with theory's and advances the march of science. 

My sympathies with the poor voters of Maryland who voted this Luddite into office. 

Maybe he will advocate burning the books of descenting voices next, or maybe having the a scientific inquisitor to remove the funding of latter day heretics.

.

(pic from The Screech)...First up we have this: There's trouble at mill.

Britain will be hit harder than any other advanced nation in the worst recession for more than 60 years, world economists warned last night.

In the bleakest assessment yet of British prospects, the International Monetary Fund (IMF) forecast that the economy would shrink by 2.8 per cent this year, twice as much as it previously thought and far more than the 2 per cent average drop for developed nations in 2009.

The stark figures are a severe blow to fat Gordon Brown, who has continually insisted that Britain is better placed than most countries to weather the downturn. The IMF outlook suggests that the recession in Britain will be deeper than that in the United States, Italy, France and elsewhere.

Alistair Darling, the Chancellor, predicted in November that growth in Britain would rebound to at least 1.5 per cent in 2010, the likely election year, but the IMF points to a far more meagre recovery of only 0.2 per cent.

Oh lets not forget some of fat Gordons lies I covered before.

From 1996 the tax threshold rose from £261 billion to £348 billion in 2002.

A rise of 87 billion quid in taxes.

Now whilst this was going on we had a credit boom based on private loans, which was based on the false promise of ever rising house markets. These loans totalled £1 trillion quid.

The reality was that the leading shares in the stock exchange in London had fallen by 10 per cent in real terms since 1997.

Compare that to the German Dax up 18.3 and New York's Dow up 48.2 per cent.

One of the reasons for the stagnation according to the World Economic Forum, was the increased taxation and regulations introduced by New Labour since 1997.

Brown's forecasts were off as well, in 2001 he forecast borrowing £30 billions over 5 years.
He ended borrowing over £140 billions.

Brown boasted of 28.35 million people employed, he did mention that 37 per cent were employed in the public sector, in effect drawing their wages off of taxation.

A meeting on 4th March 2004 of the cabinet chaired by PM Tony Blair to discuss public service reform.

Stats from the ONS showed that productivity in the public sector had fallen by 10% since 1997. In health & education the fall was between 15 and 20%. An annual cost the ONS reported of some £20 billion pounds.

So lets see our lardy PM encouraged an explosion of personal debt since 1997, all secured through cheap credit which was secured against rising house prices. He encouraged this, boasted about our strong economy whilst sliding billions(over £120 billion) onto PFI/PPP projects all buried away off the main balance sheets.

That in of itself would not be so bad, but he wasted billions on non jobs all paid through tax receipts. They in turn took out debts. All these debts were packaged up and sold on, a debt selling merry go around. Thus leading for more demand for credit and relaxation of the rules enabling ever more people to rack up bills.

Everyone up the chain taking their cut, all the while no investment in real jobs building things for export. 

A decline in leading shares by 10 pc in real terms since 1997 in the London stock exchange. 

Now this fat shit claims its all down to world exonomic factors.

A fat liar who claimed he predicted all this 10 years ago, well he has produced no proof of that what so ever. This is a plain lie and nothing else but.

If that were the case he would have resolved the problems already. 

Lastly and this says a lot about our porkie overweight PM, Gordon has ignored the last six IMF warnings. He will waddle his fat arse to the Commons, quiver his jowels and wobble his double chins as he lies again about how we are doing fine.

Gordon's problem is he thinks that the way to resolve the rapidly deepening economic crisis is via 'stimulus packages' with magic money plucked off the magic printing press.

With the ultimate of getting the banks to lend again and rebuild the very credit bubble and circumstances that landed us in the shit in the first place.

Like holding an alcoholics meeting in the local pub, you get full attendance but they all end up dead.

.

The BBC report that:

"Two pensioners from Essex were left stunned when they were asked to show photo identification to buy a bottle of wine. 

Jennifer Rogers went to her local One Stop convenience store with a 70-year-old friend.

But a staff member refused the sale saying she needed photographic identification to prove her age. 

A spokesperson for the store said: "We take the sale of alcohol to underage people extremely seriously."

Look its quite simple the law states that one has to be over the age of 18 to purchase alcohol. 

If someone obviously looks over that age,  then don't be a box ticking braindead paperwork non job like say your average PCSO or government employee and serve them.

68 & 70 years of sodding age. Jesus wept what has happened to common sense? 

As for the store One Stop hiding behind excuses that just makes them look as stupid as the fuckwit member of staff who refused service.

Twats. 

Oh hang on its Tesco, the same company who's staff slate customers on forums, in that case I shall amend the insult.

CUNTS!

.

David Cameron has declared that as Prime Minister, he would publish the government’s files on UFOs:

Great just what every MP needs filling up their time is a bunch of X-Files obcessed, hairy palmed masterbaters banging off conspiracy letters an popping in freedom of information requests bleating on about how its all a fucking cover up.

Not a good idea, seriously. David Cameron should leave them alone with their manga comics, hentai porn and strange conspiracy forums that only they know about.

This is one cage that should not be fucking rattled.

**On a related theme the X-Files movies managed that rarest of things being able to both suck and blow at the same time. 

.

They are upset at Geert Wilders comments about Islam being a religion of violence and intolerance and feel that he should not be allowed to state such things.

The courts in Geert's homeland feel the same way and have put him on trial for hate speech.

Now the thought that holding up signs calling for his death could also be thought of as slightly intolerant and just plain nasty, well that appears to be lost on the moslems.

A cleric has also called for him to be flogged, we have not even got to the trial yet when the rent a mobs will be produced to protest outside the court.

They use the Wests laws on  freedom of assembly and freedom of expression to call for the removal of those rights from someone who dislikes their religion.

Now its not the first time we have had this happen, after all they did exactly the same thing over the cartoons of Mohammed. 

For all the news check out: Defend Geert Wilders

There is a petition online:

“If I have to stand trial, I will not be alone, stand trial alone, but also with the hundreds of thousands of Dutch people who reject the Islamization of the Netherlands, Their opinion is only represented in The Hague [parliament] by the Party for Freedom. Who else will stand for our culture when I have to remain silent? This strengthens me in these harsh days,”

The petition is here.

Previous posts:

defend-geert-wilders.

 geert-wilders-boost-in-polls.html

support-geert-wilders
Article in Forbes    A video I posted in support of Geert Wilders.

You can see Fitna & Submission here.

The international free press. support Geert

Geert wilders to be prosecuted

Geert to be prosecuted post 1

Dhimmis in the Eu parliament prevents screening of Fitna.

Geert gives a speech on the rise of islamic jihad in Europe.

Tags: National Socialism, Osama Saeed, Hanzar Division, SS, Islam, Geert Wilders, Amin Al Husseini

.

Story from newspostonline:

London, January 26 (ANI): You may find it a bit surprising, but an Indian-origin researcher in the U.S. has revealed other peoples coughs, sneezes and dirty hands can infect you with an obesity bug.

Professor Nikhil Dhurandhar, of Pennington Biomedical Research Centre in Louisiana, believes that an airborne adenovirus germ may be causing the fat plague that is blighting Britain and other countries.

This poor animal was in the same room as lardy overweight PM James Gordon Brown when he sneezed.

Several hours later this is the result.

Gordon is not happy at political cartoonists mocking his overweight figure and showing him as fat. Therefore he shall be mocked, with no mercy given to the fat fucker.

.

Britain the sick man of Europe.

According to a report: England has been exposed as the sick man of Europe, with the highest rates of obesity.

According to the report Brits are the most obese in the Western Europe world, well looking at our overweight waddling PM Gordon it is obvious to see that yet again he is setting an example in how not to do things.

Look at him button on his jacket straining to hold back the rolls of lard, tongue pushed out as he gasps for air. His red face wheezing as he sucks desperate for air.

The damning survey, the Health Profile of England 2008, was published by the Government. It compares the nation's health with the 15 western European countries which were part of the EU before 2004 - the 'EU-15'.

It also compares us with the 12 largely Eastern European countries which joined in that year.

Britain had the worst adult obesity level of all, at 23 per cent - almost twice the level in France, the report said.

Alarmingly, it found the number of seriously overweight people is rising, despite expensive health campaigns. Doctors are also diagnosing more people with diabetes.

If examples come from the top then boy are we in trouble, with a tub of suet pudding like Mr Brown at the nations helm.

.

A little video on one fat James Gordon Brown, a wobbley (in more than one meaning of the word) Prime Minister.

A man who has a dislike for the truth even extends to taking offence at being shown as fat in cartoons. 

From crisis to crisis is jowls waddle as hie double chins move to the sound of ever more lies coming from his over fed mouth.

Roll on the day we hear on the news that he has had one meal to many and his heart has packed up. Our nation free at last from this mobile blubber bucket, an unfit double chinned buffoon who waddles from crisis to crisis.

Gordon's problem is he thinks that the way to resolve the rapidly deepening economic crisis is via 'stimulus packages' with magic money plucked off the magic printing press.

With the ultimate of getting the banks to lend again and rebuild the very credit bubble and circumstances that landed us in the shit in the first place.

Like holding an alcoholics meeting in the local pub, you get full attendance but they all end up dead.

.

Picture of the Cyclops frog from Tractor stats.

A very rare species of one eyed frog has been discovered. 

Named Rana cyclops after the mythical one eyed monster - the Cyclops - of mythology.

It has also been named the "one eye frog " or mono oculus.

These frogs live for much of their lives a bachelor existence, preferring the company of other male frogs. 

Originally spotted in Scotland, this species has migrated south to London and is now rarely spotted back in its native homeland.

Then suddenly the urge to procreate sends them into a breeding frenzy, when they have to show their offspring off to other frogs at every opportunity. 

Homosexuality is known to be rife among this species although none has yet been caught in the act, but tales of this have been reported in certain publications - see the works of Prof. Levy.

Known for their poor eyesight and lack of depth perception and with a reliance on others to do most of the work for them they live a largely parasitic existence off of other frogs.

When caught taking food out of the mouths of baby frogs these will inevitably blame another frog for this claiming and denying the obvious theft.

Also known for their greed these frogs pile on large amounts of weight, and they are known to react badly when shown pictures of themselves in an overweight state.

Known to like lights these frogs will croak for endless hours in front of a camera, their croak is known to have a very repetitive quality and sends many frogs to sleep; it also appears they like the sound of their own croak. It has been said that the light of cameras can lure the one eyed frog many miles in a short time to croak in front of it, this may account for the occasion sightings at closed factories and in its homeland of Scotland.

Another trait is that when called by other frogs they ignore that and refuse to answer calls unless it agrees with what the one eyed frog is doing.

With their lack of judgement in most things, homosexual tendencies, parasitic existence a cost that eventually has them driven out by other frogs; it is thought that this species is doomed to extinction in the next few years.

.

For all the news check out: Defend Geert Wilders

Also jpost.com

Rightsidenews.com - we are all geert wilders

radio netherlands -Sheikh Yasin pleased Wilders to be prosecuted

scienceblogs.com - wilders_to_face_hate_speech...

brussels journal.

There is a petition online:

“If I have to stand trial, I will not be alone, stand trial alone, but also with the hundreds of thousands of Dutch people who reject the Islamization of the Netherlands, Their opinion is only represented in The Hague [parliament] by the Party for Freedom. Who else will stand for our culture when I have to remain silent? This strengthens me in these harsh days,”

The petition is here.

Also check out this defend geert wilders

Previous posts: geert-wilders-boost-in-polls.html

support-geert-wilders
Article in Forbes    A video I posted in support of Geert Wilders.

You can see Fitna & Submission here.

The international free press. support Geert

Geert wilders to be prosecuted

Geert to be prosecuted post 1

Dhimmis in the Eu parliament prevents screening of Fitna.

Geert gives a speech on the rise of islamic jihad in Europe.

Tags: National Socialism, Osama Saeed, Hanzar Division, SS, Islam, Geert Wilders, Amin Al Husseini

.

Must have been a quiet day for state jobsworths.

Doner kebabs sold in the UK contain "shocking" levels of salt, fat and calories, a survey has concluded.

Officers from 76 councils sampled 494 kebabs to test their nutritional value, during the Local Authority Coordinators of Regulatory Services (Lacors) study.

The average doner they tested contained almost 1,000 calories - half a woman's recommended daily intake.

Geoffrey Theobald, of Lacors, said: "The level of saturated fat and salt in some is a serious cause for concern."

Oh for fucks sake, the only - repeat only - reason anyone has a doner is after a gallon or two of ale down the local pub. For some reason the beer logic takes over an stopping off at the local Turkish dubious meat emporium becomes a must have.

Thats the same beer logic that makes people have sex with ugly folk, think they are fucking invincible an be killed doing stupid shit, or think that JD Wetherspoon pubs are worth drinking in.

Kebabs exist for the sole reasons of soaking up said ale oh an to make a modern art design on the pavement.

Closely followed by said drunk being arrested for drunk & disorderly for heaving his kebab up all over the policeman's shoes.

Why do they need to waste money to state facts that even the dimmist of chav-scum, or Jacqui Smith on a good day would be able to work out. Still any excuse for the state non-jobs to spunk our tax monies up against the nearest wall, along with all the up-chucked kebabs.

**Still we all know someone who has been chowing down on lots of kebabs - other than our fat arsed Home Sec. Jacqui Smith that is - yep our very own Mr Brown. 

Look at him there waddling along, double chins a wobbling, tongue out gasping for air. Fucker looks like you can see the arteries hardening as we speak.

Mong the Merciless has a good bit on how the humble kebab is helping evolution.

.

An so some culture for the people in our former penal colony with Chopper.

G'day.

.

Now this should be fun: 

"Ministers have been ordered to release minutes of the cabinet meetings which discussed the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

The Information Tribunal upheld a decision by the Information Commissioner that details of the March 13 and 17 sessions should be disclosed.

The meetings considered the issue of whether the invasion was allowed under international law.

The government failed in its bid to block a Freedom of Information request asking for the release of the minutes.

The Cabinet Office now has 28 days to decide whether to appeal to the High Court against the ruling.

A Downing Street spokesman said they were "considering our response".

Cabinet minutes are not normally released until at least 30 years after the event - but the Tribunal stressed that disclosure of the Iraq material would not necessarily set a precedent."

It will be good to see how many are actually released, no doubt with lots of black marker across large amounts of paperwork.

No doubt fat PM Gordon Brown already has lots of manderins running about with marker pens censoring his role in all of this, his double chins must be quivering in fear at the thought of another scandal involving himself.

Still I am sure that this must be worrying him, lets just hope the strain is just to much for his fat laden body, his arm go's numb and a fatal heart attack ensues.

Go on Gordon start comfort eating, sooner you die the happier we will all be.

Gordon's problem is he thinks that the way to resolve the rapidly deepening economic crisis is via 'stimulus packages' with magic money plucked off the magic printing press.

With the ultimate of getting the banks to lend again and rebuild the very credit bubble and circumstances that landed us in the shit in the first place.

Like holding an alcoholics meeting in the local pub, you get full attendance but they all end up dead.

.

A day in the life of fatty Gordon Brown's cool Britannia.

A woman was arrested after she was seen staggering across a road drunk in charge of a double buggy carrying two young children.

Motorists were forced to slow down as Nicola Gardner zig-zagged across a busy road with an open can of Stella lager in the pram.

Fearful that the buggy would topple over with a two-year-old toddler and a four-month old baby inside, some drivers stopped to make sure they were safely on the pavement.

When police arrived at Old Chester Road, Higher Bebington, Wirral, on November 4 last year Gardner did not even know the children's names.

The 37-year-old, from St Anne Street, Birkenhead, was convicted of being drunk in charge of children.

**A typical example of the social underclass that is supported and in return offers support for the local sleze laden Labour MP come election time. 

Sadly the article does not state where she was headed whilst driving the youngsters, my opinion is she was off to the local JD Wetherspoon creche for a days drinking with her mates whilst the offsping are allowed to run riot.

No doubt to be followed by a fight, a curry and some howling into a karaoke machine before taking the kids home.

She will pay the fine no doubt by taking out a DSS crisis loan or selling off some of her chav necklaces on the never never down the local Cash Generator.

Still she will down the local Wetherspoon tomorrow boasting of her arrest to her chavscum mates an complaining about sueing the police for abuse whilst saying how she was "stitched up by the bent filth"...

I do love the line in the article that states "an open can of stella" - oh the class. 

(do take a look at the mail article for a pic of this particular chav beast - fucking no way am I putting her pic up on here. I warn you she is fucking vile...)

.

I received an unexpected letter from corporate fizzy larger suppliers to chavs JD Wetherspoon and so I have popped off a reply to the company solicitor just to acknowledge receipt.

Dear Gemma Gurney,

Thanks for your unexpected reply dated 23rd Jan 09.

Now a little while back I did an open letter to JD Wetherspoon head Tim Martin and e-mailed yourself in on this.

In this I mocked the company somewhat, and thought that as I have vented my spleen I would ping a copy across to the same company solicitor (your good self)who sent me the apology.

Before doing this open letter we(myself and the other person out that night) had received an apology in which Wetherspoon admitted fault, apologised that their service was not up to standard, a member of staff was being retrained, person who caused trouble had been barred etc etc and so on.

All jolly good we thought and after some gloating, we received another letter stating that the manageress who's nose/makeup was out of joint did not want us there and we were in fact barred. 

Fair enough her hissy fit, she can as was explained in the banning letter refuse service to anyone. 

We had chosen beforehand to avoid all Wetherspoon pubs until such point as they acted on the initial complaint and find it somewhat amusing that they then chose to bar us despite admitting they were in fact in the wrong. 

Having popped into Wetherspoon (see other correspondence) when apology letters arrived we had figured the matter to be closed.

The total lack of joined up thinking in your company has also given me and many many others quite a bit of mirth and merriment. 

Anyhow back to the open letter, having pinged off this to yourself and posted online I thought no more of it.

Now I have received yet another letter from Wetherspoon dated the 23rd Jan 2009.

Sadly no e-mail of this one - I think they have worked out I have put the e-mails up on previous posts-  an so I have to write this one out due to lack of a scanner. But worry not will get that scanned in when I go over to borrow someone elses; however I have written it out below.

We write with reference to your above complaint and recent correspondence from ourselves. As you are aware, this matter has been investigated and the appropriate action has been taken.

Therefore we now believe this matter to be closed and we not be entering into further correspondence with yourselves with regards to this matter.

Well first off it was not a complaint as such more corporate mockery of Wetherspoons and the nose/makeup out of joint manageress that runs the pub like as if she is some Eastern potentate. 

Seriously now, had I written a complaint I really would have gone to town.

Also did not want or even expect any reply from yourselves to be honest. I just mailed a copy across to keep your large chav supplying selves "in the loop" as the phrase go's. Still thanks anyway, after all best be polite and all that.

Well that is all I really have to add on this except that you may not be entering into correspondence and consider the matter closed, I however do not. 

When someone at JD Wetherspoons decides to be a man and someone discovers that they have in fact a set of testicles big enough to do the decent thing and offer a proper apology, then and only then will we consider the matter to be closed. 

Still won't be drinking in the chain, hell its gone way past that now. Besides we do have some standards, we tolerated them before despite the unclean tables, surly staff and myriad other points of criticism I could mention.

More mockery shall be done, indeed I for one consider it open hunting season on JD Wetherspoons and shall be firing some mockery at this chain at a future date.

Toodle pip an all that.

Regards

**Update bit here not sent to Spoons via mail: 

So what Wetherspoons are saying is: 

Dear valued customer, 

blah blah blah, cuntfuckery blah blah blah, soundbites.

We were wrong, blah blah blah, we don't really give a fuck, blah blah blah 

Oh an fuck off your barred, blah blah blah. 

So don't complain as we will give it some corporate stonewalling an ignore you as our customer service sucks cock. Whilst customer care dept waves said corporate cock in customers faces. 

Now I did think at one point a few months back about calling up and speaking to "customer services" or some other pod employee at JD Wetherspoon but have dealt with so so many of these over the years. 

I decided that I was not actually going to spend my money to resolve a problem they should have resolved months ago and either having an attack dog eat my face or a pair of garden shears up the Japs eye would be preferable alternatives to talking to yet another call centre.

Still I will miss seeing the over caked makeup on the landladys face crack as she reads this. No doubt when she and the deputy manager decided that this ban was going to be put in place against us they must of laughed so much they could barely breath. 

I am sure the staff could hear the air being sucked in through their blow holes as their jowls jiggled with each cackle of laughter. 

She accused me of firing insults before not true then but oh so so true now.

It might be worth my mentioning the past record of companies torn a new, or several arseholes - it makes them more aerodynamic - by myself, these include:

WH Smiths

Fujitsu Semens

Lloyds TSB

HSBC 

Barclays banking & Corporate (could be a pedant but will count it as one)

Barclaycard

NTL/Virgin Media (or whatever they call themselves this week and who's staffs mastery of the English language leaves a lot to be desired)

Dixons (the absolute worst electronics supplier who attempted to sell me shoddy goods and cried like pussys by the time I finished with them.)

Yes Loans

Reed (the worst employment agency in all of Christendom)

Tesco....

.

Fat overweight champagne swilling socialist Prime Minister that no one voted for attempts to pass the blame on the financial crisis again.

Our PM gutload takes offence at being drawn fat. Here we see him after giving excuses waddling away as fast as he can move his lardy ass.

Gordon Brown today said that he had warned of the current global financial crisis ten years ago.

Well produce a record of that lardy before we believe it. Wonderful thing is hindsight isn't it fatty, wobble those double chins about as much as you like it was you who's poor fiscal policies created this crisis.

Although I think and hope that the next crisis is that of hardening arteries in your heart, clogged up with lots of fat from all the rich food. Still we - if not yourself - live in hope of your imminent collapse and death.

Thank you so much for complaining about cartoonists showing you as a mobile blubber bucket, an unfit double chinned buffoon who waddles from crisis to crisis.

So be assured that in the same way irate muslims were offended by cartoons of Mohammad with bombs and suchlike in his turban you will be mocked without mercy over your blimp like size.

O I do notice your tongue sticking out as you gasp for breath, your over strained heart working double time to move your lard. 

Oh Gordon the mockery has not even started yet...

Gordon's problem is he thinks that the way to resolve the rapidly deepening economic crisis is via 'stimulus packages' with magic money plucked off the magic printing press.

With the ultimate of getting the banks to lend again and rebuild the very credit bubble and circumstances that landed us in the shit in the first place.

Like holding an alcoholics meeting in the local pub, you get full attendance but they all end up dead.

.

First up and post number one which he put out yesterday on his webshit, my libel case losing MP Paul Flynn stated re the Lords cash bung story:

No money has changed hands. No wrongdoing has been found. No consummation - only foreplay.

Got that! Nothing to see here, we are all whiter than white - other than Obama that is - and all the sleaze is with the baby eating Tories. 

Yet tonight we get this arse gravy:

The speeches by Lord Snape and Lord Taylor did not help their cause. The recording of the interviews that Lord Taylor gave to the jouranlist posing as a lobbyist is damning.

Oh for fucks sake, the man is a cunting parody of a piss poor MP. Look if you are going to back some dubious fucking peers out to blag a huge wedge of cash at least get the facts right. 

Maybe try waiting until they make some shit statement before commenting. 

Jesus wept, this is the fucking MP that Labour voting sheep have put in the House of Commons. 

Who are these fuckers? Seriously if anyone has ever put an X next to this senile old tossers name mail me - yes I shall call you a moron - but I shall also explain why even if you want to vote for the party you deserve better as an MP.

More on this later...

.

From Wholly Rude

After the usual plethora of delays we have come to expect in public sector ICT projects Cap Gemini have today begun the roll out of the ContactPoint system, a database holding the personal details of all 11 million children in England and Wales.

The first part of the roll out is to train 300 council workers as administrators, it will then be rolled out to 19 or so 'Early Adopters' - a motley group of Councils and (fake charities funded by the state) charities including Barnardos. The eventual aim is to enable access by an estimated 390,000 users throughout England and Wales.

Yep another database to be leaked, lost, dumped, filled with piss poor dubious and inaccurate data - much like the criminal records bureau - staffed by yet more pen pushing beancounting paperclip movers who wages come from tax receipts.

No proof that it will save a single childs life, stop any abuse or be of any use to anyone. Still that has never stopped Labour from spunking away trillions on poorly drafted IT projects.

Gordon's problem is he thinks that the way to resolve the rapidly deepening economic crisis is via 'stimulus packages' with magic money plucked off the magic printing press.

With the ultimate of getting the banks to lend again and rebuild the very credit bubble and circumstances that landed us in the shit in the first place.

Like holding an alcoholics meeting in the local pub, you get full attendance but they all end up dead.

.