The Illegal Migrant Poem

POEM - Illegal Immigrant

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I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need go see Welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medical aid it keep you healthy!
By and by, Got plenty money,
Thanks to you, taxpayer dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come, fast as you can'
They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
In my yard I put a tent.
Send for family they just trash,
But they, too, draw welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
Soon we own whole neighborhood.
We have hobby it called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
taxpayer crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think England darn good place!
Too darn good for white man race.
If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.

*****

From BNP & Me - http://bnpandme.blogspot.com/
On a slightly different tack the disgraced politico Mark Oaten who was involved with a rent boy and exposed(sic) by a Sunday paper is trying to get back into the political mainstream again, so time for an old joke about him to reappear as well:

I say, I say, I say: What does Mark Oaten have in common with Charles Kennedy?

They both like to get shit faced as often as possible.

And a bit about another political who betrays his wife and then thinks its okay after a short time to put it all behind him and act as if nothing has happened: Mark Oaten the sob story
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Mark Oaten

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