New Labour lies over immigration.

Whilst the snot munching nokia throwing, overweight banana eating Prime Mentalist claims that the number of illegals, scroungers and assorted jihadist fucknuts is falling; it turns out his figures are wrong.

But it has now emerged Mr Brown's claims were produced by using two completely different sets of statistics which should not be compared. In fact, analysis suggests he is likely to have underestimated the net level of immigration to the UK last year by more than 35,000.

That would make the total figure for 2009 more than 20,000 higher than in the previous 12 months. Sir Andrew Green, chairman of Migrationwatch UK, said Mr Brown's podcast had used 'misleading figures'. He added: 'The net immigration figure for the calendar year 2009 could well show an increase, not a fall. So the PM has got his immigration numbers seriously wrong.'

The controversy stems from a detailed passage in yesterday's podcast - which was itself a response to canvassers reporting deep public unhappiness with Government immigration policies.

Anyway back in the real world even when they do kick them out for being a bit light fingered, they can come back in as easy as anything.

A one-man crimewave from Algeria who has twice been deported from Britain is facing jail after being arrested near one of his favourite hunting grounds.

To the Home Office's huge embarrassment, prolific bag snatcher Hakim Benmakhlouf was detained by police at Heathrow Airport after slipping back into the country.

The father- of-two, who has a string of convictions for stealing from rich tourists at five- star hotels and airports, was confronted by officers after being spotted on CCTV.

The UK Border Agency is to launch an inquiry into how Benmakhlouf, who has 12 aliases, was able to make a mockery of Britain's border controls yet again.

The 28-year-old, was first thrown out in July 2007 when, while serving a three-and-a-half year prison sentence for theft, he was given £3,000 by the Government to be released early and fly home to his native Algeria.

So he carries out crimes, then this worthless shower of shit in Government use more of our money to pay him to fuck off and el-fucking-surprise he comes back for some more light fingered shopping.

I wonder if Gordon will be mentioning that on one of his gurning podcasts, or will the one eyed cunt claim all is well in Soviet Britain?

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