Bob Mugabe - Foiled British invasion?

Zimbabwe has said it had deployed troops to combat a possible British "invasion" and accused Gordon Brown of trying to assassinate key members of the regime.

**Aye, an is that a pig I spot a flying overhead there...

George Charamba, President Robert Mugabe's spokesman, added that only Britain's fear of the firepower of Mr Mugabe's forces had averted the invasion.
Er, yeah right.

His remarks follow the disclosure that Tony Blair discussed a military intervention in Zimbabwe with General Sir Charles Guthrie, who served as chief of the defence staff between 1997 and 2001 and was later ennobled.

Lord Guthrie said that his advice to the former Prime Minister was "hold hard, you'll make it worse".

Mr Charamba said: "The Government was aware of the plans and the president made reference to the British sinister motives on several occasions. A defence plan... is still in operation."

State press added that Zimbabwe had managed to deter the British attack because of the combat power of its army, drawn "from the finest elements of different military traditions".
**Last time I heard something that unbelievable it was a Gordon Brown talking about British jobs for British workers.

In fact, hyperinflation has left the regime unable to feed its troops, let alone deploy them in battle.

One pilot who fled to South Africa told how Zimbabwe's once mighty air force is all but grounded, and its pilots are starving.

**A think a few hundred members of the Salvation Army Brass band could clear out Bob and his socialist hangers on in just a few hours.
Just stick to banning price rises Bob

And here is where ol socialist Bob lives

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