A bad tempered Nokia throwing, pill popping, man munching, back stabbing, snot eating, unelected PM. Unlike most monsters this one is real and costing us billions.

One that is sure to scare the children and stick them in debt for years and years to come....

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From knuckledragging my life away

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What a surprise another Labour union type who talks about the scourge of the rich elite whilst all the time wanting to become one.
As a trade union leader and chairman of Labour's national executive committee, Richard Rosser railed against 'fat cats' riding the 'gravy train' of easy money.
But since being made Lord Rosser in 2004, his attitudes seem to have changed a little.
For the Daily Mail has learned that he claimed £19,461 in expenses in a single year after telling officials he had changed his main residence from his £750,000 four-bed family home in London to a snug £240,000 flat outside the capital.
Astonishingly, Lord Rosser, 65, appears to neighbours still to live for most of the year in his London home - and has virtually admitted so himself.
But by 'flipping' his declared main residence to Chippenham, in Wiltshire, he suddenly became entitled to claim the generous parliamentary overnight allowance, now £174 a night, for which no receipts are required.

I wonder if the ignoble peer will admit his hypocrisy and double standards? Rosser by name, tosser by nature.

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Some of them like the non job Professor are on the quango gravy train.A quango chief charged the taxpayer almost £1,000 a year to cover the cost of his membership of an exclusive club.
Professor David Eastwood, former chief executive of the Higher Education Funding Council, billed the taxpayer £920 last year. The previous year he claimed £855.
His claim, for membership of London's Athenaeum Club in Pall Mall, is among a number of quango expenses revealed yesterday. Members of the boards of 24 of Britain's biggest quangos pocketed almost £1million expenses in the last three years.
The bills include tens of thousands of pounds on taxis, flights and hotels and thousands more on alcohol.
Shadow charities minister Nick Hurd described the figures as shocking and called for curbs to end the quango 'gravy train'.
Mr Hurd said: 'The public will be quite rightly shocked. It is probably a symbol of a bigger problem inside quangos about attitudes towards spending public money.'
The expenses were released under freedom of information laws following an investigation by Channel 4's More4 News. They are likely to represent only a tiny fraction of the total quango expenses bill.
A study by the TaxPayers' Alliance this week revealed Britain has 1,152 quangos, costing £90billion a year. The 24 quangos surveyed represent just 2 per cent of the total.
In three years the 24 quangos ran up bills totalling £969,690. This included £185,000 on hotels and more than £670,000 on travel.

You earn it, HM Government under New Labour pisses it away.

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Well its taken a damn long time but Jacqui Smith has admitted that she is a disgrace and doesn't deserve a peerage.

Nice to see that she has finally awoken to what the public really thinks, so here is some more advice for Jacqui Smith that she might want to take on board.

She is also rather thick, has a fat arse and is ugly.

Previously send her some shit, Frankie Boyle on Jacqui Smith, Jackboot to be be sued. This comes just a short while after Anthony Weaver dropped his case due to lack of funds.

I said that she was in need of a boot in the chuff. Some previous on Jackboot, who has also been accused of looking the other way with regards torture of UK nationals.

A Mr Weaver was also seeking to take this evil woman to court for her crimes. All the while Jackboot keeps on lurching from crisis to crisis, getting ever more authoritarian and planning a stasi police force for the UK.

And she has one fan at least: A woman in love with Jacqui Smith. Yet more DNA nonsense. Also on the kebab munching hoon, roll up for your kebab cards.

Ah, go on here are some more on this bovine faced, slack jawed, sagging uddered, inbred, dim witted authoritarian dickhead: another day another Jackboot... ID cards on high street, Jackboot backs cyclops, Smith humiliated by Europe. Taxi for Jacqui! an Jacqui the minister for being a cunt an here and here plus also working on the marriage anmocked in the USA an jacqui smith is a cunt as well as jacqui smith is a cunt and J Smith is a cunt also Jacqui Smith pays cleaner peanuts, Damian Green, here be dragons,bathplug petition and go on give jacqui smith a kick in the cunt, Jacqui's the 2nd-biggist-cunt-in-world.

Oh and clear your throats and shout Jacqui Smith is a cunt,  plus: Wankergate video her bovine bleating about being picking on cos she is a womanB&Q money off for crime victimsWankergate Jacqui ripps off the public. And morewankergate posts! Wankergate posts and is this Jacqui Smith's cat?
Plus the search for wankergate mole begins, some wankergate mockery, a word of advice on onanism yet more wankergate, and jacqui smith videos and wankergate post 2 and we pay for husband of Home Sec to have a tug.
Just wait till she tries to defend her actions on the streets of Redditch, the voters won't like her classifying a spare room in her sister's house as her abode, thus claiming thousands to do up her other home. Then we have her paying her masturbating husband £40 grand a year in order to write anonymous supportive letters to the local press. Oh and claiming some wank films on expenses.

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Lesson No.1 was his being utterly stupid with public finances and getting caught with his fingers in the till; then having to make an apology to The House of Commons.

Now we have lesson 2, which is after you have been caught and apologised is to claim that he did not "fiddle" his expenses.

A day (yes just one day)after apologising to the House of Commons for claiming second home allowances on a house in which he let his parents live rent-free, the Labour MP came out fighting to defend his colleagues over the expenses scandal.

He told GMTV: "It may be a system that the people don't like, and I understand the debate around that, but I think overwhelmingly the MPs have not been fiddling, diddling and going into criminality."

This is the best bit for sheer out an out barefaced taking the piss: "I know that people will see it differently in terms of their perception, but let's be clear, in the body of the commissioner's report he actually says there was no loss in any terms to the taxpayer."

No loss says he, well I would disagree you see if you claim money/goods or services to which you are not entitled there is in fact a loss.

A loss in the monies claimed, as well as a loss in trust. Yes I know the trust has long since been flushed down the toilet and is now floating out in the ocean with all the other turds flushed down the sewers.

The verbal crap being spouted by Tony can be read here, do look at his picture as he has such a smug slapable face. I commented on this arse having to apologise here. As well as here.

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Starring so much New Labour filth, that even Kim & Aggie would give up.
From The Red Rag

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Above we see this cunt compare people who deny the myth of global warming to nazi holocaust deniers, yet another grafting Labour filth MP earning his 30 pieces of silver and sucking Gordon's cock. So here are his expenses(PDF)

I see we are paying his mortgage interest, so nice to see an MP getting a property portfolio from our taxes; how very champagne socialist of him. Free food of £400 a month, after all he only gets £64 thousand a year so the poor waif must be starving.

In December we paid for his SKY TV/Broadband and phone line, all vital for an MP I am sure. I wonder if we are also paying for his porn in the same way we funded Jacqui Smith's husband's wanking of an evening?

Also we fund his utility bills like water and electric, after all taxes and bills are just for little people like us. MP's are far to impotent, sorry important to pay stuff like that.

Oh and his tv license and council tax(he lives in a home that we help pay for and we cover the council tax for him), after all why should an MP have to pay stuff when we can fund them?

I mentioned this worthless scum's expenses before. He also voted to keep the 2nd home allowance that gets you to fund his property.

But worry not as his concern over the economy was such that this worthless cunt voted to try and stop Gurkha's who had taken up arms for this land from having the right to settle here. I guess that is not a case of the xenophobia he accuses everyone else of, or maybe its not racism when overpaid Labour scum do it?

**I need to issue a correction here with regards Chris Ruane, I called him a grafting little cunny. This is in fact an error, what I should have said was that it is the Rt Hon. Chris Ruane MP is a grafting little cunny.

After all he has the titles and I think it only fair to use them.

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Had a chat the other day with a bloke in the pub about beer taxes, he was in favour of them being increased having only listened to the bullshit peddled by MP's and lazy drunken hacks about how cheapo booze is turning all the kids into tiny versions of George Best.

So I pointed out that each year taxes on booze go up, a penny here, a few pence there and that in real terms booze had gone up year on year in real terms(article by DK)

That HM government stats actually showed that was the case.

 I also pointed out that the argument peddled was much the same as government claiming that his car tax should be increased because the illegal migrants down the road have no car tax and so as irresponsible drivers cause damge, he as a good driver with no points on his license should be punished and have some of the collective responsibility as well.

But that's wrong he says.

Exactly says I, now he gets it. One less Labour voter.

As I explained millions go out every day, enjoy themselves, cause no trouble, break no laws, do not get arrested or vomit in the streets, nor do they end up in A&E chucking up over some over worked junior doctors shoes at 3AM.

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From Farmers Weekly: The bank accounts of every farmer in England have been at risk after the Rural Payments Agency lost confidential data belonging to anyone who has ever claimed a single farm payment.

Computer tapes containing the bank details, addresses, passwords and security questions of more than 100,000 farmers were discovered missing in May.

DEFRA was alerted to the issue immediately, but it is Farmers Weekly's understanding that the department did not inform and that the agency only discovered the problem in September.

At no time has the agency or DEFRA attempted to inform farmers about the breach.

Leaked information was given to Farmers Weekly this week by frustrated civil servants working on the single payments system within the RPA and an external consultant who has been advising the agency.

These whistle-blowers were concerned that the RPA and DEFRA would remain tight-lipped over the incident and about the risks the breach posed to farmers.

They claimed that 39 back-up tapes containing confidential details went missing after they were transferred from RPA offices in Reading to Newcastle.

Thirty-seven of the tapes have since been recovered, but two remain unaccounted for.

DEFRA has admitted that tapes went missing, but told Farmers Weekly that the data was not lost in transit and was instead misplaced within the data centre.

A DEFRA spokeswoman said a thorough search was conducted to find the missing material and concluded that some tapes were misfiled and placed 'on the wrong shelf'.

She described this as "bad book-keeping" by RPA-contracted IT consultants IBM, who run the data centre.

DEFRA said it assumed that the two tapes that were never found must have been destroyed.

The breach of security is the latest disaster for the agency, which has faced a catalogue of errors since the single payment scheme was launched in 2005.

According to the whistleblowers, the error occurred after back-up tapes containing confidential details were sent between IBM and another IT consultant, Accenture.

The tapes were last accounted for in June 2008, but it was not until May this year that IBM realised the data was missing and informed DEFRA.

The sources claim DEFRA tried to cover the error and it was only realised by the RPA in September when annual data checks were carried out.

One source said the tapes had not been encrypted as they should have been - a step which would secure the data so it could not be accessed if it fell into the wrong hands.

"DEFRA knew about this and did nothing," the source said. "People should be made aware that their details have gone missing.

"I know people at the middle management level tried to advise senior civil servants to do the right thing and tell farmers, but they're not listening."

In further security breaches, the sources claim members of the senior RPA management team have failed to report the loss of memory sticks and laptops which could contain farmers' information.

"It's symptomatic of the senior managers. There are a lot of good people working in the lower levels of the organisation, but we think the top-level board is rotten to the core."

DEFRA admitted its data was not encrypted, but insisted information could not be accessed without specialised technical equipment and knowledge.

When Farmers Weekly put the whistleblowers' accusations to DEFRA and the RPA, we received the following statement:

"Since these incidents, procedures have been further tightened to prevent a recurrance. IBM have instigated a thorough review of their procedures to manage removable storage media, such as these tapes, as well as tightening access control requirements.

"The tapes are held in a secure IBM data centre and only IBM and Accenture technicians have access to them. Both IBM and Accenture were asked to review their security arrangements as a result of this incident."

DEFRA said the risk posed to farmers was very low.

New Labour, the government that wants us all on a million separate databases, yet keeps on losing all the data that we are forced to give it.

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I see that a couple from the UK have been kidnapped by Somali pirates and no doubt the ransom demand is on its way.

This fiasco with pirates has dragged on for ages, hopefully this couple will be freed without harm and I hope without any ransom being paid as that will just encourage further acts of piracy.

Our snot munching PM was on TV today and called on the pirates to release them, well gee that is going to impress a bunch of AK47 carrying savages in Somalia. Still no doubt they had a good laugh at David Miliband(left) our weedy banana wielding Foreign Sec. who was stood beside McSnotty.

There is however a rather effective way of dealing with piracy as demonstrated by Julius Caesar who was himself kidnapped by pirates for ransom:

He went to Pergamon, took the pirates out of prison and crucified the lot of them, just as he had often told them he would do when he was on the island and they imagined that he was joking.

There you go, nail the fuckers up. Simples.

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I see that HM Govt are worried about  kiddies playing online games. Cue Margaret Hodge the Minister for children:

"For children under 12 who cannot make the distinction between fantasy and reality, we need tough regulation," Mrs Hodge said. Under the current rules, the BBFC's legally-enforceable age limits only have to applied to games containing violent or sexual content.

Mrs Hodge also revealed that ministers are looking closely at online games amid growing concerns at Westminster about their use.

Multi-user internet-based games such as World of warcraft and Everquest allow players to share a virtual world with thousands of other people from around the world. The growing popularity of such games has sparked calls for new regulation.

Yes, an why oh why are the government sticking their socialist oar into online gaming?

The Culture Committee of MPs this week raised fears that paedophiles are making growing use of virtual worlds for activities including simulated sex with children. Mrs Hodge told BBC Radio Four that the growing popularity of online games required new rules.

Ah right the 21st Century bogeyman, the paedophile.

Now she knows a lot about paedophiles does Mrs Hodge. When Hodge was leader of Islington Council, the children in care homes under her control were being ritually and systematically raped and abused; when two care home staff blew the whistle on these activities, Mrs Hodge dismissed their concerns as fantasy.

 So here is a woman who failed in her duty of care and now wants to pass herself off as someone who is concerned about the welfare of kids online. Shame she failed to do that in her previous job.

In 2003 she was involved in a controversy about press coverage of a man [Demetrious Panton] who accused her of being ultimately responsible for abuse he suffered as a child in a home overseen by Mrs Hodge as leader of Islington Council. Following a media campaign conducted by several national newspapers calling for her to resign, she was further drawn into the controversy by responding to the man in question by letter and referring to him in it as 'extremely disturbed'.

Best and by best I mean worst part of this is that, Labour appointed her Minister for Children.

In unrelated stuff about Enver, she hired her former press officer for PR work. When she was tourism minister she laid into the UK and buggered off to Italy for her holidays.

Enver also  thinks that the Proms are not inclusive enough.

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Former Labour MP Roy is talking in The Grauniad about MP expenses.

Sir Christopher Kelly's revised expenses rules will be accepted by the House of Commons. Members of parliament who wish to retain their seats – and the party leaders who compete with them for the title of Purest of Them All – have no choice but to kiss the lash. The mood of the country allows nothing else. It is the price that the honest and hard-working majority have to pay for the excesses of their colleagues who exploited the system in a way which was part scandal and part farce.

Hard working? Oh come on MP's do not know the meaning of the word. Extra time off this year at Christmas, a huge break in the middle of the year. Even the PM has been caught with his snot covered fingers in the public's back pocket helping himself.

But that does not require the pretence that all the new proposals are either right or reasonable. They are a response to the populist clamour that the exposure of previous excesses – right and necessary though it was – created.

Indeed the new proposals are not right, they do not go far enough. That an MP can get expenses on mortgage interest and help build themselves a property portfolio at our expense is wrong.

Also what is this populist clamour guff? If by that you mean the sheer fucking anger of the plebs who have to pay to travel on over crowded buses and trains; whilst MP's travel first class an we pay then yes that was populist.

Some of Kelly's recommendations have intrinsic merit. It is clearly wrong for a member of parliament to acquire a second property with a mortgage subsidised by the taxpayer. The prohibition of that practice confirms the arbitrary nature of rules which govern Sir Thomas Legg's retrospective revision of what it was acceptable for MPs to charge in previous years.

Glad you agree, also house flipping and lying ones arse off about where one lives like fat arsed kebeb muncher and expenses poster girl Jacqui Smith is also wrong.

David Cameron received £1,750 a month to defray the interest on the house he bought in his constituency – the bigger the house, the bigger the mortgage and the bigger the taxpayers' subsidy. Sir Thomas requires that only £237 in total be repaid. Who can object that, in future, Mr Cameron will have to make do with his own resources? However, some of Kelly's proposals are less easy to justify.

I note he picks Cameron, got to get the Tory jibe in there has Roy. Still almost every one of the fuckers in The House is bleeding us white.

During my 30 years in the Commons – when expenses increased from literally nothing to inadequate secretarial and constituency accommodation allowances – I never even considered employing a member of my family. Nor did any of my close friends. But to prohibit the practice is absurd.

Yes, I am sure that MP's will not be happy that they can not claim all the wifes wages back off the taxpayer. An so he go's on an on an fucking on.

In short had MP's acted like normal people, rather than self serving cunts out to loot the nation of as much cash as possible we would not really give a shit.

Best ignore Roy, he has been spending far to long in the bar again....

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In much the same way as that bovine faced, fat arsed former Home Sec. Jacqui Smith who apologised to The House of Commons, Tony McNulty will have to do the same:

Tony McNulty, the former Labour minister, will be ordered to repay more than £13,000 he claimed in expenses for his parents’ home.

A parliamentary inquiry will also order the MP to make a public apology in the House of Commons.

So what we have in this land is a dual law system. If you steal from your employer or put false/misleading information down on a form for financial gain then you will be hauled in by the police, you could be up before the justices, you could face going to jail.

However as an MP, all you need do is say I'm sorry, what is worse is that he may not even have to do that to us, rather he will be apologising to the other self serving, thieving fuckers in The House of Commons.

There will not be a justice system in this land that is worth a shit until he and at least 200+ other thieving mother-fuckers MP's are behind bars and avoiding the loving embrace of Big Vern in the shower block.

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Oh dear. Time for a career change methinks. What go's through their tiny minds, other than the obvious answers of illegal drugs and not much?

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Well apparently it's time to eat the dog because some bean munching, Grauniad reading loon  who specialise in "sustainability" have calculated the "carbon dogprint" of a pet dog (a middle sized mutt generally), is "twice that of a 4.6-litre Toyota Land Cruiser driven 10,000 kilometres a year".

No doubt we will now have a trade your dog in scheme announced by HM Govt, along with a subsidy on buying a new eco friendly mutt.

Now all they need to do is legalise the dog meat trade and Mr Ho's Korean restaurant is going to make an absolute packet.

Your cat has a marginally smaller carbon footprint than a Volkswagen Golf (both roughly 0.15 hectares), maybe roof rabbit (an old term for cat served up and usually passed off as something else) will make a comeback; after all its all about saving the planet. I am sure there is a catalytic converter joke in there but I really can not be bothered to think one up.

A hamsters has a footprint(rodentprint?) of 0.014 hectares, meaning if you had two it would be about as environmentally dangerous as owning a plasma television? The Romans used to eat dormice so time to translate the old cookery books from Latin.

Kentucky Fried Hamster, finger licking good.

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It doing these tedious adverts for the Post Office, that are on the telly box every five minutes. Still even at his advanced age he is still getting nominations, although he won't like that one.

Anyway here is the annoying advert with some extra's.

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The grafting shiftless wankers that are our elected MP's are complaining about having their perks reduced,
MPs have reacted furiously to plans for a historic crackdown on the Westminster gravy train that will strip them of £20,000 a year in expenses.

They have branded sleaze watchdog Sir Christopher Kelly's proposals to bar MPs who live less than an hour by train from London from claiming a penny in second home allowances 'ludicrous'.

Critics claim the move would mean MPs being forced to commute in the middle of the night, given the sitting hours in the House of Commons.

Under the radical proposals, all other MPs will lose the right to claim mortgage interest on second homes, forcing them into rented accommodation.

The Parliamentary Standards Commissioner will also order MPs to sack any relatives they employ.
However, MPs who 'flipped' their second homes in order to maximise their claims will escape punishment in the expenses review.

Some MPs have said the plans, to be formally unveiled next Wednesday, will 'cause a riot'.

Labour MP Sir Stuart Bell(end), who sits on the Members Estimate Committee, said today that banning MPs within commuting distance of claiming for a second home was 'totally unacceptable'.

Oh dear, the poor MP's might have to travel on the piss smelling tube along with the great unwashed public. That would be the same plebs and proles who's taxes pay for all the MP's perks, who do not get huge expenses that allow them to buy a 2nd home.

I have mentioned Sir Bellend and other self indulgent elected scum like Ann Widicunt before.

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The thought police at BBC Pravda did their best to cover up the quip but thanks to the internet here it is. Found also at We4productions.

Who knows maybe the BBC will realise that they have made themselves look rather silly and decide that a culture of openness and honesty is the best way, they might even release the Balan report into their bias over reporting in the Middle East....Then again maybe not.

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From Nanny Knows Best
I see that Nanny is trying to fiddle with boy scouts again.


This time her fiddling concerns the annual jamboree of around 10,000 scouts from around the world, a highlight of the scout calendar.


The event, despite being held for the last 90 years, is likely to suffer from Nanny's new laws regarding the interaction of adults with children.


Nanny now requires that adults who seek to interact with children register their details for background checks etc.


All very well, maybe, except for a small problem wrt the annual jamboree; there are 2,000 volunteers who help out at this event.


At £64 per head this amounts to a nice £128K potential money earner for Nanny. Doubtless she is licking her thin, sallow, lifeless, blood drained lips at the prospect!

However did we manage before the state was there to stick its huge beak into every aspect of our lives. We can't let people give up their time and help out, just in case of them is an evil paedophile; the bogey man of the 21st Century.

The bizarre idea that the New Labour state has is that evil child abusers will be caught by the register and all the nice folk will pay up and all will be well with the world.

After all, people who have been checked out by the state and allowed to work with kids will never turn out to be child abusers. Oh hang on, they have. The woman had been checked by the state in order to take her job in the first place.

Defeats the point in vetting people before they are allowed to work with kids really. Still lets not let inconvenient facts get in the way of state paperwork, forms and regulations.

Besides fear of the bogeyman keeps the plebs in line.

Update: some more mindless fear and paranoia here as even parents are not allowed to watch their kids in the playground in case they are pedo's. Never mind that Vanessa George was in charge of children, had been vetted by the state, that no amount of forms, paperwork and certificates can guarantee 100% safety.

All the checks in the world will only catch those already known to the authorities, not people who have no criminal record. 

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Ah right, yes I remember now that vanished along with our vote on Europe.

Any evidence of MI5 and MI6 involvement in the rendition and torture of Britons now seeking damages must be heard behind closed doors, the government told the high court today.

In a move with profound implications for how the security and intelligence agencies can be held to account, ministers want the evidence to be withheld from the victims of illegal activities and their lawyers.

Blah blah blah. As Labour ministers say whenever they want to get draconian on us: nothing to fear, nothing to hide....

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The news is here. Here is hoping he has a miserable time in an Italian prison and wakes up each day feeling like he has been fucked by a train; which is a likely possibility.

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Right, how does a company manage to seriously fuck off a customer who has already fucked off and in a polite but firm way told them to piss off and taken his business elsewhere?

Well for that one you need to work for Shat West. I was in town when the phone went, one of those number withheld calls. So I picked up and some women introduced herself as being from their customer care department. I use customer care in rather loose term of the word.

Anyway she asked a few questions to confirm my ID and we had a chat about the complaint that I had put in. Now to be honest, I really could not be bothered and quickly explained that it was a bit pointless as I had closed my account, moved on and pointed out that the opportunity to apologise and make amends in any real meaningful way had gone.

Now to give the lady her due she was very polite and could not apologise enough over the fact that they had not gotten back to me in time (I put the complaint in on a Tuesday and e-mailed them advising that had I heard nothing back I would be closing my account on Friday, which I did) and that all the staff I had spoken on that Tuesday to had been less than helpful.

I also pointed out that a lot of their staff needed training on being able to make decisions and proper use of tone and inflection when dealing with customers.

Well its all going fine, she is apologising to an upset former customer, I am accepting apology all well an good; then she throws the fucking spanner in the works. As I explain that my main reason for closing the account was their attempt to bum rape me with £60+ quid in charges for going a few shekels over drawn, she points out that in fact the charges were higher than the £60 odd quid.

Please explain says I.

So she does, pointing out that there were the two charges that I knew about, one I managed to get written off that day and the other was due to be imposed at the end of October; which I also knew about. Then she points out that there was a fee on the account and as I was overdrawn extra charges had been imposed on that bringing the total upto £108 fucking quid. None of which had been explained to myself at any point prior to this call.

Now, yes they had all be written off as I had closed the account but still it managed to piss me off.

I know as I closed the account that is a bit of a non point, but as was made clear through talking to the lady from customer care had I not closed the account I would have been fiscally buggered for all that, minus the one charge for £38 quid odd I had managed to get written off after complaining as a "good will gesture" on the Tuesday.

So I asked her, that if the account was open how would I proceed about get those charges removed?

You can't she points out, unless you go through claiming them back she points out. Even then it might take months, if ever.

Right says I, so explain to me why I should have kept my account open with yourselves to be charged that amount which I consider unfair asks I? And does it not make sense for a customer facing lots of charges like I was to close the account and cost them more money in the long term through lost business.

By now even she agreed that closing my account and not being fucked for £108 notes of my hard earned cash, was a better option than staying with a bank that has the slogan "helpful banking" and being ass raped for that amount.

After a pause she asked if I wanted to proceed with the complaint, so I pointed out that I would be doing what I had already and which I had also advised them and putting the complaint up on line for the world to read.

She did not know anything about that, nice to see customer care keep notes on conversations and e-mails.

At which point I said if she wanted any further info, she could read about it online and terminated the call.

Wankers, utter inept wankers.

Next stop the banking ombudsman, not that I want so much as a bent copper coin off the bastards but purely for the point that there service is just so sodding poor it needs to go forward. Oh there also the little fact that a case when it go's to the ombudsman costs the bank £500.

A pyrrhic victory but a victory none the less. They charge me £108 okay, in real terms it worked to be nothing due to my fucking the fuck off and I will end up costing them £500 notes.

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I hope the thieving pikey slag fucking dies 2 seconds after getting the money.

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If you are robbed, attacked, raped or otherwise have your person and/or property attacked; no matter what do not attempt to defend your chattels or person else we shall charge you with murder.

No matter what the elected cunts, er MP's talk about your right to defend yourself and your property, they will do nothing and hang you out to dry.

That is all. Know your place, you are victims, you shall remain victims, you have no rights.

**On a private note I hope the feral little cunt who died suffered extreme fucking agony on his way out and I hope if there is an afterlife the cunt suffers an eternity of pain and misery.

Oh and should I ever pass his grave I would consider it a great pleasure to empty my bladder over it.

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Well don't know how I missed this hoon for so long, but Gerry is first of in need of a nomination here.

Gerry who boasts that the mad idea of giving convicts the keys to their own cells was in the interests of inmates’ rehabilitation and “decency”. Yes seriously, he said that without pissing his pants laughing. Which clashes with what one Gerry Sutcliffe MP, Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport, said in a talk about community pubs.

“In many cases, customers are put off going to pubs in town centres, for example, because of the violence that takes place”.

So is Gerry admitting there, that despite rehabilitation in the penal system by giving lags their own keys, that town and city centres have become no-go areas?

Mind when it comes to covering up the graft and sleaze of MP's, then Gerry is there to support a private members bill to do just that. It therefore comes as no great surprise that he also supported keeping the 2nd/3rd/4th and duck island allowance for MP's,

He also voted for the lock people up on the bugger all evidence 42 days lock up a darkie bill.

Now I mentioned some of Gerry's expenses in passing here, where I mentioned that he claimed £3,790 for fitted bedroom, £2,616 for new gutters and sofit boards, and £1,745 for two sofas. So I thought I would take a look at his additional allowances(PDF)

Gerry loves the free food allowance often tucking in for the full £400 a month that we give him, yes a humble starving MP on a pittance of £64 grand a year. Oh how does the poor waif survive?

That old chestnut of "cleaning" comes up again, what is it with MP's are they unable to work out how to switch on a fucking hoover and push it around the office?

Council tax, workers on £200 a week have to pay it, yet Gerry claims it back off of us. How very champagne socialist of him.

Plus his other utilities like gas and electric, all claimed back off of us; don't worry this poor starving MP has been bailed out by the taxpayers.

We even paid his telly licence for him, so he could watch TV. Oh and dry cleaning bills, also covered by us taxpayers. Best of all his home insurance, we paid it for him a total of £292.95p.

But Gerry worried about the vast sums of cash wasted by MP's on expenses decided to save some cash and so voted against letting the Gurkha's settle in the UK. A vote that was thankfully defeated.

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Whilst Labour have the police targeting the public for bin crimes, stepping on the cracks in the pavement or "looking at me in a funny way" and hauling up otherwise law abiding citizens before the justices for petty offences, if offences they are in any real meaning of the word; real crime is rising and rather than tackle that this worthless shower of shit keeps on pumping out more shit regulations on stuff like bins.

This is a government has created a new crime/regulation for every day it has been in power near enough.

Yet real crime, thanks to Labour is soaring ever upwards. Gun crime has almost doubled since Labour came to power as a culture of extreme gang violence has taken hold.

Mind I wonder how many of these gangs and criminals that are quite happy to shoot anyone who gets in their way are new arrivals, the 50% increase in immigrants that has occurred since a secret Government immigration policy document was written.

This allegedly claimed mass immigration would make Britain more multicultural and allow Labour to portray the Tories as racists. Speaking in the Commons yesterday, Shadow Home Secretary Chris Grayling said it would be 'utterly disgraceful' for ministers to base immigration policy on party politics.

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In an interview with The Times, Lord Stern of Brentford said: 

“Meat is a wasteful use of water and creates a lot of greenhouse gases. It puts enormous pressure on the world’s resources. A vegetarian diet is better."

Blah blah blah. Harden the fuck up Stern.

Look here is a solution for you. First Lord Stern if he is that worried should kill himself, therefore reducing the carbon arseprint he produces.Lastly his global warming shyte is unproven and based on piss poor science.

Stern, another new age, tree hugging tofu munching lentil worrier; bejesus you just know he is the sort of whiny cock that does that pathetic hacking sound and frantic arm waving shyte if someone if produces a fag packet within a light year of him.

Now when I hear this sort of eco bollocks, you know its got to come from a loon and as he is Brown's eco czar I can't help but wonder if he has been helping himself to Gordon's happy pills?

I wonder if this cunt has been fiddling his expenses? Not accusing him just asking the question is all, after all these peers are as bad as MP's...

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You know how it go's a four hour lunch then the bastard of a boss tells you that the story is overdue and you have to get it finished in the next hour.

So you scour the interweb and see a bit you can use, a quick copy an paste an its job done. Simple, who the hell is ever going to know? So the lazy hack then can get back to the important things like ordering his/her fourteenth double brandy before doing a story tomorrow on how shocking "binge drinking" is destroying the moral fabric of the youth.

I mean its not like anyone is going to complain? An so over to Rab:

This time the Sunday Mail saw fit to lift part of my 'Blatant racism at the BBC' post and insert it into this article.

It must be very simple to be a tabloid journalist these days. The wonder of google makes the cobbling together of stories easy and quick.

However, I would like to point out this and in particular the following part,

Non-Commercial. You may not use this work for commercial purposes.

Yes, I know that in legal terms it really means nothing. But here in the blogosphere we have a few unwritten rules/understandings. Any blogger can lift anything from any other site and use it provided an acknowledgement is used.

The fact that a newspaper lifted and printed my words, to help it make money, sticks in my throat a bit. Even an E mail from them beforehand would have been nice and I probably wouldn't have bothered provided it was used within context.

I wonder if the hack will be contacting Rab when he/she sobers up in the morning?

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From Gigits. And so its time for a Halloween monster clip, sometimes the monsters are real.

cyclops monster
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From Pavlov's Cat, this has got to be a classic bad day.

A gambler thought he had won £170,000 on a flutter on the horses – until he realised he had forgotten to actually make the bet.

The 48-year-old hotelier celebrated in his local bookies as his first horse, Tres Amigos, passed the winning post.

But then confused BetFred manager Darren Baxter asked why he was so happy and Mr Harper found the slip in his pocket and had to watch as every horse he had bet on came in.

Man, that has got to be a pisser.

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If like this chap you attend a protest, then be prepared to be stopped and given lots of state harassment:

Another protester, an IT manager who only wants to be known as John for fear of police retribution, said he was stopped more than 25 times in two and half years after a “protester” marker was placed against his Mercedes SUV. 

He said police were giving him inconsistent explanations for the stops.

“I heard every excuse under the sun: ‘We’ve heard reports of suspicious vehicles in the area’ or ‘We’re keeping an eye on high value vehicles moving through the area,’” he said. “One or two officers would be a bit more honest and say: ‘Your number plate has flagged up on our system, we don’t know why.’ This was happening all over the country.”

He finally decided to complain after a police armed response unit stopped him during an evening out with his wife in March 2008.

Documents revealed a marker “requiring stop checks” had been placed on his car by Lancashire police in 2006 after he attended a protest, described by the local paper as “peaceful”, against duck and pheasant shoot near Preston.

Now far be from me to work out or question the police reasoning and logic for this, but he hardly seems like a threat to the state. He objects to shooting and go's about his lawful business in expressing his displeasure, no laws as far as I can see have been broken.


So why bother wasting both his time and that of the police in stopping him. Its not as if we are short of home grown jihadists/loons and organised criminals who are actually planning crimes and so deserving of a bit of police surveillance. 


Hat tip to NO2ID.

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Liam Byrne an odious little New Labour cockwaving underpant sniffer, has been on the telly box bleating on about the evil baby eating Tories. Claiming that despite his party fucking the economy, it will be worse under someone else.

Still this is the hoon who claimed that crime was at an all time low back in March. "Crime was at the lowest since records began" he claimed. Really? Well this shows the lie to his words as does this.

Although he knows a fair bit about breaking the law having been fined for using a mobile whilst driving.

He once told a parliamentary committee that the most dangerous drivers were "serial potential killers" and said he was "shocked" at the leniency of sentences handed down to them.

He received only a fine, so another "serial potential killer" back at work in the House of Commons.

He has also been caught up in the expenses saga. Talking of which a quick look at his expenses his addition cost allowance has some points of interest(PDF). First up as a highly paid minister he thinks its good form to claim back his water bill, remember taxes and utilities are just for little people to pay not important MP's.

Then he claims back admin fees(£105.75), costs for a letting agent(£1800) and the MP's food allowance of £400 a month. Another £48.42 in bed linen, a vital resource for an MP I am sure.

Gas and electric are also free for him, after all your happy to pay right? Well tough shit he charged it to you.

Oh and next time your paying - or struggling to pay -your council tax, he claims his back off you as well.

Same for the TV license, you pay for yours and his.

Liam also voted against letting the Gurkha's settle here in the UK. a Bill that was thankfully defeated, maybe he was worried there would not be enough cash to cover his expenses?

Liam it is claimed is a minister who wants plain speaking!

He is the Cabinet enforcer who demands his espresso at 3pm on the dot and orders his officials to speak in plain English just as they would 'in the pub'.

How about this? Liam your a cunt.

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Ministers are being accused of planning to snoop into citizens' private lives in the most intrusive national census ever carried out.
The 2011 survey will demand to know how many bedrooms there are in homes and detailed information about any 'overnight visitors'.
Other new questions include how well respondents can speak English, what kind of central heating they have installed, whether they have a second home, how they define their national identity and whether they are in civil partnerships.
The Conservatives said the attempt to find out sleeping arrangements was particularly objectionable.
The demand for the number of bedrooms in each home, coupled with a requirement to give the name, sex, date of birth and address of any overnight visitors, amounted to 'bedroom snooping', they said.
Tory Cabinet Office spokesman Nick Hurd said: 'An increasingly invasive and intrusive census will erode public support, cost more and result in a less accurate survey.
'Just because the Government has the legal powers to ask these questions does not give the state the licence to ask anything they want.
'These bedroom snoopers are yet another sign of how the Labour Government has no respect for the privacy of law-abiding citizens.'
Yet another sign of the do nothing, snooper state party treating the populace as suspects to be watched.

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Apparently the expenses fiddling MP for Cardiff celebrated his 50th birthday the other day, so having been informed of that fact via my local MP's webshyte; I thought it was time to take another look at Brennon.

An MP who sees his role as I mentioned before in bending the good voters over and fiscally raping them for expenses. But aside from a Toshiba TV, he thinks that you are there to provide him with £18 on ceramic kitchenware(including a bread bin which is vital for every MP in order to carry out their duties), £293 quid on carpets for his abode. £1028 on solicitors fees and over 10 grand in stamp duties. Best of all, all that was for one month: Take a look(PDF).

He claims his water bill back, after all utility bills are just for little people and he is far to impotent, sorry important to be paying that.

On top of that he claims cleaning at £64 a month and his council tax back. Oh and enjoys free food at our expense thanks to the lovely MP food allowance of £400 a month.

But lets have a look back at his previous hcost allowance and in just one month we pay for this lot:
 Hi mortgage interest, food £350, cleaning £64 as well as a whole raft of other expenses totalling £1375 quid. Most amusing is in that, he charges us for a hoover. So we get charged to clean his office and pay for the hoover as well, is the man unable to push it about the office?

Oh and a toaster, cost £19.50p, after all an MP must have his toast of a morning!

Best of all is the repairs to his bedroom window and bathroom he claimed back, do MP's not have home insurance? One has to ask quite why we pay MP's a wage of £64 grand a year when they claim anything and everything back off of us?

Another £42 quid on a shelving unit and another £25 quid on household items. The previous month he charged us yet another £25 for more household items. In fact there are quite a few months where the items all come to £25 quid, strange that? Maybe he could explain...

In Kevin's world there is lots of taxpayers cash for expenses for himself, yet he votes against letting Gurkha's settle here in the UK. Maybe he was worried about the costs?

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Its been a little while since I commented on my loony MP, but he has come up with a classic today.

He has this to say on a local councillor:

"What will Peter Davies do next to embarrass the city? In everyway, he is beyond a joke."

WTF? Paul Flynn calling anyone, an I mean anyone a joke is a serious jaw dropping statement.

This from a man who jokes about farmers suicides, claims we need tsunami defences, fights an unwinnable libel case an then charges us for the legal costs. Oh and I nearly forgot, who bangs on about free speech yet has censorship on his website to rival Pravda in Soviet days.

Just try putting a comment on giving criticism of Flynn to see what I mean.

He is not in a position to call an annual meeting of clowns a joke. Still it did give me a laugh.

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Chris "underpants" Bryant the MP for "Cum" Rhonda is in the The Sunday Telegraph claiming that the Conservative Party is ‘living in cloud cuckoo land’ by virtue of their continuing opposition to the European Constitution (aka the Lisbon Treaty).

Strange, was it not his own vile fascist party that as an election promise promised the plebs a vote on Europe then decided not to give them one once they had been elected.

Still this is the shifty grasping, money stealing cunny that changed his 2nd taxpayer funded home twice to steal £20,000 of our money. The full story is here".. 


Chris Bryant, the MP for Rhondda, has split more than £92,000 of expenses between three properties in Wales and London in the past five years.

In 2004, he attempted to claim £58,000 to overhaul his second home in Porth, Wales, after allegedly complaining that most properties in his constituency were "terrace or mine owners' houses"

In April 2005, he flipped his expenses to his flat in west London, which he bought for £400,000 in April 2002. He claimed £630 a month for mortgage interest, along with other bills. After claiming more than £3,600 over three months, he sold the flat in July 2005 for £477,000.

Mr Bryant used his profits to buy a more expensive flat in west London, which was valued at £670,000. He immediately flipped his second home expenses there.

He claimed almost £6,400 in stamp duty, legal fees and mortgage fees incurred in the purchase. He then began claiming interest of £1,000 a month on the mortgage. He also claimed a further £6,000 a year for the flat's service charge and ground rent.

In all, he has claimed a total of £92,415 in second home expenses since 2004. Enough money for several new pairs of underpants!

For those who do not know, the photograph of Mr Bryant in his underpants(inset), is one he had posted to a gay dating website, and has been published in newspapers.
Some previous posts on the Minister for underpants, here, here, here, here and here

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The filth in the House of Commons, that laughingly call themselves MP's are planning on a little ploy to get around the planned tightening of rules on expenses.

Currently an MP can employ their wife for a cushy taxpayer funded salary as some sort of assistant; they don't actually have to do any real work other than maybe answering the phone now and then and even the most inbred dribbling retard of an MP's wife can land a stinking great salary on top of what hubby steals from the taxpayer.

Best laugh is that we pay for them, no matter how fucking poor the MP's service to the voters is, well now this perk is threatened the scum are planning on doing a wife swap.

The wives, husbands and other family members currently employed at the tax-payers' expense plan to apply for jobs with other MPs as a way of dodging the guidelines expected to be recommended by Sir Christopher Kelly next month.

Sir Christopher, the chairman of the committee on standards in public life, has been tasked with drawing up tough new rules to stop MPs abusing their allowances and expenses after the Daily Telegraph exposed widespread wrong-doing earlier this year.

Scum, pure filth each and every one of them.

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From Old Holborn

Thanks Labour, thanks a bunch for flooding the land with millions of migrants since 1997, thanks for attempting a scorched earth policy with regards our culture and especially a heart felt thanks for turning into victims of the people you brought in to colonise our land.

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Another you could not make it up story:
A GANG of convicted terrorists who plotted to kidnap and behead a British Muslim soldier are back on the streets of Birmingham after being released early from jail.
Hamid Elasmar, from Edgbaston, Zahoor Iqbal, from Kingstanding, and Mohammed Irfan, from Ward End, were all caged less than two years ago.
They had been jailed for between three and seven years after helping to plan the kidnap of a squaddie on Broad Street and behead him “like a pig” in a lock-up garage.
But the men have now been released early for good behaviour.
Parviz Khan, 39, from Alum Rock, is serving 14 years after being jailed last January for masterminding the attempted killing.
Dr Mohammed Naseem, chairman of Birmingham Central Mosque, said he hoped to visit the terror convicts next week to question them about their warped crime.
“If they have planned something like this then they are in the wrong about their Islamic obligations and we would want to re-educate them,” he said.
‘‘We want to understand these men and if the Government wants to tackle terrorism, it should be working more with the community.”
Zahoor Iqbal, 32, was jailed for seven years in February 2008 after he admitted helping Parvis Khan supply equipment – including night vision goggles and bug sweeping devices – and £12,000 to militants in Pakistan for terrorist activities.
The trial judge said Iqbal, who taught part-time at Saltley School, Bordesley Green, “believed he had an obligation to jihad’’.
The amateur cricketer, dubbed “the Terminator” by team-mates at Solihull & Blossomfield Cricket Club, was arrested at his £150,000 home in February 2007.
Elasmar, 46, was jailed for three years and four months last February after pleading guilty to assisting the terror cell. He was freed after serving just FIVE months and is now living on housing benefits in a flat near to Edgbaston Cricket Ground.
Despite his terror conviction, the Morocco-born extremist has not been deported as he has British National status gained when he married his English ex-wife.
During the gang’s trial the court heard how two weeks prior to their arrest they met at Elasmar’s council flat to plot the release of video footage of the planned execution to a terrorist website.
And a security services bug installed in Khan’s home had recorded him telling Elasmar that he intended to parade the dead soldier’s head on a pole.
Khan said: “We give the judgment... we’ll then cut it off like you cut a pig, man.
“Then you put it on a stick. Then we throw the body, burn it, send the video.”
Mohammed Irfan, 33, was jailed for four years after pleading guilty to engaging in conduct with the intention of assisting in the commission of acts of terrorism, namely helping Khan to supply equipment to Pakistan.
His modest terraced home was raided by counter terrorism cops after he took part in discussions about how to kidnap a soldier for their evil plot.
Irfan admitted assisting Khan in supplying equipment to foreign fighters and, when the plot mastermind made his final trip to Pakistan before the gang was arrested, Irfan was seen on CCTV helping him at the airport.
When the Sunday Mercury called at Irfan’s home, we were told by a housemate that he was back living in Ward End, but was working and would not be home for a week.
A fourth accomplice, Basiru Gassama, 32, formerly of Hodge Hill, Birmingham, has also been released after serving less than 18 months for failing to disclose information about the plot.
His role was to identify a Gambian Muslim soldier in the British army who could be lured to the Broad Street area of Birmingham with the promise of drugs, drink and women.
Gassama left the Midlands after his release and is believed to be living in South East England.
The four terrorists remain on a Bank of England watchlist restricting their bank accounts, freezing their assets and imposing caps on any financial transactions.
This is in order to prevent them using funds to supply overseas terror organisations in the future.

New Labour "justice" in action folks.

I doubt very much if a few non moslems had planned to behead a moslem they would be released for "good behaviour" in such a short time; still as happens so often these days its one rule for us and another for the "ethnic minorities"...

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