Islam & Animal Sex

** Thanks to the wonderful Rottwieler Puppy for the link on this one. This stuff is so strange you just could not make it up.

Islamic Teachings on sex with animals:

"The meat of horses, mules, or donkeys is not recommended. It is strictly forbidden if the animal was sodomized while alive by a man. In that case, the animal must be taken outside the city and sold."

Editor's notes: I wonder if it is OK to sodomize a dead animal? What happens if the buyer brings the poor animal back into the city?

"If one commits an act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed as quickly as possible and burned, and the price of it paid to its owner by him who sodomized it."

Editor's note: The poor animal first is sodomized and then killed and burned. What an Islamic justice towards animals? Where are the animal rights groups?

"It is forbidden to consume the excrement of animals or their nasal secretions. But if such are mixed in minute proportions into other foods their consumption is not forbidden."

"If a man (God protect him from it!) fornicates with an animal and ejaculates, ablution is necessary."

Editor's note: It does not say who should have ablution: the animal or the man? ** Still not going to "bleat" on about that anymore. Makes me glad I live in a nation where the courts still take a dim view of that, well until Tony allows Sharia law to come into the UK. If he gets another term you can bet its going to happen.

Onto other things, landed a job at last, start Monday. Bloody typical that I had nothing for the first two weeks then a few offers all came along at the same time - doing long hours so the updates will be every two/three days from now on, rather than bits each and every day. The last few weeks have been a bit of a fucker to be fair, had a load of crap thrown at me in my last job - my phone and mp3 player were stolen and the management gave not a damn, add to that the total lack of interest with regard to back stabbing going on in the work place (several snide and bitchey e-mails being pinged about the works) and piss poor conditions in general. Worst part was the fact that until I was in my 6th week out on the floor I never even saw or spoke to my line manager, despite my asking to see him on a few occasions. - and so I walked out and unlike the illegal migrants and islamonazis like Omar "Camel Shagger" Bakri I never claimed a penny off the state. Knew it was going to be hard this close to Christmas but I won in the end.

Stuck the Paypal begging bowl up on the side bar and thanks to the people who helped out, as I jokingly said at the time "So if everyone sends me just £1.00, and theres about 6 billion people on the planet that will sort my problems out in no time at all" Now onto other things... Donations are always welcome by the way even now :-)

Oh getting back to a query I had on why I have a real dislike for the ruling Labour party I had to point out the flaws in our 2 local MP's both Labour by the way. The first Paul Flynn has recently been found guilty of libel and he lacks the honour to do the decent thing and resign from the job so an honest person can represent the people of Newport. I mean think about it, he is found guily of spouting untrue statements and has to pay damages as well and the mans ego is so huge he doesn't think of resigning for a moment. So we now have a convicted liar in the commons representing our interests. ** And the politicians wonder why so many people dont bother to vote... (oh this has been mailed to MP Paul Flynn by the way)

His apology:
Recently Paul Flynn was involved in a libel case where he made comments about an endowment pensions company, the result of which he had to pay out damages. He was sued after he posted an attack on such companies on his website, claiming they were out to "re-rob" the victims of endowment mis-selling by dishonestly over-charging them for their services.
But he made the mistake of referring to well-regarded company Endowment Justice Ltd, which represents mis-selling victims on a "no-win, no-fee" basis. The company and its directors sued and at London's High Court Mr Flynn made a public apology for the "unjustified attack" on the claimants' integrity.
The MP as part of the settlement put the following statement on his website: On this website in February this year, I made certain statements referring to Endowment Justice Limited, one of the companies which offers assistance in obtaining compensation for those people who were mis-sold endowment policies. I have been campaigning against companies providing professional services in relation to endowment policy compensation claims, but my facts about Endowment Justice were incorrect. As a result, I wrongly accused the company and its directors Nick Keca, Marianne Fitzjohn and Graeme Webber of having previously mis-sold endowment policies and now dishonestly overcharging those self-same victims to help them obtain compensation. I am happy to clarify that neither Endowment Justice Ltd or any of its directors were ever involved in any aspect of endowment policy selling. It was therefore false and unfair to suggest that they had profited from the historic mis-selling of endowment policies. I was also incorrect in stating that Endowment Justice, which offers its services in recovering compensation on a “no-win, no-fee” basis, could charge its customers up to 40% of any compensation gained. Endowment Justice in fact charge customers 17.5% plus VAT or 22.5% plus VAT of any compensation gained. I was wrong to give the unintended impression that the company or its directors acts in any way improperly or unlawfully in providing services to those seeking compensation for endowment policy mis-selling. I would like to apologise to Endowment Justice for my allegations, and to Mr. Keca, Ms. Fitzjohn and Mr. Webber for any embarrassment or distress caused by my false remarks..

Now I nearly forgot our other MP Jessica Morden, and thats quite apt as she seems to have forgotten the voters of Newport. Her lack of appearances in the house shows a desire to take the pay without doing the work she is paid for. Also lets not forget that we have in selecting her picked a political lightweight, after all she mentioned in her maiden speech to the house the Chav band GLC.

The news on the commie run BBC has been bleating on about secret CIA flights carrying terrorist untermenchen and how bad it is. They have had lots of soundbites from the moonbat Shami Chakrabarti who runs the terrorist hugger support group Liberty.

Then the Law Lords as ever out of touch with reality said that if torture is used the evidence in a case can not be used in a British court, so you can bet that every islamonazi from Capt. Hook in Bellmarsh prison on, will be bleating to their bottom feeding lawyers that they have been tortured.

The bizarre thing about this was just after terrorist lover Chakrabarti was on the tv, the BBC then ran a bit on the western hostages in Iraq and showed them blindfolded and chained up, whilst being forced to parade for a video in jump suits. (Oh and I nearly forgot to mention that they had guns pointed at them as well.) Now that is torture and yet the complaints about that from the looney left on this are non existant. I wonder if any of them will think its torture when they get their heads cut off, or does torture only count when its carried out by the West?

** Well enough of the heavy stuff on torture, hear is a cool cartoon from the brilliant Drybones blog...

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