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Polly Toynbee - Water on the brain...(Well it explains her articles in The Guardian)



**2nd rate Guardian hack Polly Toynbee has been at it again, in her lastest piece of fluff in the Guardian she lambasts the water companies for (gasp) making money and delivers a moralistic rant on the perils of Global Warming - a still as yet unproven theory.

From the control tower of the Thames barrier, gaze down on one of London's heroic wonders. Those gigantic silver sails stretching half a mile across the river float above the water, standing guard against the rising risk of flood. Here global warming is measured by how often the steel gates are closed; in 1987, it was only once every two years: now it's four times a year, eight times more often. By the century's end the barrier will close 300 times a year at this pace of climate change.

** See http://www.junkscience.com/ for lots on the theory of Global Warming, now at this point I would add that yes the climate is changing but it has always been in a state of change. Oh and some figures, yes you do love to spout random figures Polly, so you can see the detail here -- the figures are a lot noisier than you might think from this description. In fact, the barrier had to close six times in 1990, and not at all in 1991. Nine times in 1993 and only once in 1994. Only twice in 2004 and 2005, though this comes after 18 times in 2003.

The river is rising 6.6mm a year, with more storms and extremes as ice caps melt. Monitoring the incoming water at coastal stations from Wick to Lowestoft, the barrier men have never yet been taken by surprise. At the highest tide ever, in February 2004, there was a flood alert on 14 successive tides: none of the men went home for a week.

** Now just where does our Polly get the figure of it rising at 6.6mm a year? The data that I found states: As a result tide levels are rising in the Thames Estuary, relative to the land, by about 60cm per century, Surge tides are a particular threat and occur under certain meteorological conditions. When a trough of low pressure moves across the Atlantic towards the British Isles, the sea beneath it rises above the normal level thus creating a 'hump' of water, which moves eastwards with the depression. link to the environment agency

If the depression passes North of Scotland and veers Southwards in the North Sea, extremely dangerous conditions can be created. A surge occurs when this mass of water coming from the deep part of the ocean reaches the shallow southern part of the North Sea. The height of the surge may be further increased by strong northerly winds.

** Oh another point is that the land level is actually changing each year due to an ice age we had here in Europe this creates a tilting of land at a rate of 20cm a century or so. Another fact that our eco warrior Polly Toynbee missed.

Extraordinary to think that in the frantic dying days of John Major, after laying waste to the railways, the government tried to privatise this too. But they never found a private buyer ready to underwrite the colossal potential insurance claims if the barrier ever failed. The chief engineer, originally recruited from the private sector himself, is appalled at the memory. "We nurture this barrier like a human being, a structure that cannot be allowed to fail ever. You should feel the adrenaline and the loyalty of the men here in an emergency. You would never get that with a private contractor."

** Ah brings a tear to the eye so it does, now I may be wrong but private contractors have built some rather good things, on time and often under budget. Tends to be the big state projects that fuck up budget wise.

So what should forever stay in the public realm? No absolute rule seems to fit every service and circumstance. Few deny the privatisation of British Airways or British Telecom was a good idea, but as the NHS struggles to discover which of its functions are core and which can usefully be contracted out, a coherent dividing line eludes most observers.

** Now come on Polly you are not saying that the hated Tories were right to privatise BA or BT, oh how those words must stick in your throat.

However, one privatisation will always stand out as an unequivocal scandal: the privatisation of water. It is used all over the world as a classic example of what not to do. Making millions out of an element that falls freely from the skies - profiteering from rivers, rain and clouds - affronted most citizens. It gifted shareholders an absolute monopoly over a necessity no one could do without. There was no chance to choose from another supplier (unless perhaps bathing in Perrier). The price of water doubled, great profits were made and the public got nothing.

** Ah yes those evil capitalists, damn them for creating the very society that you despise and snipe at with such bile each time you write. Oh and we have always paid for water by the way, be it directly or through our taxes but be assured that one way or another it has always been paid for. You state the public got nothing in return, well the paperwork from my own local water company shows that in the last few years they have cleared up a hell of a lot of leaks and improved supply and yes I and other users have had to pay for that.

Now as global warming swells the Thames perilously, Thames Water is running dry. Hosepipe bans may become permanent, with the south as dry as Sudan. Standpipes are likely this summer, with aquifers at their driest in memory. Yet none of this was unpredictable: Thames Water cannot claim to be surprised. If in 1987 the prudent designers of the Thames barrier built in expectation of global warming, allowing for up to an 8mm annual rise in river levels, then the private water companies should have been planning on precisely the same calculation. Thames Water busked it: the state would not have done.

** Oh we are back on Global Warming again, well no lets leave that alone its figure correcting time for poor Polly: According to the Environment Agency, "it becomae operational in 1982" (source).

True, it was under pressure to improve water quality, which it did. Too late, it plans to build a vast reservoir that will now take 15 years. The fact is Thames Water took hefty profits - up another 6.1% this year - while letting a third of its clean water leak from broken pipes. Only a year ago did it start investing heavily in mending leaks, and even now plans to fix only 10%. The company pleads that London's Victorian pipes are old - but that is hardly a surprise.

** Polly now come on you know that is just Zanu New Labour spin, check out Ofwat's "Security of supply, leakage and the efficient use of water 2004/5" report (pdf link here), and the section on Thames Water (pages 39-40), we find quotes like:
The other positive aspect of the company’s performance in 2004-05 was that its area outside London had leakage performance in line with targets and at a level comparable to other companies in England and Wales.

So where has Ofwat, the water regulator, been all these years? This weak protector of the public against a total monopoly stood by as huge profits leaked out to a chief executive taking £800,000 a year; meanwhile, bills rose by 21% just months ago, and targets for fixing leaks have all been missed. Today the inquiry opens on Thames Water's bid to build a massive desalination plant at Becton. The London mayor, Ken Livingstone, has objected on the grounds that desalination uses exorbitant amounts of energy, which only contributes to global warming. For how long, he asks, can we keep avoiding the consequences of climate change with methods that make it worse? When will people face up to the need to cut back consumption of both water and energy?

** So the chief exec gets £800,000 a year, may I ask how much they(The Guardian) pay you for your poor fact checking Polly? Nice to see that Ken Livingstone who from your piece much be an enviromental expert on the theory of Global Warming, and the productivity of desalination plants.

Last week the Environment Agency (EA) issued a drought prospect report. It called on Thames Water to apply immediately for a drought order to ban all non-essential water use, from fountains to car washes. It takes time, so an order wouldn't take effect until July. But to the EA's indignation, Thames Water refused. Why?

Thames Water, owned by the German company RWE, is about to be put up for sale. Commercially this is no time to stir up a public outcry. Standpipes and tales of disastrous infrastructure hardly make an enticing investment. The EA's water supremo has no power to order, only to cajole. Nor can Ofwat order the company to do it. Now it's raining, the public will protest at the profligacy of a company that let its pipes deteriorate so badly. RWE is delaying taking drought action as long as possible; water companies make money out of selling water, not by restricting it.

** Nice bit of scare tactics there Polly get the British public worried by the nasty Huns owning our water.

This is just a mild early brush with the climate-change dilemmas that lie ahead. The danger is that the public will be damned if they cut back water use just to help out a company that has so mismanaged the water supply. It is hard enough for governments to ask people to cut consumption in times of crisis, but near impossible for fat-cat companies. Privatisation makes belt-tightening very difficult. High prices for water and energy will be essential for the environment, but they will cause outrage if the money goes straight to company profits. Can these privatisations be reversed? The dangers were made clear in the case against Stephen Byers by angry rail shareholders, accusing him of deliberately deflating share prices as a softening-up process for renationalisation.

** Yes more fluff on so called Global Warming, and I have to correct you on one point here(yet again) can you imagine this company doing any better in public hands? It would be run by a Zanu New Labour quango, staffed by half a million pen pushers, create a mountain of paperwork and go cap in hand to HM Govt each time it hit a crisis. Private companies are just that, out of control of the state for the most part and live or die on the profits that you lambest them for making.

With the usual exception of Ken Livingstone, who risked everything over the congestion charge, Labour has been shockingly cowardly. Each new manifestation of climate change should be an opportunity to urge people to cut back. But, afraid of public anger, politicians keep playing down any question of restraint."The water supply in the south-east is not in crisis," the water minister told MPs, when he should have seized the chance to urge people to cut their water and energy use. Poll after poll shows people know their own profligacy has to end - but they wait for the order from ministers that never comes. How long will this denial continue?

** More ego boosting for Ken there Polly, anything we should know about? And for more on Pollys inane misguided whitterings of doom check out...

Polly Toynbee on how we are all doomed, doomed I tell you.
http://timworstall.typepad.com/timworstall/2006/05/polly_on_water.html

http://factcheckingpollyanna.blogspot.com/
http://devilskitchen.blogspot.com/2006/05/pollys-been-reading-gavin-ayling.html
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2 people have spoken:

Anonymous said...

At last a common sense article on climate change. The thing about climate change is that the climate DOES change -it is never static - only the eco-warriors and the pandering BBC want to make us believe in global warming as scare stories get more headlines than real facts.
The alternative to global warming would be global cooling - another ice age. Personally I look forward to olive trees flourishing in my back garden.
Global warming - bring it on - less money spent on heating costs so less fossil fuels burnt!

Fidothedog said...

true so true.