Spending more time with my directorship.

A dof of the cap to Lobbydog for this one:

Patricia Hewitt, who is quitting as an MP at the next election, said she wanted to stand down to spend more time with her family.

I guess when she said “family” she meant it in a very broad sense, because today she was appointed the new senior independent director at BT.

It would appear she confused the words family and directorship, an easy mistake much like the expenses claims....
Ms Hewitt, Leicester West, has been on the board at BT since last March.

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