A poem for the religion of peace & something the BBC will never report.

Found this at the dicklist blog, link above. Made me laugh and so enjoy one and all. Added that blog to the sidebar and also a blog thats keeping an eye on the fifth column terrorists of the Msulim council of Great Britain.

T'was the night before Eid in the year six-eleven/
Muhammed the 'prophet' was dreaming of heaven;

Though he had money and women galore/
this rich merchant's heart was yearning for more;

So off to the desert he slowly went/
and sat in a cave 'till his senses were spent;

And late in the evening- maybe half past of eight/
Muhammed freaked out and began to hallucinate;

For down came Allah from heaven on high/
to have a conversation with the lone Arab guy;

"Why do you sit here in this cave in the dark?"/
Demanded Allah, as shrill as a lark;

"Well damn it Allah, maybe you understand/
I can not follow the rules made by man;

I'd rather invent a faith of my own/
so give me some tips or just leave me alone";

"Well then" said Allah brimming with glee/
"I'm glad that you asked for some input from me;

for I am Allah, the most high and most strong/
and since I am god I can never be wrong;

now listen to me, you dumb little prick/
and follow my rules cause that is the trick;

rule number one is most simple and true/
in order to please me thou must kill the jew";

"But why, Allah, do you want me to kill them/
if each human being is one of your children?"

"Never you mind why I do what I do/
If you can be flighty than why can't god too?

my covenant with them is old and it bores me/
and cutting off foreskins truly abhores me;

now listen to me and listen damn well/
for it's the job of each Muslim to kill infidels;

smite them and boil them and cut off their heads/
dismember thier parents; rape their wives in their beds;

slaughter their livestock and murder thier children/
blow yourself up and fly planes to their buildings;

do all of these things and you'll go straight to heaven/
are you writing this down? It's ten past eleven...";

"Surely, Allah, I'm getting this down/
but why did you tell me when no one's around?;

for some think I'm crazy; they'll never believe me/
and killing those people will never be easy;

why don't you come down at the noon of the day/
and guide the poor infidel to the right way?";

"Forget it" said Allah "this is more entertaining/
I work hard on my plans and I'm through explaining";

"But what about Jesus, he said not to fight/
are you tryin' to tell me he just wasn't right?

why do you give us contradictory laws?"/
"STOP IT RIGHT NOW, KID- you're pissing me off!;

I came down to your cave and did you a solid/
I gave you my rules and I filled you with knowledge;

Such as when martyrs die, its virgins all night/
'cause in paradise, we likes bitches tight;

Now I let you invent a faith all your own/
so go conquer Mecca and burn down their homes;

jack up those fuckers and steal all thier shit/
hijack thier camel and make love to their bitch;

and if anyone asks, you say 'Allah sent me'/
'now shut your mouth, bitch, and pull down your panties'";

"Well that's so damn awesome- I can do what I wanna/
I can act like a maniac 'cause its sanctioned by Allah!"

"Now aren't you glad you came here to wig out?"/
exclaimed Allah without any doubt;

"now when you wake up, this might feel like a dream/
and next time you eat mushrooms, make sure that they're clean;

and Allah will return to tell you what's right."
Merry Ramadan to all, and to all a good night!

** Finally a bit from Iraq, some good news and so you can bet the anti US, anti-west, pro Islamonazi BBC, will never show this in a million years.

Soldier feels pride helping sick, wounded

Story and photo by
Sgt. Mitch Armbruster
207th Mobile Public Affairs

LSA ANACONDA, BALAD — Staff Sgt. Robert Fuentes, assistant shop supervisor with the 4th-159th Aviation Maintenance Company (AVM), found the sense of pride he needed to feel by volunteering to sit with injured Soldiers, and other hospital occupants, on Sundays at the hospital here.

Fuentes was shopping at the post exchange on the west side of post one day when he decided to visit the sick and wounded on post.

“I just needed to do it,” said Fuentes. “I felt compelled to visit [the patients].”

“Staff Sgt. Fuentes is great and would do anything to help out,” said Sgt. Amy Louise Brown, a fellow Soldier from the 4th/159th AVM Headquarters and Headquarters Detachment.

Fuentes and Soldiers of the 4th/159th AVM are redeploying to the states, however Fuentes took the time to visit Soldiers and Iraqi civilians undergoing treatment at the hospital.

Fuentes isn’t a stranger to helping others. He has spent the last 10 years working as a civilian in the volunteer office at Michigan State University.

His job is to help them find volunteer opportunities with the Peace Corps, AmeriCorps and other volunteer organizations.

“I wanted to help inspire people to make a difference,” Fuentes said.

Fuentes recalled a moment that will remind him of his deployment to Iraq. He walked by a room where a man was feeding a young girl.

“I asked the gentleman if I could take over bottle-feeding the 7-month-old.

She was an improvised explosive device casualty,” Fuentes said.

He added that being able to help made him feel great. The opportunity was an enormous one.

Not only has he connected to Soldiers and civilians, Fuentes had the opportunity to sit with members of the Iraqi Security Forces.

“They are hungry to talk to someone. I used that moment to build camaraderie with our partners,” Fuentes said.

“The Soldiers going outside the wire are my heroes because they go out every day. I’ve got it all, so I need to give back,” Fuentes said.

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