Howard Scrotum, sorry Rt Hon. Howard Stoate MP to fuck the fuck off.

I covered this grasping hoon once before and now the grafting MP has announced he is standing down as an MP, although he says bugger all about his graft an sleaze.

He claimed a total of £55,836 in second home allowances in four years, while having no rent or mortgage to pay.

More than £1,000 of the money was spent in B&Q, the DIY retailer, and hundreds more in other home supply stores such as Focus. Dr Stoate spent £4,520 on Everest replacement windows.

Between 2005 and 2008, Dr Stoate made claims for materials including paint, timber, pipes, shelves, sandpaper, dust sheets and cabling.

Almost all the receipts included in his expense claim are from stores near his constituency home in Dartford, Kent. One B&Q receipt, submitted in 2005, included £5.14 for MDF, £5.96 for stripwood, £24.76 for loft insulation, £8.23 for ready-made plaster, £2.78 for a hinge and £1.30 for a washer.

Two days later, at the same store, Dr Stoate bought a tin of undercoat for £4.98, Dulux gloss paint for £8.28, £4.48 wood stain, a cabinet knob for £2.98 and adhesive for £4.48. Another claim for a B&Q receipt in 2007 included £13.98 for a ball valve, 98p for assorted screws, £4.96 for two tap connectors and £15.78 for three lengths of 15mm tubing.

It would appear that the local paper, The Dartfordtimes also has some choice words on this MP. He also voted to stick two fingers up at the Gurkhas.

See ya around Mr Scrotum, now fuck the fuck off an don't let the door slam shut on ya grafting champagne socialist arse on the way out....

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