UNITE's Tony Woodley tears up a copy of today's Sun and has a huge sulk on the Labour conference platform.

Not happy that a paper that has sucked the cheesy New Labour cocks of Gordon and the grinning wanker Blair since 1997 has come to its senses and realized that Labour are in fact a party of utter corrupt and venal cunts, backed by other corrupt and utter cunts. 

Strange how he suddenly finds so much contempt for The Sun when it threatens his cushy tax payer funded gravy train and yet he has kept quiet for all the years it helped keep the plebs quiet and Labour voting.

The full toy out of the pram story is here...

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BWWWWWAAAAAA HA HA HA Gordon loses his cool in public, yes The Prime Mentalist became furious as he conducted a string of interviews, claiming he was not being allowed to talk about policy, issue endless tractor stats or give avoid giving answers to questions.

At one point, Mr Brown tried to walk off at the end of a fiery exchange with Sky's political editor Adam Boulton.

But the move descended into farce because he was still linked up to a microphone and had not realised he was supposed to stay put for the next interview.

Yes I have mentioned that the PM is mad and may be on MAOIs - which stands for Mono Amine Oxidase Inhibitors - are generally a last line of treatment for major depression, when other anti-depressant drugs have failed. They can also be very effective in treating OCD. But they are potentially extremely dangerous.

There have been rumours about Brown's health and mental state for several years, of course. In 2004, Simon Heffer wrote in theSpectator that the PM displayed many signs of Asperger's Syndrome, including obsessional behaviour patterns and humourlessness. And it is well documented that Brown, already blind in his left eye, has been losing sight in his right eye....

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Kerry McCarthy is the Labour Party's "Twitter Tsar", the MP for Mogadishu East, er Bristol who has to deliver the snot eating PM's message to the magical interweb.

What with the news that one of the biggest papers in the land has given Gordon notice that he is an inept fuckwit and should fuck off asap, Kerry has had to Twitter the message to the party drones.

She Twittered:

Labour doesn't need The Sun. We've got Twitter.

Really, thats nice dear.

Now for the truth, in the real World there are vast numbers of people who never use the internet, the do however watch Sky News, the BBC(both of which have covered the story of The Sun ditching Labour) and go out to the shops each day to buy a paper.

Kerry who thinks that "proper politics" is happening on Twitter, needs to get a grip. Losing the support of a national paper is a disaster for any party, and Twitter is not the same no matter how much Kerry seems to imagine it is somehow "proper politics"

Expect New Labour Twitter Czar Kerry McCarthy MP to do her best in denying everything, keep on blocking those who oppose her party, claiming that Gordon is God and all is well. Kerry does like crying about being hard done by. Much like she says nothing with regards her expenses. Oh and she also hates private schooling.

Hat tip to Dazed an confused for the pic. I wonder who will be the next Twitter Czar when Kerry is booted out of office on election day?

Altogether now #KerryMccathyisahoon

Update - Old Holborn mocks her in fine style:

....Most of her constituents have Somali as a first language anyway and are too busy trying to master eating with a knife and fork to be bothered with 140 charachter messages on a laptop. Obama used the Internet because Democrats are savvy Liberals with Macs and blackberries. The only blackberries Labour voters know about are down by the railway embankment, covered in used scratchcards.

Now there's a thought Kerry. Spread the message on chip wrappers, cans of Stella, Rizla papers, pizza boxes, Halal kebabs and benefit forms. In Urdu of course. Straight to your core vote.

Indeed, Twitter that Kerry.

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The Sun Newspaper runs with this today.

You know its over for a PM when The tabloids tell them to piss off and GOT is fast off the mark with this one. I thought I would change the wording on the front page below, to express what the voters of this land will deliver to this bunch of over rated champagne swilling socialists on election day.

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Fresh from planning to lock up young girls in his gulags for slags bill for immoral crimes against the New Labour state, the one eye'd PM McSnotty new plans to hit drinkers yet again.

The Morning Advertiser reports that the worthless sack of shit that no-one voted for, sorry, the Prime Minister is to give councils new powers to ban all 24-hour licences in their area and make pubs pay for street cleaning and policing.

He said: "No one has yet cracked the whole problem of a youth drinking culture. We thought that extended hours would make our city centres easier to police and in many areas it has.

Er, yes they have its called enforcing the existing laws on selling of booze to underage folk and refusing to serve people who are already drunk.

In a further blow for the beleaguered pub trade, he said he would also introduce new powers to force pubs and clubs to pay for street cleaning and policing.

"Where there is persistent trouble from binge drinking, we will give local people the right to make pubs and clubs pay for cleaning up their neighbourhood and making it safe."

Gosh and I thought that we already paid through the nose for the police and street cleaning via the council tax, so no he is to impose another direct tax on business with no representation. Oh and for "local people", what Gordon means is councils, not local people.

Brown also said where individuals are found guilty of drink-related crimes they must be given drink banning orders. Gosh another law on top of the 3000+ laws and petty regulations that you lot have given us since 1997, I can not wait.

Oh but wait, the New Labour scum have already brought in a law like this, anyone remember Drinking banning orders? The law that Labour brought in and failed to use, now we are getting a recycled old law put forward as a new law.

Someone slip our mad PM a few sedatives as he evidently needs a bit more sleep.

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Well there has been a lot of fake tears and bleating from the media types over the arrest warrant on Roman Polanski. Plus lots of usual anti-US bleating from the same people who seem to think that arresting a self confessed paedophile is a bad thing.


Polanski makes the excuse that the 13 year old girl he abused was already sexually experienced, the same rubbish that every pedophile comes out with. He complains that he had done a deal with the prosecution and settled for money with the victim, in much the same way that Gary Glitter attempted to buy his way out trouble in the far east.


Well done the Swiss judge and lets hope that they do not grant him bail as he is a flight risk and if released it will be like the Great Escape in reverse with Polanski fleeing for the safety of France. 


His new defence is, 'It was a long time ago', well yes it was and the main reason is that he was granted bail, then chose to have it away on his toes....


See also http://isacunt.blogspot.com/2009/09/roman-polanski.html

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From Brew Wales:
Having watched as much of the conference speech as I could stand, it came as no suprise that the teetotal Son of the Manse annouced plans to raise tax on the already overtaxed pub goer. This time the tax increase will pay for policing. Hang on a minute, we already pay enough in taxes to support the uniformed branch of the Labour Party, sorry Police force, together with the free-range park wardens known as PCSOs.

If the police or the Government really wanted to clamp down on binge drinking then there is one easy law that could be enforced - it is an offence to serve anyone who is drunk, so why don't the police go around the City centres at night clamping down on the premises that are serving people that have already had too much to drink? It's already on the statute book so no further legislation would be needed. Of course the Police would object to this, after all it is too much like real policing and not inside the current safety zone they work in at the moment.

Instead our deluded, unpopular and widely disliked Prime Minister announced a headline grabbing policy that will hit pubs and responsible drinkers in the pocket. Coincidently the British Beer and Pub Association today announced that they are stopping the "Axe the Tax" campaign on lowering beer duty. Looks like fake charity Alcohol Concern and their Government paymasters have scored a success on that front.

Still look on the bright side, there are only 6 months left of this Government before the voters of this country give Gordon Brown a bloody nose at the polls, to add to his detached retina. The final 6 months will be messy, as the scorched earth policy of the bunker-dwelling Brown attempts to screw up this country even further.

Has anyone else noticed that Gordon Brown's health problems are similar to those caused by congenital syphilis? Delusions, blindness, temper tantrums, death of a still born child, sickness in other children etc. Looks like life in the Manse was a bit more interesting than once thought.

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Brown is trying to get the popular vote and failing:

So, I suggest that there be no council flats and no welfare benefits available to unmarried mothers under the age of 21. Instead they will be placed in ‘mother and baby homes’. Here they will receive academic education as well as parenting classes, plus courses covering all aspects of their social development. The homes will be run by ‘matron’ type figures. The homes should not be ‘institution’ like, but at the same time there will be rules which must be adhered to; such as a curfew of approx 9pm, a dress code which states skirts must come to at least the knees and no cleavage to be on show. Failure to comply with the homes’ rules will result in  the mother being sent to prison, and the baby being taken in to care.

Bejesus the old one eye'd hoon just doesn't get it. He starts off good enough saying that women who pop out babies with no income should not automatically assume the state will pick the tab up for benefits and a council property, fair enough. Then he screws it up.

Placed in mother and baby homes, what like the women who were shut away in Irish institutions run by nuns for decades at a time Mr Brown? Gosh how very forward looking of you. Will there not be other relatives that can look after the babies rather than the gulag hand of the state dragging them off to be "cared for" by the state.

How amusing that Gordon who makes much of his religious upbringing has so much in common with the Catholic church during the 50's and 60's that said single mothers were moral degenerates who could not be allowed to keep their children.

Also just one minor point, we have had sex education for years. Seriously every kid out there knows their condoms and about STD's etc, so what is the point in further education when that has already failed and a baby has been produced? Stable doors and bolted horses.

The belief that there are still women out there who need educating as to the "facts of life" is a myth, the problem is Mr Brown the vast amounts you have doled out to the very people you now seek to denounce.

As for the homes being run by ‘matron’ type figures, well again the image of Irish style mother superior's threatening young girls with damnation if ever they have another shag after 15 babyshams on a Friday night leaps to mind.

Then we have doublespeak when he says "The homes should not be ‘institution’ like", er Gordon you are placing them in what you term ‘mother and baby homes’; by every definition that is an institution you utter fool.

Then he contradicts himself further by pointing out that that they are in fact ‘institution’ like, "a dress code which states skirts must come to at least the knees and no cleavage to be on show.". Well you can tell that old Scot's puritanism is still alive an well. Again I shall get back to stable doors and bolted horses with regards that, seriously has Gordon gone mad?

Why not just send them off to the colonies to work on plantation fields as the puritans did to sinners in Cromwell's day did Gordon? I am sure there are a few votes in that.

Then as if he proves that these mother and baby homes’ are in fact state run gulags, he comments "Failure to comply with the homes’ rules will result in  the mother being sent to prison, and the baby being taken in to care." Er, you what? You rip a woman from her home, then say that if she doesn't jump through the correct fucking hoops she is off to prison, ye God's Gordon you really are an utter arsewipe.

So he will break the bond between mother and child, stick the child into a state run institution and very possibly lead to huge amounts of long term damage in that childs development. Whilst mother is stuck in Holloway for a stretch for breaking some moral puritan code as laid down by the state.

So follow the rules or the state will grab you an your kids, stick you in home where should you cause any trouble you will be jailed.

Now one point I thought of was what happens if say the baby is the product of rape? Is Gordon planning on saying to a woman who has suffered that, sorry about what happened an yes you have the right to keep your baby but we as a state will lock you away on the pretext of you being a dole scrounger.

Also what about the fathers in all this, you know the sperm donating half that impregnated these young ladies; yes I know you use a turkey baster but are you planning the old sexist routine of blaming the "fallen woman" for all of mankind's sins? Not a mention of doing anything to them, maybe Gordon has a compulsory castration policy for feckless young men he will soon be announcing?

Can you imagine the outrage from the very Labour party members who no doubt sat there and clapped this utter shyte had it come from the Tories or even the BNP.

Maybe he will suggest that they do a days work whilst in these NuLabour gulags, maybe a spot of laundry work?

1984 anyone?

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Stolen from Henry North London, seriously WTF is that. One would think that as she is married to a mincing old queen that he would have given her some fashion tips.

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Sheila watches the tumbleweeds drift past, wondering if letting one rip drove off the other comrades, or if somehow it has all just gone completely fucking tits up and she really is sitting alone dreaming of past glories....
Then again maybe she has joined the Popular Front of Judea? Splitter.

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The annual freak show of useful idiots, the thick, fools, howling loons, buffoons, the lazy, the unwashed, communists and utter fucking vile scum has started in Brighton.

Still a few seats left as you can see, maybe the party commissars should space them out a bit more to make it look fuller.

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Bank robbery fails and worlds gene pool improves slightly.
Two gangsters who tried to blast a bank's ATM machine used too much dynamite and not only blew up the bank but also killed themselves at Dinant, southern Belgium.
Police experts believe the men had pumped gas from a canister through the letter-box and then set off the powerful explosives before they could withdraw a safe distance.
There was a shattering explosion at 3.20am which woke up the whole town and most of the building collapsed into a heap of smoking ruins. The bodies of the thieves were found under the wreckage.

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Oh will this tedious little man Brown, just fuck the fuck off.
Gordon Brown will today put tackling crime and anti-social behaviour at the centre of a last-gasp political fightback as doubts continue to swirl about his leadership.

Addressing the last Labour annual conference before the general election, the beleaguered Prime Minister will announce a wide package of crime measures.

Mr Brown will once again be battling for his political life after a new poll put Labour behind the Liberal Democrats, in third place for the first time since February 1982.

The Ipsos Mori survey puts the Tories on 36 per cent with Labour on 24 per cent, one point behind the LibDems.

In an apparent hardening of attitudes by restive Labour left-wingers, the Prime Minister was dismissed as a ‘dead man walking’.

Backbencher Alan Simpson labelled Mr Brown a ‘grumpy old man’ and described Downing Street as like the ‘last days of Hitler bunker mentality’.

So lets see, our national debt is soaring upwards at £6000+ quid a second, our pound is worth less than the euro and we (and our children)will be paying off Gordon's spending for years and years.

Now he wants to sort out crime, a bit late considering they have been in power since 1997 and things like this happen in the socialist utopia that Gordon has helped to create. Even when people are jailed they boast about the easy life inside on Facebook.

A state where a complaint to the police is met with total indifference. But don't worry there are plenty of snoopers and taxpayers money to fund them, in order to ensure petty regulations on child minding are enforced.

Brown and his champagne swilling socialists live safe in luxury complexs, secure from the feral kids their policies fund, travel in cars from important meetings never having to meet the plebs and proles. No matter how strange the policies, they never have to pick up the costs, after all they are paid a fortune and should all else fail they can claim it all back on expenses anyway.

If Von Brown really wanted to resolve crime he could have done it years ago, as could that gurning little buffoon Blair who held office before him. The solution to resolving much of the low level crime** that comes up before the courts is quite simple.

The same old faces, the same offenders time and time again. An underclass that Labour has encouraged, paid for with everyones taxes, a class that choose not to work and turn it down as the benefits system pays them more than they could earn anyway.

If they want a solution then here it is, cut the benefits off of the criminal class. They put themselves beyond societys laws, so remove them from the benefits of society: don't bother fining them - odds on they won't pay it anyway. As for prison that has become a joke, a training ground for the underclass, which provides them with three meals a day and where they can still claim their benefits whilst banged up, then its early release and a social worker to fix them up with a place to live.

Give them 3 chances, after which they have shown they do not give a fuck about society so fuck them. Let them starve, beg and suffer a slow death from starvation in the gutter.

A simple three strikes an your out of the benefit system, thats it. No more state money. No housing, no ale money every 2 weeks, no sick pay to top up their job as a taxi driver on the side; nothing not a bent copper coin ever.

Of course that would require courage, a word our mono eye'd PM has written much about but has no deeper meaning of what the word really means.

** By crime I mean crimes against the person, robbery, assault and vandalism that sort of thing; not the parking offences, smoking crimes, bin crimes and other legalized extortion that passes for crime but is in fact an excuse to get money out of the otherwise law abiding citizens wallets.

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First we had this, where councils were insisting you sort the rubbish, then they were throwing it all away.

Now we have council spys looking through your bins.

Concerned neighbours saw mysterious men emptying their bins into black sacks and loading them into an unmarked white van.

When homeowners questioned the official binmen an hour later they learned their council was conducting a survey of what was being thrown away.

Your tax money in action folks, another fine example of New Labour over regulation in action.

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First off we have Ed banging on about the investment his shower of shit have made, then he flips an starts banging on about sacking 40,000 teaching assistants.

Now he is going to cut £2 billion off the Education budget - All the while saying that no money has been wasted and how his cuts won't affect any of the wee little ones in any way.

Now we find out his department has had its offices tarted up in some office makeover costing £3 million quid?


Next time Eddy go's on about baby eating Tories cutting education an taking the food of the wee kiddies mouths, just ask yourself how many teaching assistants would £3 million quid pay for?

Yet another expensive fiddling, house flipping, grafting champagne socialist piece of worthless New Labour shit disgracing the office of MP.

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Jack Straw sticks in his 2p worth:

The Justice Secretary said the Attorney General was being attacked excessively because she is a woman.

Straw hit back at Lady Scotland's critics: 'Had the attorney been a man, I suspect none of this opprobrium would have fallen, because they would have said, "Oh, I leave all these things to my wife. I don't know anything about them".'

Asked if Baroness Scotland had made the allegation of sexism, Mr Straw, who was speaking in an interview with the Financial Times, said: 'She hasn't raised it. I have'.

Gosh really Jack. So its not anything to do with a woman drafting a law, then being caught by that very law. Its not anything to do with her being punished to a lesser extent than other members of the public by being fined just £5000 rather than the full £10,000, or indeed anything to with her claiming despite all the evidence to have done nothing wrong.

In fact it's nothing to do with the emerging story, that she might have, well actually lied her arse off to everyone involved.

Nothing to do with the fact that her fellow legal types have decided she has questions to answer with regards her conduct.

Nothing to do with the fact that even shifty expense fiddling Stephen Hesford resigns as her aide.

Then we have her expenses...

 Its all just old fashioned sexism is it Jack? Hardly.

Previously on the champagne swilling New Labour Baroness I mentioned that she was fined,that the Baroness was toast, that the racecard may well be played, on the Baroness an her illegals. More on her covering up and obvious lack of knowledge, and how its time we had her scalp. Petition for Gordon to sack Baroness Scotland

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David Blunkett the scribbler for tabloid paper The Sun and fresh from nearly but sadly not killed by a cow; has decided that the problem is not piss poor corrupt politicians who do not listen but that we are all lazy and need to driven out to vote:

"We should introduce compulsory voting between now and next May. Forty per cent of the population aren't voting, therefore they are leaving the other 60% to cast their vote for them and we know that those in greatest need are least likely to vote," he said.

And how about if we made it compulsory for Mr Blunkett to visit that bovine, the same one that nearly took him out until the cow gets it right and improves the world oh so fucking slightly by killing off this odious little political cock.

Now I vote, however I do understand the viewpoint and a valid one held by many people that the politicians they vote for are corrupt, shifty, amoral cunts who if they thought they could get away with it would dig up your dead gran and take the pillars to her gold teeth; an so are not worthy of their time in voting for.

 Rather than a dubious plan to try and maximize the Labour vote by forcing the chavs out of JD Wetherscum and into the polling stations they should offer us better politicians. 

 Given the choice between a grafting sleazy cunt like Blunkett who whores himself for a tabloid, then whores himself again as a director of a company that is involved with ID cards - whilst telling us that ID cards are jolly good for us all; or paying a fine for not voting I would sooner not vote. 

Blunkett is a symbol of all that is wrong with the political class in this land, a greasy, self serving, run off to court rather than do my job an see if I am the father, amoral fucker with no redeeming qualities what so fucking ever. A huge evil puss filled zit on the face of politics that is in dire need of bursting.

A shame that side of beef missed killing him. 

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Gordon Brown who half avoiding the question of being a mad hoon, howling at the moon and loaded up with happy pills in an interview today; has also said that voters will back Labour at the next election once they realise that he has "led the world" out of recession.

When even the card carrying drones fail to turn up you know the writing is on the wall. So not only saved the world, or was it banks but led it like some mono visioned Moses to the socialist promised land.

What a cunt. Oh our national debt - a debt Gordon helped in a large part to create - is still soaring upwards at £6000+ a second, listen carefully you can hear the sound of your future being pissed up against the wall by Gordon.

If the Prime Mentalist thinks he is going to win he really has been at the antidepressants, which of course he claimed he had not been doing.

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First up Mc'Snotty answering the question thanks to GOT for the clip

Marr Asks Gordon Brown
Uploaded by GrumpyOldTwat. - News videos hot off the press.

Next up this handy guide on how to spot if someone is lying
Physical expression will be limited and stiff, with few arm and hand movements. Hand, arm and leg movement are toward their own body the liar takes up less space.

• A person who is lying to you will avoid making eye contact.

• Hands touching their face, throat & mouth. Touching or scratching the nose or behind their ear. Not likely to touch his chest/heart with an open hand.

Emotional Gestures and Contradiction

• Timing and duration of emotional gestures and emotions are off a normal pace. The display of emotion is delayed, stays longer it would naturally, then stops suddenly.

• Timing is off between emotions gestures/expressions and words. Example: Someone says "I love it!" when receiving a gift, and then smile after making that statement, rather then at the same time the statement is made.

• Gestures/expressions don’t match the verbal statement, such as frowning when saying “I love you.”

• Expressions are limited to mouth movements when someone is faking emotions (like happy, surprised, sad, awe, )instead of the whole face. For example; when someone smiles naturally their whole face is involved: jaw/cheek movement, eyes and forehead push down, etc.

Interactions and Reactions

• A guilty person gets defensive. An innocent person will often go on the offensive.

• A liar is uncomfortable facing his questioner/accuser and may turn his head or body away.

• A liar might unconsciously place objects (book, coffee cup, etc.) between themselves and you.

Verbal Context and Content

• A liar will use your words to make answer a question. When asked, “Did you eat the last cookie?” The liar answers, “No, I did not eat the last cookie.”

•A statement with a contraction is more likely to be truthful: “ I didn't do it” instead of “I did not do it”

• Liars sometimes avoid "lying" by not making direct statements. They imply answers instead of denying something directly.

• The guilty person may speak more than natural, adding unnecessary details to convince you... they are not comfortable with silence or pauses in the conversation.

• A liar may leave out pronouns and speak in a monotonous tone. When a truthful statement is made the pronoun is emphasized as much or more than the rest of the words in a statement.

• Words may be garbled and spoken softly, and syntax and grammar may be off. In other
words, his sentences will likely be muddled rather than emphasized.

Bloody hell that lot covers every time our mono eye'd PM opens his mouth.

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Schadenfreude, trust the Germans to have a word that perfectly describes my feelings over this. Still the Attorney General broke the law, the illegal claims she never showed her the passport, an is facing lots of awkward questions:

The Bar Standards Board has received a number of complaints about the beleaguered Cabinet minister, who was fined £5,000 for employing an illegal immigrant.


The development further intensifies pressure on Lady Scotland to step down amid growing concern within Labour that the affair will dominate this week's party conference.

The Bar Standards Board does not normally investigate complaints about a lawyer's private life, but its own guidelines acknowledge that such an inquiry may be launched in "exceptional circumstances".

A spokeswoman for the board declined to comment about Lady Scotland's case and refused to disclose how many complaints had been received. 

Go on sack her from the bar. Lets see how long Gordon offers his support to his top legal person who is then unable to practice law.

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You know your in the shit when the polls reveal they would rather Welsh windbag Neil Kinnock.

Alistair Darling has attacked his own party for looking like it has lost 'the will to live' and urged the party to mount a spirited fightback as the General Election approaches.

In a pre-conference interview, the Chancellor said: 'We don't look as if we have got fire in our bellies. We have got to come out fighting.'

But he acknowledged that he and Prime Minister Gordon Brown had their own roles to play in lifting Labour's morale.

'From the Prime Minister, the Chancellor, every Government minister. It is all our responsibilities,' he told The Observer.

Darling's fighting talk comes as a new poll commissioned by the Mail On Sunday shows that Brown is now considered a worse leader than Neil Kinnock.

No wonder, the largest ever peacetime debt soaring up at over £6000 quid a second, spending out of control, crime and immigration out of control whilst the champagne socialist MP's stick their snouts ever deeper into our pockets for perks.

I wonder if McSnotty will put on a Welsh accent, dye his hair ginger and go for the Kinnock vote? Lord Bedwetting as Kinnock is jokingly called here in Wales, was popular in some of the more remote Welsh villages like Abercumfuckwit.

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Now if two adults want to watch each others kids, quite what fucking business is it of anyone in the states legions of busybodies what so ever?

Two working mothers who job share have been banned from looking after each others kids because they are not registered childminders.

The close friends' private arrangement had let them both return to part-time jobs at the same company.

However, a whistleblower reported them to the education watchdog Ofsted and it found their informal deal broke the law.

This was because little-known rules say friends cannot gain a 'reward' by looking after a child for more than two hours outside the child's home without agreeing to a number of checks including one from the Criminal Records Bureau.

Although the mothers never paid each other, their job-sharing deal was judged to be a 'reward'. Campaigners fear thousands of working families could be innocently breaking the rules by relying on close friends for informal childcare.

Whistleblower, not the word I would use, Quisling is one, curtain twitching busybody with no fucking life might be another few.

New Labour helping to create the fascist state, one petty bloody minded rule after another:
n.

1. often Fascism

a. A system of government marked by centralization of authority under a dictator, stringent socioeconomic controls, suppression of the opposition through terror and censorship, and typically a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism.

b. A political philosophy or movement based on or advocating such a system of government.

2. Oppressive, dictatorial control.

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From Dazed & Confused. Fuck off Gordon, just go, seriously fuck the fuck off you fucking fuck.Take a flying fuck out of a window you fucking fuckitty fuck.

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From Gigits, after being ignored 5 times the sad PM finally gets to meet Obama.

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You take the time to sort all your rubbish into the many multicoloured bins provided by the eco-recycling department that your ever rising council tax pays for.

You get letters through the post telling you about how green they are and how they are doing their bit to tackle global warming, again all paid for by you.

You, fined and snooped on by council jobsworths should you make an error, they will not move a bin should it be a millimeter inside the drive or in some wrong area; piss and moan about eco-crime offenders and again its you who pay for all this crap.

Now this:

Here we see the bin man, sorry waste co-ordination officer throwing all the presorted waste into one bin lorry. Your cuntcil tax money hard at work folks.

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Policing under New Labour

Dealing with antisocial behaviour and ' low-level' hooliganism is no longer the responsibility of the police, a senior officer said yesterday.

Superintendent Steve Harrod, speaking at the inquest of a mother and her disabled daughter who were hounded to their deaths by yobs, said it is now the responsibility of local councils since a law change in 1998.

The officer, head of criminal justice at Leicestershire Police, said officers were allowed to hand out only reprimands and 'final warnings' to young thugs unless their offences were 'serious'.

So why exactly do we have to pay for your wages, if as you claim you are not there to keep the peace? Which as I understand it was one of the reasons the police force was set up in the first place.

Maybe he should stick to fining motorists and playing solitaire on his office PC the only roles he seems able to do...

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Paul Flynn starts banging on about evil baby eating Tories and sleaze on his website, look its simple: Flynn is in no position what so ever to moralize about anyone ever.

Let me explain: First off he gets involved in a piss poor libel case and after losing and having to pay damages as well as putting up an apology on his website, then get this its a gem, charges us for fighting the case he lost through the courts. Thats right he fights and loses, then charges us for the privilege. How much, oh just a mere £10,000 quid plus change.

Paul Flynn claimed £7,052 for new kitchen, £1,153 carpets and £1,200 decoration for his London property in 2005, before selling it and moving to a new £275,000 flat. Claims £9,629 in stamp duty and fees.

Also thanks to the Telegraph we know that he stole "within the rules" a cool £7,052 for new kitchen, as well as work back in 2006 on his kitchen coming to £1580, a cool £1,153 on carpets and £1,200 decoration for his London property in 2005.

Then he sold this and moved to a new £275,000 flat. He also claimed £9,629 in stamp duty and fees.

Then we have £1000 deposit on kitchen equipment, charged to the taxpayer. In 2006 he charged the taxpayers £1201.90 on decorating his humble abode.

Also £16,958.00 2nd home allowance, £13,913.00 on office costs, £92,902.00 staffing costs, £202.00 central stationary, £510.00 stationary & postage. £1,209.00 IT provision, £7,171.00 on communications, £8,096.00 travel, £140,961.00 total.

He also claimed back mortgage interest of £215.00, claimed back water utilities of £26.07, electricity £27,00, council Tax £89.33, television service £16.50 although the good thing is that at his advanced age he will soon qualify for a free telly licence!

Also £1745 on a sofa and a chair. £189 on a bathroom cabinet. One ravel small sofa bed beige, costing £750 quid and a vanilla pluto chair costing £995 quid. Well it is natural wood. Then we have one tv table £150, one side table £90, a dining table & four chairs both £150 quid. One leather look manager chair coming to £64.98.

He also ordered Mac OS X version 10.4 Tiger @ £89.00 - he could have used Linux which is free but still at least its not Windows. £424 on a bed for his aged corpse.

So free cable, free telly, no council tax, furniture free, stamp duty paid, his kitchen re-done at taxpayer expense. Oh it must be so difficult to struggle on a humble £64 grand a year as a backbench MP.

See also Paul Flynn on why freeing a Libyan terrorist is not an issue.

Paul Flynn on why the state having your DNA is a good thing.

I lay a challenge as yet unanswered by the snivelling, spineless craven cowardto debate his graft, sleaze and legalized theft of public funds.

Paul Flynn deleting comments off of his site, an inconvenient truth methinks aswell as his expenses.

Flynns piss poor webshyte sinks on Wikio.

Denial about moslem ghettos here in the UK, oh and Mr Flynn's home address.

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Seriously the man would shag anything, animal vegetable or mineral.

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Nice to see that Speaker an Tory drip John Bercow is getting tough on MP expenses and freebies:
A group of MP and peers enjoyed a £65,000 jaunt to the South Pacific at the public’s expense.
The delegation took business class flights for a 16-day visit to a number of South Sea islands.

They stayed in a five-star hotel on Fiji for seven days and enjoyed the resort’s lagoon-style pool and white, sandy beach.

The tour, by members of the Commonwealth Parliamentary Association, was a ‘fact-finding’ exercise on climate change.

Six MPs and two peers were flown to Fiji via Australia. They also visited Tonga, Kiribati and Vanuatu. The CPA’s British branch, which is funded by a grant from Westminster, paid for flights to Australia and connections to Fiji at £6,300 each.

The group were Tory MP Andrew Rosindell (Romford), Labour MPs Meg Munn (Sheffield Heeley), Jim Sheridan (Paisley and Renfrewshire North), Betty Williams (Conwy), Neil Turner (Wigan) and Colin Challen (Morley and Rothwell); Liberal Democrat peer Lord Roper of Thorney Island and Labour’s Lord Lea of Crondall.

But Mr Challen defended the trip: ‘Kiribati and Tonga are both members of the Commonwealth which have deep concerns about climate change. ‘Should we just ignore them?’
You could have saved your carbon footprint by using video conferencing, oh hang on that would have deprived you Rt Hon. cunts of a free holiday at our expense, you cunt. 

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Nice to see our council tax money going to good use folks: A mother-of-two was threatened with arrest for theft and criminal damage after weeding out a dead flower from a council-owned border.

Angie Summers, 43, was on her lunch break in a public square when she uprooted the withered canna lily.

She said the 18in high flower was dead and removed it because it was spoiling the look of the display.

Apparently some window twitching hoon reported her actions to the town council and Mrs Summers was stunned when a police officer later called at her home.

He threatened to 'put her in the cells' and warned that she could be prosecuted for theft and criminal damage - offences carrying a possible six-month prison term.

Wiltshire police eventually dropped the case and have since admitted that she acted with 'good intentions'.
Well that's mighty white of em' to be fair. Nice to see that they have caught all the criminals and have time to spare for such vital matters as dead flower crimes. Cunts.

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According to this report the short penis equipped members of the EU are now looking at limiting the volume at which you can listen to your music. Never you mind that annoying freedom of choice rubbish, this is the EU and THEY KNOW BEST with regards your acceptable level of music listening.

Noise-limiting controls will soon be fitted to iPods and mobile phones sold in Britain and on the Continent.

The European Commission wants to pass new legislation for a ‘default’ volume setting as it fears millions of music fans could suffer hearing loss and sue the manufacturers.

Officials believe MP3 players pose a huge health threat as digital production techniques mean sound quality stays excellent at very high volumes, with some devices pumping music out at 120 decibels - the volume of an aeroplane taking off.

Gosh how jolly thoughtful of them, never mind that some folk out there might be hard of hearing and in order to use an MP3 player need to volume, well turned up high.

Still nice to know that in these days of financial ruin -none of which was predicted by the legions of EU politicos- that they have the vital issue of possible court cases involving loud MP3 players resolved. They really are worth every penny of the billions we pour into the EU shit fest every year.

SPOING! Irony meter has now broken. Hat tip to Opinionated Crybaby for this one.

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There has been much talk of the so called "broadband tax" a poll tax on everyone who has a fixed phone line - of £0.50p a month.

An unfair tax to bring broadband to the masses, something that the private companies where doing well enough on their own.

Mind the BBC is also another poll tax on the masses, we have to pay for its biased and piss poor reporting. Should we fail to pay it results in a fine and possible jail term, this is defended by daft hoons like opinion beyond education

Thankfully the champagne swilling socialist staffed BBC is always pulled up by the classic: Biased BBC

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For more, visit Gigits blog

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According to The Mail, the new Speaker, spineless and inept champagne socialist Tory drip John Bercow; will drag ministers such Lord Fondlebum of Boy out of the House of Lords so they can be grilled by MPs.

Are the Mail on about the Speaker or is there another John Bercow in The Commons? As John Bercow who since taking office has so far done a grand total of fuck all over MP expenses, I think would find it difficult to drag forth a turd from his ringpiece.

Maybe Lord Fondlebum could help him with that...

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I found out that my libel case losing MP Paul Flynn, was due to speak in the Civic Center and so popped along for a listen.

Welll worth it for an insight into what we are getting for £64K a year(plus another £100K expenses a year); sadly the answer is not very much.

The people their were all - no matter what party they voted for - rather pissed off with the way our soldiers and other military staff are treated and that was one of the main topics of the evening. Labour and its mono eye'd PM received rather a good savaging over that one.

Although Flynn did try to direct things towards Afghanistan, and the message of pulling out as soon as possible; sadly for him time and time again the topic came back to the poor standard of our troops equipment. The anger was aimed firmly at Labour on that one, no amount of spin on Flynn's part could divert that away from the party.

Still as I commented it was nice to speak to an MP without being censored, something I mocked him about here, not sure if he got the reference but if he reads this he will. At least when you speak to an MP directly they can not delete the comments out afterwards! Unlike Mr Flynn's blog that seems to be in Pravda mode with dissenting messages!

I was very amused at the woman in front of me who pointed out that female Labour MP's were a disgrace and how she would not vote for them as well as how a certain former female Labour MP would be spinning in her grave. Spot on. Well said that lady, she did not mention any directly by name but its not difficult to guess which ones she meant.

MP expenses got a mention - or twelve - and Flynn did his best to try and dodge that particular bullet. If anything can be gathered from those assembled, the MP expenses fiasco has not been forgotten and folk are still baying for blood on that one.

I asked why Jessica Morden had voted against Gurkha's being allowed to settle here in the UK, a vote that was thankfully defeated? Flynn went off on a tangent and avoided that one, mentioning what a nice person she was. Thats as maybe but she is and always will be a Blair babe, flown in for Newport as a reward for handling the Ron "Badger" Davies party show trial.

That will be a vote that will come back and haunt that woman in the run up to the election, having spoken to a few former soldiers they are not very happy at that.

A Plaid voter made several digs at Flynn's party re points above, which was quite amusing mostly for seeing Flynn squirm.

One sad point was the Tory candidate who had little to add and I thought maybe I should have provided him with notes in advance. Still with the anger against Labour still fresh I am sure that a hat stand with a blue rosette could beat Flynn.

Will have to get a "Newport Deserves Better" top printed off before the next meeting...

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As the person responsible for introducing the immigration rules concerning employing illegal immigrants the fact that Baroness Scotland herself employed an illegal immigrant means she must either resign or be sacked ! If a small business was found to be employing such people they would be heavily fined.It cannot be one rule for MPs and another rule for the rest of the population.She must GO !
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/housekeeper/

I see that the Tongan illegal as well as helping police with their inquiries, has also got Max Clifford on her team. Expect this story to run and run and run.

If the worker who is in the caring hands of Mr Clifford was here illegally then she would not have had the right documents as demanded by Home Office regulations. Therefore Baroness Scotland could not have 'seen the documents as they did not in fact exist.

Not a case of neglecting to copy them which as she and others argue is a 'technical' breach of the law', but instead it is a case of out and out lying on her part.

Time for more antidepressants for Gordon methinks, after all its party time for Labour and the leader must be seen smiling :-)....

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No one wants to meet the man who saved the World, er the banks.

Gordon Brown appeared to have failed in his attempt to gauge Wall Street's feelings on the thorny issue of bonuses and capital levels ahead of the G20 after he was unable to attract any heavyweight bankers to a specially convened meeting in New York.

You can just imagine him sat there alone, finger up his nose, sulking after being rejected a whole 5 times by the President of the US.

A failure at time and a failure abroad, still don't worry Gordon there is a clinic in Switzerland that will take you...

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Get this one from the Telegraph: Gordon Brown has been forced to deny that he is going blind as he brushed off suggestions that he could use concerns over his health as an excuse to resign.

Telling critics that their “hopes” that he would stand down were in vain, the Prime Minister insisted that he was fully fit to govern and went running regularly to maintain his health.

You what? Go's running, that fat fucker? Next they will have us believe that David Blunkett is a rally driver and his guidedog Sadie is the fucking co-driver as well.

Of course when caught out, repeat the lie:

“I am healthy and I am very fit. I run a lot to keep fit and I will continue to keep fit. "I keep going. I have got a job to do. I have got work to do."

Yeah right and next week your off to take part in Mr Universe. What utter horsecock. As I said here about our fioe gras bloated PM who I described as a "blubber laden PM who risks a fucking harpoon should he ever swim in the seas off of Japan."

The fat fucker even had the nerve to bleat an complain about the press pointing out he was in fact a fat fucker who they mocked as such in cartoons.

He considers himself to be a political heavyweight, but it appears that Gordon Brown doesn't like being drawn as one. It has emerged this weekend that he has complained to newspaper cartoonists that they draw him on the rather large side – "fat" was the word the PM used.

Mr Brown is known to have brought the subject up with at least two national newspaper artists, including The Independent's Dave Brown, pulling them up on their portrayal of him and insisting: "I'm not that fat." A touch vain? Perhaps.

But, in complaining, he joins a host of image-conscious politicians who fret over the way in which they are parodied in the media.

Hat Tip tractor stats for the pic

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Snigger.

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Its called "damage limitation" she is off to keep a safe distance between her and the snot gobbler Gordon.

A champagne socialist peer who stated:

"Baroness Vadera was asked when the UK could expect to see some "green shoots" and replied: "It's a very uncertain world right now globally... I wouldn't want to be the one predicting it."

"I am seeing a few green shoots but it's a little bit too early to say exactly how they'd grow."

Still waiting on them green shoots Baroness, as UK national debt soars by over £6000 quid a second.

Another ally left, Gordon will be having to take more pills for his depression. Someone pass Gordon the MAOIs - Mono Amine Oxidase Inhibitors.

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Police are threatening to report motorists to insurance companies if they leave valuables, CDs or even old coats on show in their cars.

They are planning to sneak around car parks and streets checking vehicles for anything that could catch the eyes of thieves.

The idea by South Yorkshire police means motorists could face the prospect of having invalid insurance when they try and make a claim or have their premiums increased.

I have an idea, why not try targeting criminals? You know the social underclass of illegal migrants, pikeys and chav scum that go out nicking cars on a daily basis. Or would that, well you know, require some effort on the part of the plod?

Yet more backwards policing from Gordon Brown and the vile scum that is New Labour.

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From the Morning Advertiser: Blackpool police are accused of trying to enforce a peak-hours glass ban “by the back door” by asking licensees to sign controversial agreements.

Police are asking bars to sign a “memorandum of understanding” agreeing to use polycarbonates at stated times. These vary and can include events such as football matches.

The force has secured Government funding for polycarbonates and the form outlines what proportion of the cost will be met by police. The licensee agrees to pay the remainder. The number of containers, including wine and spirit vessels, is stated and the form says: “Consideration should be given to the decanting of all bottles into polycarbonates.”

It states: “To negate licence holders from applying for a variation to its premises licence, this memorandum of understanding will be retained by the Constabulary showing the premises [sic] commitment to use polycarbonate vessels.” This has been questioned as a licence variation is not needed to start using polycarbonates.

One Blackpool host said: “The police said if you have a glassing incident they are going to take you to review — then the council could make you go fully polycarbonate.”

He said the insinuation was they can protect themselves by signing the form.

MA legal editor Peter Coulson said the police’s approach “doesn’t form part of the licensing laws and is not a legal agreement”. “Therefore it’s an attempt by police to impose a licence condition by the back door.”

**One point I fail to grasp in this onward rush to polycard, is aside from the utter shit quality of polycarb glasses and it being nanny state policing at its worst(Glassing incidents are few and far between and this is completely over the top.); is that the same bars are allowed in many cases to sell bottles?! Go figure.

What you need to grasp is the spin on figures, if say there are three incidents in a town in a year then this suddenly becomes a "crime wave", never mind that millions of law abiding citizens go out for a drink every day and do not end up in trouble in any way.

We had a similar thing happen here in Newport with the plod trying that shit, so this policy of members of the police getting above their defined job role is creeping across the land. If this keeps up they will be demanding to see papers on say domestic flights, oh bugger.

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According to this in the Grauniad, the love affair between McSnotty & Barrack is well and truly over. How bad is well, well over an Barrack is refusing to give it one more go.

Gordon Brown lurched from being hailed as a global statesman to intense embarrassment tonight, after it emerged US President Barack Obama had turned down no fewer than five requests from Downing Street to hold a bilateral meeting at the United Nations in New York or at the G20 summit starting in Pittsburgh today.

Oh for fucks sake, has the mad PM Gordon got no pride what so ever. Its like some teen love affair that having ended, the person being dumped can not get it into their head that its all over, that the other person has moved on and makes a complete tit in poor attempts to "meet up".

Gordon is rebuffed not once, not twice but a whole five times.

You can imagine it, Gordon pleading, whining like some love struck 14 year old for his calls to be returned only to be told - in diplomatic language I am sure - to fuck the fuck off.

Gordon who's behavior has come in for some scrutiny of late with reports that he is taking lots of happy pills:

A blog posted by the journalist John Ward on his website notbornyesterday.org suggests that the PM may be in worse health than the public realise. He claims there are signs the PM is taking powerful drugs to control both depression and obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD).

MAOIs - which stands for Mono Amine Oxidase Inhibitors - are generally a last line of treatment for major depression, when other anti-depressant drugs have failed. They can also be very effective in treating OCD. But they are potentially extremely dangerous. If the patient eats or drinks the wrong thing, they can result in death – hence the PM's "long list of forbidden foods".

No doubt a mobile met a violent end at McSnotty's hands with each rejection by Barrack. He is paying the price over Libya and the Lockerbie bomber.

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John Prescott meeting expectations, by showing himself up to be a large pie eating oaf with no brain:

"Gordon Brown is still the guy who turned this global economy round, everybody credits him with that, except here in the UK.


There are two fundamental issues we're facing, climate change and global finance. Both require global agreement, he's the best man in the field for the job."


These are global problems, you need global giants, not the pygmies I hear about," he said.

Er, you what lardy? Turned the global economy around how the fuck did he do that? By spending vast amounts of cash, encouraging banks to lend on a smoke an mirrors debt boom and giving us a national debt that is soaring at £6000+ a fucking second. We are paying back £30 billion a year lardboy, 30 sodding billion and rising in interest on our national debt, debt given to us by that snot eating wanker in No.10 Downing Street.

Best man for the job, oh do take a flying fuck out of the nearest window Prescott you utter twat. As for the pygmies, well almost everyone is a pygmie when stood against Prescott.

Besides if anyone thinks that I will take the word of a man who cheated on his wife for years, thus proving that he is dishonest in the most important of ways. If a man can not keep honesty with his good lady wife how can anyone else trust him? Who has a record of grabbing at female staff like some sex starved chimp(apologies to primates for the comparison) and living it large - in every sense of the word - at the taxpayers expense.

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So who is Don Shenker I asked before? The answer is an unelected head of a state funded "charity" - a quango in other words - designed to put across the government message of higher taxes on the demon drink.

Like spots on a teen Don keeps popping up everywhere, so lets have a look at Don's "message"

SPLAT - Like a zit being burst Don splatters into the Daily Mail, to lay into ministers, bleating that they are colluding with the alcohol lobby to water down new warning labels on drinks. Putting out the message that its all about saving the children and to help pregnant women.

SQUEEZE and more puss from Don splatters forth the same message into the Morning Advertiser.

Two papers and online articles in the same day, hell MP's would cream their pants for coverage like that. Now note that no one has ever voted Don into any position of power what so ever.

The fake charities site has a lot more detail on alcohol concern. In effect an outsourced bit of government to push the policy of regulation, control and fear - as well as higher taxes.

One point Don and his puritanical ilk use is that of the so called booze units, the recommended guidelines that were in fact plucked out of the air and have no basis in real science what so ever:

Guidelines on safe alcohol consumption limits that have shaped health policy in Britain for 20 years were “plucked out of the air” as an “intelligent guess”.

The Times reveals today that the recommended weekly drinking limits of 21 units of alcohol for men and 14 for women, first introduced in 1987 and still in use today, had no firm scientific basis whatsoever.

Don even pretends to be helpful, what his help equates to is bans and extra costs, they openly push for the following:

• Supports banning happy hours = higher costs.
• Raising the price of alcohol = higher costs.
• Banning glass bottles in pubs = higher costs.
• Warning labels on cans and bottles = higher costs.
• Along with the use of piss poor plastic glasses, now used in my town centre and another cost that struggling pubs have to deal with.

Best of all, get this from the Morning advertiser...Alcohol Concern chief executive Don Shenker offered to work alongside the Campaign for Real Ale (Camra) and think tank the Institute of Public Policy Research (IPPR) to investigate ways to help responsible pubs survive.

As helpful to a struggling pub trade as a kick to the testicles, him helping pubs is like getting child care from Gary Glitter. The bloke is a curtain twitcher, a control freak who were he not on the state funded teat thanks to his fake charity, would be reporting his neighbors for putting the wrong rubbish in the wrong bin. Who knows maybe Don does that in his spare time?

Don every time you spread your prohibitionist shit, I shall be there to debunk it and spread the message that the perceived problem with booze is just that. A small problem affecting a small number of people, spun by lazy hacks, politicians out for tax raising and others with an axe to grind.

That in fact each and every day the vast majority of people go out, have a drink and do not: end up getting arrested, throwing up over a GP's shoes at 3AM, or causing any trouble what so ever.

That shock horror, they get up and carry as normal the next day and do not even pull a sickie.

**Update I have set up http://donshenkerisacunt.blogspot.com/, all future Don related posts will be put there.

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