On your way to work today?

Well spare a thought for the hard working Rt. Hon. MP's.

Tired and worn out from fiddling their expenses, exhausted from failing in covering up all their perks they now have 82 days off.

Oh and what better way to relax than a taxpayer funded trip to Fiji.

An island-hopping 16-day trip to Fiji is the highlight of a packed itinerary of jaunts being arranged over the summer by members of the Commonwealth Parliamentary Association (CPA).

Five MPs and two peers will take £3,400 business-class flights to exotic spots around the region.

So whilst you struggle to work in a piss stained train, soaked by yet more fucking rain that Francis Wilson missed on the weather forcast these fuckers are getting their knobs sucked by a rentboy in Fiji.

**The rentboy will be called John Lewis so they can stick him on expenses.

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