Fuck It Time To Be Cruel - Dumbass looks at sun & gets blinded.

Ok now I read this story in The Telegraph and found myself thinking what the fuck are the parents upto? Their son is so thick/stupid/retarded/dull - pick any one from the list, that he looks at the sun and go's blind in one eye.

And it go's on about how he wants to be an airline pilot- guess he fucked that one then. - like find me a 10yr old boy who dont want to be an airline pilot.

Hell this is the reason that sites like the Darwin Awards started is to report on dumbfucks like that who remove themselves from the gene pool, someone please nominate that child for an honor award on the site - hell for stupidity like that he deserves it. After all you just know he will end up removing his dumb ass from the gene pool in a few years time. Most likely when he starts to learn to drive....

Ok now for the funniest bit of the article, seems the dumbfucks mum now wants to blame the school. So lets roll up for the courtcase where everyone is to blame for dumbfucks lack of common sense:

• Conor's mother, Serena Howard, 32, said: "It was the duty of the school to warn the children of the dangers. They could have changed the break time or kept them indoors. (Why because your child is to dumb to realise the danger? And so the other kids must now miss out on the eclipse.)
  

• She said Conor went home complaining that his eyes were misty. Three days later he was struggling to see the largest letters on an optician's test card.

Awwww. It took Mrs dumbass 3 whole days to get his dumb ass to the opticians for a test, what is the child dumb and could not tell mummy that something is wrong.

Oh hang on a note of common sense from the school here:

• "I believe the school has continually promoted sun safety. Conor was present in an assembly two weeks earlier when the dangers of the sun were spelled out to children. We shall look to see if any lessons can be learned in the future."

So guess that teaches young dumb ass to stop fucking about in the assembly and listen to what the teachers are yapping on about. Finally I had to chuckle at the bit where dumbass's mother said that she had written to Tony Blair asking for more warnings to be given to young people about looking towards the sun. Best she warn her dumb retard offspring first that he now only has one good eye and so had best not do that again.

Yeah because common sense is well just so damn hard you know....

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