Gordon makes calls, I dare him to call me.

Been meaning to run with this one for a while.

So our mono policies, mono eyed, mono bloody world view PM is cold calling members of the public. Well aside from the fact that when ever people cold call to sell you something you know that they want you to put your hand in your pocket, they always call at the worst possible time as well.

Anyway back to Gordon, so think you can win me over ey Gordon? Think you can convince me that you and the worthless shower of scum in government are worthy of my vote? Well come on then bottler. There's a challenge for you, forget the 10p tax fiasco, forget the cancer patients dying for daring to purchase drugs outside the NHS, forget the OAPs on fixed pensions abroad, hell forget the poorly equipped armed forces even - and yes you do forget them all - try to convert me.

Hell screw it here is the deal, you offer me say 50 grand a snip compared to some of your other fuck up and the vote is yours. Actually we shall haggle, knowing your fiscal skills I think I shall soon be up to about the 5 billion mark, or near whatever it was when you pissed away our gold reserves.

Call me about 1PM when I get some free time.

07913952884

Unless your busy chewing your nails, quivering in fear or hiding from the nasty Tories. Oh ask for Paul I hide not, I shall leave the bottling to you Gordon....

**Update Gordon bottled it.

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