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Upon walking into my corner shop I did the usual routine of reading the headlines of the tabloids, and right up there with the classic "FREDDY STARR ATE MY HAMPSTER", was JOHN PRESCOTT HAVING AFFAIR.
Yes I did a double take, and after checking that this was not some belated April fools joke, I realised that the world has gone mad. Yes some woman out there has actually had sex with John Prescott, the simpering buffoon of this shiftless government and its not Mrs Prescott.
Mind you they have copied the Tories in most other areas of policy so why not stoop to the sleaze and bonking of secretaries as well. When it all came out (pardon the phrasing) a statement from Prescott said: "I have discussed this fully with my wife Pauline who is devastated. I would be grateful if [we] can get on with our lives together,"...In other words he is upset that he has been caught out in this and cant deny it.
As for the woman that taste forgot, seems that she has a boyfriend and he said: Ms Temple's boyfriend, lorry driver Barrie Williams, 46, told the Daily Mirror: "I just can't believe that my darling Tracey has been sleeping with John Prescott behind my back." - In other words pack your bags you cheap ass skank, your dumped.
Mind our Barrie although deeply upset still found time to sell the story to the Daily Mirror.
Hells teeth finding out your woman has been bonking another bloke is bad enough, but John Prescott! Thats right down in lowest levels of taste, along with Charles Clarke, Gary Glitter or even animal sex. Still look on the bright side if John Prescott can get some, then anyone else is sure to get laid at some point.
Enough of Prescott, indeed I shall let Mr Prescotts own words be the final comment on this:
"Morality is measured in more than just money. It's about right and wrong. We are a party of principle. We will earn the trust of the British people. We've had enough lies. Enough sleaze."
John Prescott: was the woman mad? Look at that fat, ugly, vicious-looking face; where is the attraction? It would be a little like fucking a sealion, I should imagine: a particularly grumpy, arrogant, inarticulate northern sealion. And I wouldn't have thought that it was his eloquence that got her into bed...
NU Labour decide that spin needs to go a different way on the NHS.
Talking of fucks that brings me neatly onto Charles Clarke the Home Sec. Yes he is developing a reputation almost as bad as the above John "KNOBBY" Prescott for fucking things up. Seems that he has lost some criminals that were due to be deported.
The home secretary has said he will not resign after it emerged 1,023 foreign prisoners had been freed without being considered for deportation.
Charles Clarke said he did not know where most of the people, who include three murderers and nine rapists, were. Is he going to resign? No in short. Does he blame himself? Again no, and when these criminals go back to doing what criminals do best, i.e crime on the rest of us. He will shrug and pass the back on to someone else, anyone else just so long as their name is not Charles Clarke.
In a comment of desperation he said: "Now there are sufficient resources, and we are confident no further convicted foreign nationals will be released in this way.", well thats okay then you talentless moron.
And as if further proof were needed that the asylum system is falling apart: 237 were failed asylum seekers and 54 were still having their asylum applications considered.
So when you are mugged by one of these illegals, have your house or personal property robbed or some other crime is committed against either your person or property, you have the satisfaction of knowing that Charles Clarke is not to blame and neither is anyone taking any responsibility.
Charles Clarke said:
On the News at Ten last night Charles Clarke said:
Later on Newsnight, the Home Secretary said
John Prescott
Tracey Temple
Barrie Williams
Newport Gwent
Paul Flynn MP
Libel
As I am on the Nu Labour thing with this post, I shall take the opportunity to comment again on my local MP Paul Flynn. A rambling bearded buffoon and libelist who lacks the moral fiber to do the decent thing and resign, who likes to play at being the back bench rebel, yet lacks the balls to stand up to the Nu Labour elite. He is that whiney kid who always talks tough about having a go at people then says nothing and stares at his shoes when confronted with them.
Indeed Mr Flynn upon regaining his seat after the election talked tough on Blair saying it was time for him to go, yet when Blairs minions call him in for the ID card vote what happens? He meekly trots off to the house and votes for it.
Strangely enough no comment on the ID card vote on Mr Flynns website. Still what do we expect from a minor back bench MP without the balls he was born with. A coward and a libelist to boot.
media stories about the libel case where MP Flynn ran his mouth:
From CSC site
from icnetwork
from independent
from money.guardian
ID cards: id-cards-list-of-mps-who-voted-yes.
Some more light reading on the bearded MP Paul Flynn
http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2006/02/paul-flynn-mp-fucktard.html
http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2006/01/paul-flynn-libelist-mp-soft-on-drugs.html
http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2006/01/some-bits-on-jessica-morden-mp.html
http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2005/12/paul-flynn-convicted-of-libel-still.html
http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2005/11/paul-flynn-pays-out-36000.html
http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2006/01/labour-isnt-working-loudmouth-libelist.html
And for the cynics out there who want an outside source: Paul_Flynn
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