A bright object in the sky... that’ll be the moon

Jesus Wept. How the fucking hell do some people manage to breath?

I swear to God, this dumbfuck calls the police because he sees a mysterious object and PC plod has to point out that it is the fucking moon.

POLICE dispatched to a 999 emergency reporting a “bright stationary object” above a caller’s house soon solved the mystery – when they discovered it was the moon.

South Wales Police today released the recording of the astonishing emergency call, and subsequent two-way police radio conversation, in a bid to clamp down on unnecessary emergency calls.

The recording runs as follows. Police have not revealed the identity of the caller except to say he was from the South Wales Valleys:

Control Room: “South Wales Police, what’s your emergency?”

Caller: “It’s not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there’s a bright stationary object.”

Control room: “Right.”

Caller: “If you’ve got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is? It’s been there at least half an hour and it’s still there.”

Control: “It’s been there for half an hour. Right. Is it actually on the mountain or in the sky?”

Caller: “It’s in the air.”

Control: “I will send someone up there now to check it out.”

Caller: “OK.”

A few minutes later, all became clear in the following exchange between the control room and the police officer sent to the scene.

Control: “Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?”

Officer: “Yes, it’s the moon. Over.”

Go to the site at the link above and listen to the recording. All I can say is that I am now glad that our police are not armed for the sake of the fuckwit involved, as had I been the PC called out: the call would have ended with the sound of my weapon increasing the collective IQ of the human race with my bullet capping his ass, as the movies put it these days....

Best part is the operator says "South Wales Police, what’s your emergency?" and Mr Fuckwit replies "It’s not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there’s a bright stationary object.” - Charge him with being a stupid cunt.

So dumb I bet he votes Labour....

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