Orders, ve must be following ze orders.

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First up a hat tip to tVOR for this one on the Global Whineing debate. As I was having a read, the name Paul Krugman popped up.

Hello thought I, that name rings a bell. Upon checking I found that Mr Krugman had been fawning all over our dire leader over his pissing away of billions on inept bankers.

As I said before:

Nobel-prize-winning economist? Well some chap with a beard called Paul Krugman has been a fawning over Mr Brown spunking away some 500 billion of our pounds, to help a bunch of bankers whos lack of foresight, lack of putting reserves away, lending billions to people/companies who could not pay it back led to them going to the wall and running cap in hand for a bail out.

Well Krugman has now turned his razor sharp economic mind to eco matters, a mind that fails to grasp lending money to folk without a brass farthing to their name might cause economic woes down the line.

The Nobel laureate in economics Paul Krugman goes further. After the narrow passage of the Waxman-Markey climate-change bill in the United States House of Representatives, Krugman said that there was no justification for a vote against it. He called virtually all of the members who voted against it, “climate deniers” who were committing “treason against the planet.”

Gosh are they, quite how does one commit treason against the planet then? Hold a differing view than Krugman and his eco Nazi ilk?

Krugman said that the “irresponsibility and immorality” of the representatives’ democratic viewpoints were “unforgivable” and a “betrayal.” He thus accused almost half of the democratically elected members of the House, from both parties, of treason for holding the views that they do...

Blah, blah blah. Still this is a fool who stated that "the current financial crisis proves that the free market just doesn't work."

Well no, what does not work is a government encouraging a debt boom, fueled on a myth of ever increasing house prices and ignoring warning on dubious trading by the banks. A government that shoved billions onto PFI, buryed its one eyed head in the sand over the national debt, whilst spending borrowed money to keep a bloated public sector afloat.

I shall treat Krugmans thoughts on matters eco as I treat his thoughts on matters fiscal, with utter contempt.

I shall stick with the phrase "Be not a lender nor a borrower be", I may not be rich by any measure of the world but I have a roof over my head, food in the kitchen and no negative equity or shares that yesterday were £10 and today are worth 2s, an old 'two bob bit' in proper olde money.

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Oh for fucks sake.

Gordon Brown hopes to win back the vote of Middle Britain by appealing to their sense of fair play and core values.

Ministers will promise to tackle the 'something for nothing' culture by closing loopholes in healthcare, social housing and welfare benefits.

British jobs for British workers anyone, or maybe the promised and yet to be seen vote on Europe? So after 12 years, twelve long years they claim to now offer fair play.

Shame that they broke the economy in that time.

In a meaningless soundbite Cyclops said: 'We like people to pay their dues, abide by the rules and earn their rights and entitlements. This is the British way.'

So thats why Milicunt flies in an illegal migrant at taxpayers expense from Club Gitmo?....Cunts.

Meanwhile under the new "fair and inclusive" New Labour party unemployment is likely to soar to 4 million.

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The economy is broke, so taxes need to go up to fix Gordon's fiscal mess.

Motorists who drive to work will have to pay a £250 parking tax under a Government scheme to be announced today.

Firms employing 11 or more staff who park their cars in company bays will be charged for each space.

The scheme, which has been condemned by critics as a 'tax on jobs', will initially charge £250 per space but the cost could rise to £350 within two years.

It is being pioneered in Nottingham which will introduce it in 2012 but other city councils are expected to follow suit.

Right, so not coming in until after the election when the tax and spend Labour filth have been thrown out by the taxpayers.

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The latest bit of Bob bashing comes via GOT. Good stuff, er, keep it up. Bashing Bob Ainsworth that is.

Previous on the lets bash Bob "the knob" Ainsworth game.

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Now I hate the idea of ID cards, we managed perfectly well without them for years and the only reason for them is control by the state. But this bit is really taking the piss to be fair:

Instead the ID card design unveiled by the home secretary, Alan Johnson, features a tasteful floral pattern made up of the shamrock, daffodil, thistle and rose alongside the Royal Coat of Arms.

A Home Office spokesperson saidtoday this was because "the card represents all the nations of the United Kingdom and the design reflects themes of Britishness and aspects of UK history".

So what is wrong with the Union Flag? Also why no Welsh version? If when one crosses the line between England and Wales you see that HM Govt can spend God alone knows how much putting out every single bit of paperwork in Welsh, have every roadsign with its Welsh translation next to the English, why not on the ID card?

A recent Identity and Passport Service impact assessment of the next phase of the ID card scheme says it is important that it is designed in a way that is open to everyone who has the right to live in the United Kingdom – whether they are British, Irish or a national from another country.

But what is missed or rather non stated is that the good people of Northern Ireland are in fact British! Could it be that this government is in fact ashamed of the British identity and under the excuse of "inclusiveness" finding a way to ditch it. You can bet that argument will be taken up by many...

So in order to appease folk we have removed the Union flag? Methinks that the BNP have a whole raft of free publicity here as well as Plaid and other Welsh language campaigners, let the fun begin....

Oh this bit shows the stupidity of the whole system:

The home secretary, Alan Johnson, said: "The introduction of ID cards today reaches another milestone, enabling the people of Manchester to prove and protect their identity in a quick, simple and secure way.

Alan, you utter insufferable little cock, that is why I have a passport. Want to open a bank account, show a passport and a utility bill, want to register with a job agency, do the same, in fact want to show any person that you are in fact who you say you are then get the passport out.

However did we manage without the all singing, all dancing ID card during the dark days of Paddy O'Terrorist planting bombs in the UK? Oh yes, I remember we just got on with it.

Think I shall ever buy one Alan, you can fuck the fuck off. Still its a non issue really as your government is as popular as tittie bar opening in Saudi Arabia and the chances of their electoral victory are about as likely as the dour Saudi clerics allowing tittie bars to open in their land.

Simples.

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Asian man who called policeman a "White redneck hooligans" guilty of racism

Pc Christian Allanson overheard Butt say loudly into his mobile phone: "'I'm just here with these white redneck hooligans'."

He told the court Butt also said: "'Where's my brother, you're not the Gestapo'."

Pc Allanson said: "I felt very offended by this comment. I felt it was clearly a comment made towards myself and the other officers present due to the fact we were white police officers. I believe it was a very offensive comment."

Nice one PC Allanson, turn it back on the fuckers...

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A fair game to be fair, no argument from me on this one.

Even the Times, seeing a rather slow MP making an arse of himself are getting in on the game.

Bob Ainsworth is one of those people who should never rise above deputy. I am told that people are snobby about him but I am just confused. Every time I see him — and it happened again yesterday — I cannot believe that he is the Defence Secretary. How did this man, stodgy as porridge, inspiring as a cabbage, get the top job? It feels wrong, as if he were taking part in a job-swap reality TV programme that has gone horribly wrong.

Spot on.

He reminds me of a manager that I and my team had dumped on us, in a previous job many moons ago: inept in every way this manager tore up the old ways and turned a well run section to shit in record time.

Bob I think is cut from the same cloth as that manager who I last saw being escorted off company property by two security guards carrying his belonging in a box.

Still this a man -a word I use in a very very loose meaning of the word - who seeks to penny pinch on compensation paid to soldiers. Something that would be laughable were it not for the billions poured away on bankers bonuses, PFI, quangos...

A chap who voted against letting Gurkhas settle in the UK.

Who sees nothing wrong with enjoying the perks of high office:

Bob Ainsworth's home repairs cost the taxpayer £5,925! Bob Ainsworth, the Armed Forces Minister, claimed nearly £6,000 for the redecoration of his designated second home, submitting bills that included rebuilding the fireplace and fitting oak beams into his ceiling.

also tried to claim £2,225 for a sofa and £1,000 for a LCD Samsung television, both of which were reduced by the fees office.

In April 2006, Mr Ainsworth submitted a further £951 bill for fencing and in August charged £1,160 for a gas fire.

That same year, he was told by officials he could not claim £1,000 for a Samsung LCD television because he had exceeded the “recommended maximum”.

In August, the minister wrote to the fees office to explain why he was claiming £2,225 for a Roma corner sofa.

No money for compensation according to Bob, yet money for a Roma corner sofa....

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Gosh who would have thought that badly planned out champagne socialism would hit the poorest in society the most.

“the bottom fifth of earners pay 38.7 of their gross income in total tax, the next fifth 32.7 per cent, then 34.6 per cent, 35.4 per cent, falling to 34.9 per cent for the top fifth of higher-earning households.”

The reason that the poor pay more in tax than the rich is that indirect taxes, especially sin-taxes, have been so jacked up under Labour. When only direct taxes are taken into account, the bottom fifth only pay 10.8 percent and the top fifth pay 24.9 percent of their gross income in tax.

Simple solution, cut the quango's, cull the uber-public sector and throw 800,000 pen pushing stat counters on the dole at a fucking stroke. Save £250 billion a year, simples.

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From covert-tactics....Bruce the Australian millionaire is having a BBQ round his pool. All his mates are there plus Mohammed the local shop keeper.

After a few beers Bruce shows them the 15ft Croc he keeps in his pool and bets a million dollars to anyone who can beat it in a fight.

Mohammed dives in, wrestling, biting, gouging, the lot, kills it and climbs out.
"Wow!" Bruce says, "I owe you a million"
"Don't want it" says Mohammed
"A car then and a Rolex" says Bruce
"No" he replies
"well what do you want?" asks Bruce
Mohammed says "I want the cunt who pushed me in"

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Well its not like you can rely on the police to enforce the laws of the land any more.

After all its far easier for PC plod to nick taxpayers for so called race-crimes than real criminals.

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Well someone is bound to stick the gate on the story.

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Hat tip to Rantinrab for this one, its just so so true.

1. Teaching Maths In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?

2. Teaching Maths In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 80% of the price.
What is his profit?

3. Teaching Maths In 1990
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80.
How much was his profit?

4. Teaching Maths In 2000
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20.
Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Maths In 2005
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habit of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. Your assignment: Discuss how the birds and squirrels might feel as the logger cut down their homes just for a measly profit of £20.

6. Teaching Maths In 2009
A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not consulted in the felling licence. He is also fined a £100 as his chainsaw is in breach of Health and Safety legislation as it deemed too dangerous and could cut something. He has used the chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however he does not have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual criminal. His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all government agencies. He protests and is taken to court and fined another £100 because he is such an easy target. When he is released he returns to find Gypsies have cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land. He tries to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned and fined a further £100. While he is in jail the Gypsies cut down the rest of his wood and sell it on the black market for £100 cash. They also have a leaving BBQ of squirrel and pheasant and depart leaving behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting. The logger on release is warned that failure to clear the fly tipped rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence. He complains and is arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced £12,000 plus VAT for safe disposal costs by a regulated government contractor.

Your assignment: How many times is the logger going to have to be arrested and fined before he realises that he is never going to make £20 profit by hard work, give up, sign onto the dole and live off the state for the rest of his life?

7. Teaching Maths In 2010
A logger doesn’t sell a lorry load of timber because he can’t get a loan to buy a new lorry because his bank has spent all his and their money on a derivative of securitised debt related to sub- prime mortgages in Alabama and lost the lot with only some government money left to pay a few million pound bonuses to their senior directors and the traders who made the biggest losses.

The logger struggles to pay the £1,200 road tax on his old lorry however, as it was built in the 1970s it no longer meets the emissions regulations and he is forced to scrap it.

Some Bulgarian loggers buy the lorry from the scrap merchant and put it back on the road. They undercut everyone on price for haulage and send their cash back home, while claiming unemployment for themselves and their relatives. If questioned they speak no English and it is easier to deport them at the governments expense. Following their holiday back home they return to the UK with different names and fresh girls and start again. The logger protests, is accused of being a bigoted racist and as his name is on the side of his old lorry he is forced to pay £1,500 registration fees as a gang master.

The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers as bonus's are not cheap. The parliamentarians feel they are missing out and claim the difference on expenses and allowances.

You do the maths.

8. Teaching Maths 2017
أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من اجل 100 دولار. صاحب تكلفة الانتاج من
الثمن. ما هو الربح له؟

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Spotted this one:
Reminds me of the time when I was temping and I was promised a job by Reed Accountancy in Cardiff. I left one job and, yep you guessed it, the promised job fell through; leaving me jobless and having to sort out the resulting mess.

Still far easier for Reed to mock Cameron than to see to running their own business in a professional and accurate manner.

Just thought I would mention that one.

PS In these difficult job seeking times, do avoid Reed and their associate companies like the plague.

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You know I think that Obo is onto something here.

Seriously we should tag the lying bastards, see if they really do a full days work of if its stick about in The Commons for lunch, maybe ten minutes to fill in some claims forms and then fuck off down to the brothel to get ones privates sucked by a rent-boy called "John Lewis" so it can be claimed back on expenses.

Obo states:

I for one would be delighted to have each of you tagged with a GPS sensor and have you log (and have audited, weekly) timesheets to show what you do with your days, not just during the recess, but during the whole year.

Because I don't think you fuckers work nearly as hard as you claim to. Ever.

Here, here.

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Debbie Purdy is awaiting for a decision from the Law Lords on if her partner would be prosecuted when she decides to end her life at the point when she decides it is no longer worth living..

Her life is her own, it belongs to her alone and is hers to do with as she sees fit. For her partner to be with her on her final journey to Switzerland, is not a crime.

No doubt the God botherers and leftists will twist logic in some way to fit their worldview that other people should have an input into her decision making.

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I covered this grasping hoon once before and now the grafting MP has announced he is standing down as an MP, although he says bugger all about his graft an sleaze.

He claimed a total of £55,836 in second home allowances in four years, while having no rent or mortgage to pay.

More than £1,000 of the money was spent in B&Q, the DIY retailer, and hundreds more in other home supply stores such as Focus. Dr Stoate spent £4,520 on Everest replacement windows.

Between 2005 and 2008, Dr Stoate made claims for materials including paint, timber, pipes, shelves, sandpaper, dust sheets and cabling.

Almost all the receipts included in his expense claim are from stores near his constituency home in Dartford, Kent. One B&Q receipt, submitted in 2005, included £5.14 for MDF, £5.96 for stripwood, £24.76 for loft insulation, £8.23 for ready-made plaster, £2.78 for a hinge and £1.30 for a washer.

Two days later, at the same store, Dr Stoate bought a tin of undercoat for £4.98, Dulux gloss paint for £8.28, £4.48 wood stain, a cabinet knob for £2.98 and adhesive for £4.48. Another claim for a B&Q receipt in 2007 included £13.98 for a ball valve, 98p for assorted screws, £4.96 for two tap connectors and £15.78 for three lengths of 15mm tubing.

It would appear that the local paper, The Dartfordtimes also has some choice words on this MP. He also voted to stick two fingers up at the Gurkhas.

See ya around Mr Scrotum, now fuck the fuck off an don't let the door slam shut on ya grafting champagne socialist arse on the way out....

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A quickie I came up with. Every time I see this fucker on the telly box talking I hear Adolf Hitler.

http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=bb3020c0aca4a15f&type=video%2Fmp4

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For no other reason than I enjoy the work of Derek & Clive.

The original post is here.

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Hat tip to therantingkingpenguin who points out that "This fat cow is taking the piss out of everyone who pays taxes." and the genuine unemployed I shall add.

She is a complete waste of skin - fucking lots of skin.

A 25-year-old unemployed woman who was given an £8,000 operation to help her lose 16 stone is complaining because, as well as her weight loss, her benefits have been reduced.

Laura Ripley, who has never worked, was given the operation on the NHS to help her slim down from 38 to 22 stone.

But the 25-year-old, who receives £600 a month in benefits, is unhappy because as a result of losing weight she can no longer claim disability allowance amounting to an extra £340 a month.

Fuck me, get the ingratitude of this woman. Having never worked a fucking day in her life, she is given at great expense an operation to help save her life.

She sat around eating food, sat around shoving fodder into her gut like some foie gras goose.

Then she has the fucking nerve to piss and moan as due to being less of a lard arse, she is now getting less in benefits. Benefits paid for by the same hard working taxpayers who previously paid her "sick pay" for being a fat slob.

She adds: 'Without my disability allowance I'm left with just £210 incapacity benefit which I get because of my depression, and £100 income support I receive every two weeks and out of that I have to give them back £70 towards the cost of the £500-a-month flat I'm living in.'

Since the extra allowance stopped Laura has put on a stone in just three weeks and claims she is being treated unfairly.

So the state gives her a £500 a month flat, then she gets a nice £210 incapacity benefit due to depression - no doubt caused by her lifestyle choice in becoming a fat cunt. Plus her state income support.

One to cheer everyone up on your way to work. Your taxes keep her in chocs and brown ale whilst you are sitting on a piss stained bus seat next to some other poor sod sneezing his swine flu all over you.

What annoys me is the poor fuckers who keep applying for work, who people like her give a bad name to, who keep trying and get fuck all off the state other than JSA(job seekers allowance). No extra handouts for depression or being a fat cunt.

All they get is bills through the door and thanks but no luck this time letters off of companies they apply for work with.

She states she is not even looking for work, so why not cut her benefits off?

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Sunbeds are as great a cancer threat as cigarettes, global health chiefs have declared.

The dangers of ‘binge tanning’ are so significant that sunbeds have been placed
on the World Health Organisation’s list of the most cancer-causing substances and
habits, alongside arsenic and asbestos.

Before this, sunbeds and sunlamps had been classified as ‘probably carcinogenic’, placing them one rung below the most dangerous products.

Well I shall stifle a yawn of fucking indifference at that one. Still you watch the New Labour nanny state leap in with over regulation, warning signs, and maybe a quango of jobsworths to ensure we do not all fry to death.

The ban calls have started already:

Cancer Research UK said the reclassification reinforced its call for sunbed use to be regulated by law.

Have they not heard of free choice?

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Yet more pointless cock waving from the fag end New Labour hoons.

Chocolate bars could be cut in size to help fight the obesity epidemic. By epidemic they mean of course, indolent lazy fuckers who eat like pigs, then claim extra money off the state as they are then unable to work being fat cunts.

The Food Standards Agency wants the average bar to be reduced by up to a fifth to reduce daily calorie intake. Have they not thought that the same benefit drawing chavs, the Sharons and Tracys with the six kids -including brown baby - will just eat more bars.

It has drawn up plans for confectioners to make voluntary changes to the size of their snacks.
By 2012 the watchdog wants all confectionary to weigh no more than 50g - currently Mars bars are 58g and Bounty bars 57g.

Manufacturers have also been asked to sell bite-size bars as single items rather than as part of multibags.

They will be discouraged from promoting large supersize items - such as the Maltesers 'Big Bag' and - Mars 'Duo' - and instead encouraged to offer healthier snacks as alternatives .

Fucking pointless nanny state fuckwittery, still it keeps non jobs in work.

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More than a thousand benefit drawing, driveway tarmacing pikey gipsy and traveller children have been given laptop computers to help them with their schoolwork.

The free equipment and wireless internet access is estimated to be worth up to £750 per pupil, and is costing the taxpayer £300,000 a year.

Some children are also being handed printers and digital cameras under a controversial Government-backed scheme aimed at encouraging them to stay in education.

Just the sort of thing to give them, after all now they can find all the rich areas on Google and go out on the rob.

A survey by the National Association of Teachers of Travellers has found adult travellers are using their children's laptops to book holidays, shop and sell goods online.

It said: 'Initially the restriction on data transfer allowed, due to shared group tariff packages, caused issues when the students became more confident workers and their parents discovered the joys of Amazon, eBay and booking flights online.'

So all your stolen goods will be flogged on Amazon, makes a change from taking it to Cash Generator.

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Rogue Gunner delivers a fine blast to our conduct unbecoming Defence Sec. and the PM:

"On a day when the bodies of four UK servicemen are flown back home after making the ultimate sacrifice in Afghanistan the MOD are in the Court of Appeal. Why may you ask are they costing the British tax payer tens of thousands in legal bills? To make the lives of our young injured servicemen some who have horrific injuries better? No, they are once again making our Heroes fight another battle for adequate compensation that must last them for the rest of their lives.
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Sometimes your longest War begins when you hand your uniform in and rejoin civvie street."

Here here. Four more brave men brought back in body bags, sent to their death by a government which has no moral compass what so ever.

The same government which then goes to court to reduce the compensation paid to those soldiers.

The same government run by a coward who talks much about courage and yet fails to display any.

New Labour sue the troops
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I read this MP is planning on standing down.

Andrew MacKinlay is to quit the Commons at the next election after becoming disillusioned with the ability of backbenchers to stand up to Government.

Only 10 Labour MPs voted for a review of the extradition treaty under which the Asperger's sufferer is being sought, even though 74 had signed motions in support of his case.

A shame as we need more MP's equiped with a working set of testicles who are willing to stand up for things. True he might be in my opinion misguided in many things but he hates Brown which proves that that is a silver lining to even the most socialist of clouds.

He said of the Cyclopedian one that he was a mono eyed "rabbit trapped in the headlights of a car"

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Hat tip to Obo for this one.

Now I am not sure which is the most frightening, the fact that HM Govt has decided to waste its time and our money(as we pay them) to mess about with Twitter.

Or the fact that a bunch of state employed monkeys had to produce a 20 page guide for the Twittering non-jobs in assorted departments to use.

So who is going to submit a FOI request to see how much that waste of money cost us taxpayers? My bet is at least £50,000 quid.

Do have a read of this fine opus of Government newspeak.

New Labour pissing our money up against the nearest wall since 1997.

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Nosy neighbours offered upto £500 rewards to spy on residents....Taxpayers’ money is being used to pay “covert human intelligence sources” who report bad conduct to authorities.

Anyone who photographs dog fouling, litter being dropped, graffiti crime or fly tipping which result in prosecution will receive a cash reward.

The amount is staggered, according to how far the prosecution is taken.

If a court summons is issued the snooper gets £100. On a conviction he gets £150 and if the offender gets a maximum sentence he receives £500.

The scheme has been given the Big Brother-style motto “See them, report them”.

It tells residents: “We need your eyes and ears to help us wipe out enviro-crime.” The local council scheme is being launched in London and could eventually be rolled out across the country.

Last night the payments were slammed by critics who said they were a waste of vital public funds.

TaxPayers’ Alliance spokeswoman Susie Squire said: “People are sick and tired of being spied on by their local councils.

“There are far more constructive and cost-effective ways to encourage people to obey the law.

“This initiative is going to cost us dear – in terms of financially and damaging community spirit.”

Doretta Cocks, founder of the Campaign for Weekly Waste Collection, said the scheme for recruiting spies was shockingly reminiscent of East Germany’s Stasi secret police.

Waltham Forest council’s Conviction Reward Scheme was introduced last week after the council claimed residents wanted more to be done to tackle environmental crime.

Their website says that the “reward scheme” offers cash to “anyone providing evidence that leads to a prosecution against enviro-criminals, including graffiti, fly-tipping, dog fouling and littering.”

The council describes the money as a “thank you” for alerting them to crimes.

The scheme is just the latest example of councils paying residents for information on offences.

Some UK councils are even paying children to supply them with information on environmental offences like leaving recycling bags and rubbish bins out on the pavement.

Harlow Council, in Essex, employs 25 Street Scene Champions, aged between 11 to 14 who are encouraged to report vandalism to bus shelters, graffiti, abandoned vehicles, fly-tipping and other offences.

Crawley Borough Council, in West Sussex, has 150 Streetcare Champions who are asked to “report on individuals if known”.

Other local authorities recruit adult volunteers and at least 4,841 people are already patrolling the streets in their spare time. Some are assigned James Bond style code numbers, which they use instead of their real names when they ring an informer’s hotline.

Last week it emerged councils are still using surveillance technology to spy on suspected minor offenders despite being banned by law.

Since 2003 they have only been able to use undercover methods in suspected criminal law cases.

But Chief Surveillance Commissioner Sir Christopher Rose said it was of “significant concern” that local authorities were going beyond what was allowed.

In a word: cunts.

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Comment of the day from my mad MP, spotted by cynicaldragon.

It’s pathetic to see badly written foul-mouthed, witless blogs begging for attention in the latest league table of blogs. So many of them register zero comments from their zero readers. Why do they bother?

Indeed, why does the Rt Hon. Paul Flynn MP bother with his webshyte? I left a comment on his site once, not even a sweary one (honest) and rather than debate Flynn deleted it.

Much like adverse comments on Mr Flynn's Youtube channel! They vanish very quickly, ask him about his expenses, if you want to see it happen to your comment.

Over to Flynn for a reply....

Hat tip to English Rose for the vampire pic.

A few years back my libel case losing MP - who also charged the taxpayer for his legal fees - was planning a trip to Communist North Korea. He has spoken often about how if we all have a nice cup of tea and a group hug, that all will be well. A trip that was cancelled when the fucknut running North Korea denonated his nuke.

An yet we see that peace, love and tolerance are not things that the DNK government cares about: Via Associate Press from South Korean activists that North Korea publicly executed a Christian woman last month for distributing the Bible, which is banned in the communist nation.

Ri Hyon Ok, 33, was also accused of spying for South Korea and the United States and organizing dissidents. She was executed in the northwestern city of Ryongchon near the border with China on June 16, according to a report from an alliance of several dozen anti-North Korea groups.

Ri's parents, husband and three children were sent to a political prison camp in the northeastern city of Hoeryong the following day, the report said, citing unidentified documents it says were obtained from North Korea. It showed a copy of Ri's North Korean government-issued photo ID. It is virtually impossible to verify such reports about secretive North Korea, where the government tightly controls the lives of its citizens and does not allow dissent.

On Thursday, an annual report from a state-run South Korean think tank on human rights in the North said that public executions, though dropping in number in recent years, were still carried out for crimes ranging from murder to circulating foreign movies.

North Korea claims to guarantee freedom of religion for its 24 million people but in reality severely restricts religious observances. The cult of personality surrounding national founder Kim Il Sung and his son, current leader Kim Jong Il, is a virtual state religion.

The government has authorized four state churches, one Catholic, two Protestant and one Russian Orthodox, but they cater to foreigners and ordinary North Koreans cannot attend. However, defectors and activists say more than 30,000 North Koreans are believed to practice Christianity secretly.

The U.S. State Department reported last year that "genuine religious freedom does not exist" in North Korea.

"North Korea appears to have judged that Christian forces could pose a threat to its regime," Do Hee-youn, a leading activist, told reporters, claiming public executions, arrest and detention of North Koreans are prevalent.

Next time some MP or other loon appears on the telly box, bleating on about how evil sanctions are hitting the poor in North Korea; just remind them that passing out Bibles is cause for losing your life in that land.

A land where death camps are operating, where chemical experiments and gas chambers to rival anything in Nazi Germany are carried out by possibly the most brutal regime on the planet.

Don't expect Paul Flynn MP to be protesting about this in the House of Commons.

Link http://www.catholic.net/index.php?option=zenit&id=26567

Update Flynn says

Feelings of rising horror about the new Parliament are engulfing me.

Don't worry Newport deserves and will get better than you. You will not be returned as the Rt Hon. MP for your half of Newport.

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MPs give themselves £9,000 a year expenses deal without producing a receipt. Reform? what sodding reform?

So much for John Bercow the New Labour/er Tory tosspot, who was supposed to get tough on the expenses fiasco and yet refuses to state what is own pay is!

MPs have introduced new rules that allow them to claim up to £9,125 a year without producing a receipt, it was revealed today.

They will be able to claim £25 a day without producing any proof of payment despite voting to make receipts compulsory following public uproar over their lax expenses system.

The controverisal payments - published this month in a new parliamentary green book - allow MPs to claim the sum for any night they spend away from their designated main home on ‘parliamentary business’.

In the wake of widespread public outrage the expenses scandal in April, MPs voted for a series of measures that included the requirement of receipts for everything claimed.

But the green book for July, published on the Parliament website, states: ‘A flat-rate sum of £25 may be claimed for any night which a Member spends away from his or her main home on parliamentary business...

So there ya go yet more theft from your back pocket by the Rt. Hon. cunts, oh sorry I forgot its all within the rules.

That would be rules drawn up in secret, after all its only taxpayers money why should they get a say on how corrupt MP's get to blow it on rent boys, kitchens, chairs, legal expenses in libel cases, claiming back stamp duty, flipping homes, nappies, providing a vital service to the taxpayers!

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So another stupid idea from Postman Prat at the Home. Office.
Illegal immigrants queuing to enter Britain are being offered 'bribes' worth £1,700 to return home instead.

The British and French Governments are funding the Global Calais Project which targets those staying in squalid makeshift camps near Calais.

The immigrants - many of whom have paid people smugglers to help them reach the UK - are told they will be put on a flight home and given help worth 2,000 euros if they agree to go voluntarily.

The UK taxpayer's contribution, likely to run to millions of pounds, is to help the migrants set up a small business once they return to their homeland.

It also emerged last night that the Government is reconsidering funding joint flights with the French to take failed migrants home.

Last year the French pulled out of a plan to introduce charter flights to repatriate illegal Afghan migrants, citing humanitarian reasons.

The Home Office already funds payments worth £4,000 for failed asylum seekers living in the UK who agree to go home. But inducements are now on offer to people who have not even reached the UK.

Officials insist that any cash payments made to the migrants come from the French Government. However, the UK pays millions every year to the International Organisation for Migration, which is running the scheme. Last year the Home Office gave it almost £20million.

Why not just put illegals in chains without food an water, administer a few good beating and put the fear of God/sorry Allah into them? Once word gets across Le Channel the rest would soon fuck off.

Then again, the more savages New Labour lets into the UK, the more potential voters they have in the next election, especially if they are dependant on the state for essentials like housing and food.

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And the stupidity just keeps on rolling along, seriously what is racially offensive about the 3 wise monkeys?

FOUR union activists have been banned from office for three years after distributing a leaflet featuring the three wise monkeys.

Public service union Unison took action against its members, including the Greenwich branch's Onay Kasab and Bromley’s Glenn Kelly, after they produced a leaflet showing the three wise monkeys from a Japanese proverb, with the caption "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil".

The leaflet criticised the union for a lack of debate at its national conference in 2007, but the four were told by union chiefs some people could find the image racially offensive.

Common sense has left the building folks.

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Possibly the most offensive cartoon ever, but I laughed.

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Dof of the cap to Obo the clown who saved me the time of ripping this fucker a new one, an so over to Obo...

More expenses! So, who is Lord Bhatia?

Bhatia is a 77-year-old Labour party donor who sits as a crossbencher. He is a successful businessman who has been prominent in several charities. After being made a peer by Tony Blair in 2001, he went on to lead the Edutrust Academies Charitable Trust which was formed to open and run city academies. He quit the board of the trust after a government inquiry found evidence of financial and governance mismanagement at the charity.

Doesn't sound promising. So, what is he alleged to have done?

Lord Bhatia, a businessman and philanthropist, has lived with his wife in a £1.5m home in southwest London for 20 years. Almost two years ago he decided to “flip” the designation of his primary residence to a two-bedroom flat in Reigate, Surrey, which has been his brother’s home for three years. The town is a mile beyond the M25 motorway, a boundary used by peers to define whether they live outside London for expenses purposes.

By saying the Reigate flat was his main home, Bhatia was able to claim lucrative “overnight” allowances from the Lords. Peers whose main home is outside the capital are able to collect £174 a night as reimbursement for the cost of a hotel or maintaining a second home while attending parliament.

He must be struggling to go to all that trouble. But I'm sure he acted with the utmost probity, after all, he is a Labour supporter, and we all know their shit doesn't even stink.

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Hat tip to uksnowolf for this spot of fuckwittery by Asda. Be warned common sense has left the building.

A man who was prevented from buying a bottle of wine in a Sussex supermarket because he was with his 15-year-old daughter has criticised its policy.

Mark Brown said he told staff at Asda in Brighton that the wine was for him.

But Mr Brown, who often shops with his daughter Madison, said he was told he could not be served the alcohol unless she had ID to prove her age.

So a chap go's into a shop to buy a product, to add to the companies profits and even if he and his daughter were to drink that at home it is none of Asda's business.

A statement from Asda said it had been "erring on the side of caution in line with national guidelines".

Again, none of Asda's business. He is an adult, buying a legal product.

The company is one of several supermarkets using the new checkout policy in order to prevent individual members of staff from being prosecuted for selling alcohol to someone under age.

He however is not underage. The fact he has his child with him is of no relevance what-so-fucking-ever.

Richard Dodd, of the British Retail Consortium, said: "I think parents should actually be reassured to see retailers being so rigorous in their determination not to sell alcohol to under-18s."

Oh really, well it used to be that common sense had a place in business and if Richard seems to think that is common sense then he should consider his position and maybe go flip burgers to folk in McDonalds.

He misses the point, the daughter was not buying the demon drink, the father was. Its so simple that the point is missed on Walmart/Asda.

Fucking dim witted hoons.

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And so I have had some fun with it, the original is on his webshyte. Will be re-working this one again later but have to go earn a crust, sadly unlike MP's, I don't get 80+ days off and have to pay for my own food rather than blagging it all on expenses.

A more apt version as I have mentioned his libel case - that he lost - despite charging the taxpayer £10K in legal fees.

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Currently under construction in the heart of Wales. Soon to be home to jihadists, fucknut clerics and a shop stocking a full range of anti-Western propaganda, jihadist training manuals and videos of infidels being beheaded.

The cultural re-working of the UK moves ahead, one mosque at a time.

All its needs a sodding camel park out the front. More Arabian Nights than Dylan Thomas.

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Britain has a higher proportion of pensioners living below the poverty line than Romania, figures show.

The elderly in this country are among the poorest in Europe, according to a breakdown by charities.

Only in Estonia, Latvia and Cyprus are the aged more likely to be among the poorest in society.
The comparisons, based on EU figures, follow a decade in which pensioners have been slipping down the league table of wealth in Britain.

A vote for Gordon means a life of fuel poverty, starvation and early death.

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Yet again another stealth tax, work hard, get a decent place to live outside some festering inner city hellhole and New Labour will make you pay for independence off the state.

A nice view that will cost you.

Home owners with views of any kind, patios, conservatories - even a bus stop nearby - could face rises of up to £600 a year.

Home owners face paying more council tax simply for enjoying nice views or having a patio or off-street parking.

Officials have secretly assessed more than 11million homes for 'desirable features' as Labour prepares for a revaluation of council tax after a General Election. Ministers admit the Valuation

Office Agency is building a huge database of all 23million homes in England.

Critics say the checklist used by inspectors is a manual for bumping up tax on middle-class households by hundreds of pounds a year.

Gordon Brown racked up the national debt to record levels, now we have to pay it all off. So yet again taxes will rise, no reform of the services, no better efficency, no cuts in waste, no reduction in the vast overstaffing of the public sector.

Maybe we should start our own US style tea parties? Taxed Enough Already.

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Alan Johnson moves the benefits bird table to Scotland.

Fancy a passport then jump on a wagon in France and tell the driver to head north of the English boarder.

Illegal immigrants who want a British passport will have a better chance if they agree to move to Scotland under ‘absurd’ new Home Office plans.

Concerns about a huge expected increase in the population over the next 20 years have forced the Government to propose a points-based system for those seeking citizenship.

The population of 61million is expected to hit 70million by 2029 and ministers want to make it harder for migrants on work permits to stay permanently.

Be prepared Scotland for moslem ghetto's, no go areas, and lots and lots of imported New Labour voters north of England.

Importing migrant voters one way of beating the SNP come election time.

There is only one way to control immigration, remove the benefits bird feeding table, no benefits and the barbarians will head elsewhere.

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Hat tip to plato-says for this one. Maybe he is dreaming of Peter Mandelsnakes cock?

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Oh if only James Gordon Brown, the snot munching, mono eyed cunt would fuck the fuck off.

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Had yet another call yesterday -about a sodding million this week alone - from yet another company hawking shyte.

They are all the sodding same, that couple of seconds pause then the tape starts playing and the company bull starts coming forth.

After the automated wank, which is always in clear English you are invited to press a key to speak to someone about their product.

Why is that someone always Asian, always in sodding Bangalore/random 3rd world dusty toilet nation and unable to speak English?

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Gordon happy to fund head hunting savages here, fly jihadist scum back from Club Gitmo and dole out money to moslem barbarians whilst sticking the knife into the troops.

The Government was at the centre of a row last night over moves to deny soldiers full compensation for injuries suffered in battle.

Solicitors for the Ministry of Defence will this week argue at the Court of Appeal that two soldiers received too much compensation after they appealed against their awards.

One was left crippled and in constant pain after being shot in Iraq. The other is a Royal Marine who broke his leg on a training exercise.

The Government bid has been described as a ‘disgrace’ and comes as growing numbers of soldiers are living with injuries from Iraq and Afghanistan.

Meanwhile the evil New Labour scum still have no got helicopters bought by the MOD ready for the Afghan frontline

Six troop-carrying helicopters bought from Denmark more than two years ago are still not ready for combat on the Afghan frontline.

When the Merlin Mk3As were bought for £174million in June 2007, Ministers said they would be going to war by the middle of 2008.

But now the Ministry of Defence has admitted that modifications to upgrade the Merlins for battle are still incomplete and pilots need months more training before they can fly them to take on the Taliban.

New Labour scum hating the armed forces since 1997.

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Well spare a thought for the hard working Rt. Hon. MP's.

Tired and worn out from fiddling their expenses, exhausted from failing in covering up all their perks they now have 82 days off.

Oh and what better way to relax than a taxpayer funded trip to Fiji.

An island-hopping 16-day trip to Fiji is the highlight of a packed itinerary of jaunts being arranged over the summer by members of the Commonwealth Parliamentary Association (CPA).

Five MPs and two peers will take £3,400 business-class flights to exotic spots around the region.

So whilst you struggle to work in a piss stained train, soaked by yet more fucking rain that Francis Wilson missed on the weather forcast these fuckers are getting their knobs sucked by a rentboy in Fiji.

**The rentboy will be called John Lewis so they can stick him on expenses.

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A dof of the cap to rantinrab for this one. As I have said and will keep on saying, Labour politicians are scum, elected on liars and voted for by self serving or ignorant cunts. They have fucked this land over, given us the largest debt ever and put millions on the dole.

The only good labour voter based on Miller's outlook is a dead one.

Some debate on this, even if its a fake this still is a perfect example of the Labour mindset.

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They tried this old trick.
The voters decided that the fox could fuck the fuck off.

I guess voters don't fall for cheap sympathy vote tactics.

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According to The Grauniad that is. If its true, well said that man.

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Spotted this one on Paul Flynn's webshyte today, the amoral coward Milicunt and the proven liar. Truly the word cuntitude needs no further explanation.

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From GOT, I wonder which one my local MP used when he had his kitchen done up at taxpayers expense? Maybe the Rt Hon. Paul Flynn could let me know, after all I(and you) helped pay for it.

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No wonder Gordon lost the by-election! The useless term serving, unelected snot munched could not run a whelk store.

The recession-blighted UK economy shrank by a far worse than expected 0.8 per cent between April and June, gloomy official estimates showed today.

The fifth successive quarter of decline is much bigger than the 0.3 per cent fall in output forecast by economists and deals a blow to recovery hopes.
The economy has slumped 5.6 per cent since the second quarter of 2008, the Office for National Statistics (ONS) said - the biggest fall since its records began in 1955.

The economy has now shrunk by 5.7 per cent since the first quarter of last year, the ONS said - more than double the depth of the early 1990s recession and approaching the level of the slump seen in the early 1980s.

Although today's figures bettered the 2.4 per cent contraction seen in the first three months of 2009 - the worst since 1958 - experts were hoping for a much bigger improvement in the economy.

A 0.7 per cent decline in output from business services and finance was the biggest driver behind the 0.8 per cent fall in output in the second quarter of the year, the statistics showed.

The services industry - accounting for almost three-quarters of overall economic output - showed a 0.6 per cent decline.

Construction industry output fell 2.2 per cent over the quarter and is now 14.7 per cent below the same period last year, which is the biggest fall since records began in 1948.

Production industry output - such as construction, mining and manufacturing - fell 0.7% between April and June, the ONS added.

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New Labour out to destroy our culture, traditions and lifestyle.

Click Here to Make Your Opinion Heard

With 50 pubs now closing every week across Britain as a result of the recession and record tax rises, landlords are now facing a further threat to their livelihoods under Government plans to impose a new costly and bureaucratic "mandatory code". Home Office Ministers say the code is needed to tackle anti-social disorder. But, as ever, it is the decent, responsible majority that will have to pay for it. The cost to the British pub industry of implementing these new regulations would be an estimated £58 million in the first year and £38 million in subsequent years - costs that will hit landlords and consumers alike. While one or two parts of the code may be sensible in themselves - stopping bars and pubs holding irresponsible promotions like "all you can drink for a tenner", for instance - using the law in this way is like using a hammer to crack a nut. It is yet further evidence of the nanny state going too far not least because local councils and the police have the powers they need to tackle alcohol-related disorder already. Pubs provide a good environment to be able to supervise and control drinking and encourage responsible behavior - and the vast majority of pubs work closely with local police and councils to tackle anti-social behavior where it occurs. So hitting pubs with more and more costs only helps to undermine the best solution to the problem of excessive drinking. The Home Office is now asking the public for its views on its plans as part of its "consultation process". So the good news is that you, the responsible majority of decent, law-abiding consumers and landlords concerned about the future of the Great British Pub, do have an opportunity to make your views heard by Government Ministers. We are therefore asking that you click here to answer the questions posed by the Government in the way that we think will best minimise the cost to British pubs and stop the present record pub closure rate getting even worse. But hurry, you have to get your response to the Home Office by Wednesday 5th August for it to be considered. Thank you so much for your ongoing support in helping us oppose threats to a great British institution.

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Despite MP's on the Labour benches claiming it was all within the rules, done nothing wrong and that its time to move on the mass theft by them of public monies is still an issue with the public.

The Tories snatched an astonishing victory in a key by-election today, crushing Labour in a humiliating result that will pile more pressure on Gordon Brown.

They triumphed in Norwich North with a majority of 7,348 in what was the first litmus test of public opinion since the expenses scandal.

The scale of their win in the once-safe Labour seat far exceeded expectations and will buoy David Cameron as the main parties prepare for a general election next year.

Chloe Smith, just 27, completely swept aside the cushion of 5,459 votes achieved by Labour in 2005 to become the country's youngest MP and the youngest Tory MP ever.

The victory represented a swing of 16.5 per cent, with the Tory vote just under 40 per cent - a significant improvement on their 33 per cent showing in the 2005 election.

Labour's support collapsed, outstripping the party's worst fears by dropping 26 per cent to just 18.6 per cent. It won less than half of the Tories' votes to finish with 6,243.

What is frightening that there are still a number of retards who fail to grasp the sheer communist evil that is James Gordon Brown and his supporters and who like loyal Soviet sheep turned out to vote Labour for that amoral shit.

With 6,243 idiots casting their vote for the party of champagne socialism.

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Jacqui Smith's husband was criticised for claiming expenses to watch two porn films. Why? He should be praised for his restraint.

If I was married to a boiler like Jacqui Smith, I'd have 24-hour porn pumped into my frontal lobe by fibre optics.

I'd look like one of those monkeys you see on anti-vivisection posters.

Frankie nails it perfectly.

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Swine flu may force Muslims to abandon Haj pilgrimage to Mecca.

The annual Haj pilgrimage to Mecca could be under threat because of swine flu.

Britain today joined a growing list of countries in the MIddle East and Africa to issue advice to Muslim pilgrims not to travel to Saudi Arabia if they are elderly, pregnant, very young or have a long-term medical condition that may leave them more vulnerable to the disease.

The advice, issued by the UK’s Association of British Hujjaj (Pilgrims), follows a recommendation by Saudi health officials that anyone travelling to Mecca or Medina should receive the seasonal flu vaccine at least two weeks before their visit.

Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all folks!

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Good, the scum deserved to lose. Although what I find frightening is even now after house prices crashing, record debt levels, years of lies and the biggest boom & bust ever that there are still thick fuckers who will vote for fascists like uber-cunt James Gordon Brown.

Labour crashed to humiliating defeat last night as the Liberal Democrats scored a landslide triumph in a London council by-election.

The result at Colville, Kensington and Chelsea Borough comes ahead of today's crucial Commons contest at Norwich North.

Lib Dem Carol Caruana polled nearly half the votes, with Labour being pushed into third place by the Tories in its traditional stronghold.

Hopefully swine flu will kill off some more Labour voters, one can but hope.

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According to this.... Britain's application of anti-terrorism laws over failed banks has created lasting resentment in Iceland.

Iceland's new finance minister Steingrímur Sigfússon is not looking for a fight with Britain. But like every citizen of this rocky outpost, he thinks the British government's draconian sanctions against his country at the height of the financial crisis last year were grotesque and have made it much harder to clinch a deal to refund IceSave depositors in the UK.

"To apply anti-terrorist laws to freeze Icelandic assets is a long way beyond what is acceptable and it has left a lot of bad feelings," he told The Daily Telegraph. Almost nobody on this island nation can fathom what made Britain think it proportional to list Iceland's central bank alongside al-Qaeda as a terrorist organisation.

Indeed what a pussa is Gordon Brown.

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Cuntitude, some people are naturals.

Has been posing with Ben Bradshaw, a cunts cunt who famously stated that unemployment could be good for people; well his boss is doing a fine fucking job at getting many more people in that state. Before long the entire land will be unemployed.

Of course this being the vile Paul Flynn, he misses no chances to lay into the farmers. He complains about being asked questions by a farmer, I quote his words from his webshyte:

When I was first elected in 1987 this land was occupied by three farms. One of the farmers was very troublesome. Although he was just one farmer he filled about 5% of my working life.

Oh dear an evil farmer asking an MP to do some work on his behalf.

Even when all other farmers were making money, he was not. He was assailed with every possible tribulation. Low flying aircraft caused his cows to abort. Dioxins from a distant chemical plant were poisoning his cow. The River Usk was eroding his land. He could never gets his cow suckler subsidy forms in on time. Plus a dozen other complaints that I have long forgotten.

After all lets not forget this is the MP who thinks farmer suicides are a jolly jape. Plus this comment that our elected MP agrees with also from his webshyte:

"I HATE the countryside and everything to do with it, tax-avoiding farmers, blood-lust yokels and inbred simpletons, four-wheel-drive snobs, gun-totting toffs, meat-eating murderers and – finally – I deplore the rural set, who think themselves above anyone else and are wholly out of touch with modern society."

That the opening sentence of an article today by former Countryside Alliance lackey Mark Hinge who now cavorts around Cardiff Bay as a lobbyist.

Got it in one, Mark.

So there you have it, live or work in the countryside then this is what Paul Flynn MP thinks of you, as he said "Got it in one Mark."

Then again, this is libel case losing Paul Flynn the proven liar, who claimed £7000+ on doing up his flat at taxpayers expense and who said on his webshyte.

The expenses scandal is over.

No its not, we the voters have decided that its not over until every single penny including your stolen(within the rules) expenses has been repaid.

Still nothing on when the libel case losing hoon is going to reform his own expenses and start by paying back the £10,000 he took to cover his legal expenses in the libel case.

He gets himself into a civil matter, he should pay for it. Imagine turning to your boss an asking him/her to cover your legal costs, not going to happen. Unless your an MP that is.

Keep on attempting to shift the issues off your expenses Flynn, I shall keep on mentioning it between now and when you are kicked out of office come election day. We the public are not going to get collective amnesia and forget his graft, sleaze and years of lies.

That also includes your parasite of a wife also paid from public funds as your senior secretary.

First up Flynn, why should we have to pay for your libel case?

Flynn claimed expenses on the solicitor fees!

Also thanks to the Telegraph we know that he stole "within the rules" a cool £7,052 for new kitchen, as well as work back in 2006 on his kitchen coming to £1580, a cool £1,153 on carpets and £1,200 decoration for his London property in 2005.

Then he sold this and moved to a new £275,000 flat. He also claimed £9,629 in stamp duty and fees.

So lets just re-cap there, our socialist brother does up his property at someone elses expense then moves and claims the expenses back off the taxpayer.

Then we have £1000 deposit on kitchen equipment, charged to the taxpayer. In 2006 he charged the taxpayers £1201.90 on decorating his humble abode.

Also £16,958.00 2nd home allowance, £13,913.00 on office costs, £92,902.00 staffing costs, £202.00 central stationary, £510.00 stationary & postage. £1,209.00 IT provision, £7,171.00 on communications, £8,096.00 travel, £140,961.00 total.

He also claimed back mortgage interest of £215.00, claimed back water utilities of £26.07, electricity £27,00, council Tax £89.33, television service £16.50 although the good thing is that at his advanced age he will soon qualify for a free telly licence!

Also £1745 on a sofa and a chair. £189 on a bathroom cabinet.

One ravel small sofa bed beige, costing £750 quid and a vanilla pluto chair costing £995 quid. Well it is natural wood.

Then we have one tv table £150, one side table £90, a dining table & four chairs both £150 quid.

One leather look manager chair coming to £64.98.

He also ordered Mac OS X version 10.4 Tiger @ £89.00 - he could have used Linux which is free but still at least its not Windows.

£424 on a bed for his aged corpse.

So free cable, free telly, no council tax, furniture free, stamp duty paid, his kitchen re-done at taxpayer expense. Oh it must be so difficult to struggle on a humble £64 grand a year as a backbench MP.

I wonder how folk manage without those perks, like the millions laid off under Labour and who are now reliant on benefits Mr Flynn?

Oh lastly I would remind Mr Flynn of his false anger towards the Telegraph, whilst cherry picking figures from non Labour MP's to show on his webshyte. All the while he said not a word on his own huge expenses and taxpayer funded lifestyle.

Here is Flynn's apology which he was made to put up after losing his libel case, posted on his webshyte and now mysteriously vanished but has been saved by me.

On this website in February this year, I made certain statements referring to Endowment Justice Limited, one of the companies which offers assistance in obtaining compensation for those people who were mis-sold endowment policies. I have been campaigning against companies providing professional services in relation to endowment policy compensation claims, but my facts about Endowment Justice were incorrect. As a result, I wrongly accused the company and its directors Nick Keca, Marianne Fitzjohn and Graeme Webber of having previously mis-sold endowment policies and now dishonestly overcharging those self-same victims to help them obtain compensation. I am happy to clarify that neither Endowment Justice Ltd or any of its directors were ever involved in any aspect of endowment policy selling. It was therefore false and unfair to suggest that they had profited from the historic mis-selling of endowment policies. I was also incorrect in stating that Endowment Justice, which offers its services in recovering compensation on a “no-win, no-fee” basis, could charge its customers up to 40% of any compensation gained. Endowment Justice in fact charge customers 17.5% plus VAT or 22.5% plus VAT of any compensation gained. I was wrong to give the unintended impression that the company or its directors acts in any way improperly or unlawfully in providing services to those seeking compensation for endowment policy mis-selling. I would like to apologise to Endowment Justice for my allegations, and to Mr. Keca, Ms. Fitzjohn and Mr. Webber for any embarrassment or distress caused by my false remarks.

So he lost, we paid for the expense and he could easily have avoided the case in the first place.

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