"UGH" said Spam as he fired his load into Pollys rank slot, the smell from which was making him heave.
Bugger Winston Churchill he thought, after all Polly and New Labour have done such a fab and fucking super job with nay a fuck up on their watch. Get the Guardian readers on board and the next election is ours.
Yes he said as he withdrew from the haggered and rank ol boiler Toynbee, we shall copy Zanu New Labour policies as they copied old Tory policies in days gone by and we shall romp on home after the election as sure as Desert Orchid will get the next National.
Yes thought Spam if I have to lick the green and sweaty minge of Polly once in a while and bang on about including minorities etc etc all well and fucking good, of course this is all in the best interests of the UK and is NOT selling out in any way shape or form.
Besides least I - thought Spam- I have two eyes on the UK economy unlike a certain Mr Brown.
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