Sony announce tribute.....Jeremy Beadle dead.

And some jokes from Sickipedia:

Jeremy Beadle was having a wank and thought to himself, "my cock's a bit small, but on the other hand its fuckin' massive!"

Why did Jeremy Beadle lose at poker?

Because he had a crap hand.


What do Jeremy Beadle and a clock face have in common?
One big hand, one little hand and neither one can make it past 59!!!

What with the pneumonia and cancer, you can't help but think life just dealt Jeremy Beadle a bad hand.

Sadly, Jeremy Beadle died on 30/1/08 aged 59. Over the years, he had a small hand in raising over £14 million for charity. Imagine how much more he would have raised if he'd used the other.

Jeremy Beadles Funeral will be held tomorrow...........
A small finger Buffet will be available afterwards.

Jeremy Beadle would still be alive today if only he could of got the lid off of his tablets

After Beadle's the cremation his ashes will be spread on his vegetable plot - there will be a notice there "Watch out Beadle's a Sprout"

Okay, stop it with the Jeremy Beadle jokes. They're getting out of hand.

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