Ok this post is a bit different but something that needs to be said. Today I bumped into a clown in town, yep the regular circus type. Oddball make up and shitty clothes, the usual clown wankfest even down to the pox ridden horn and oversize shoes . Apparently this odd type that was collecting for some charity or other seemed under the illusion that dressing up like a twat would be in some way amusing and what the hell its all in a good cause and all that.
Well no, you want to collect money for your cause then just ask me. If I think its a worthy effort then I shall part with cash, if not then no way simple as that. Hell even if you feel the urge to dress up then so be it, but not as a clown and I shall explain why in a bit.
Now upon my refusal to pay and of course my explaining that dressing up as a clown was sad, said clown became a tad annoyed at my contempt of his "art" and also abusive. Maybe there is something in that phrase about them all being insecure, still shall leave debate on that.
A couple of points on clowns:
1/ Now clowns are not funny, they are not clever in the way they they parade about. Now this is not to suggest that all people who dress up are wrong, for example mimes have a certain amount of talent, well if standing still for hours or pretending to trapped in a box is a talent? They then have some talent, (Mimes can be excused as at least some of them are normal outside of miming that is.) Nor are clowns deserving of money for the way that they dress. Honking of horns and falling over fifty times in a few minutes is not funny, however a clown falling in front of a bus or other heavy good vehicle and dying from multiple organ failure as a result is funny in the same way that it happening to a chav would be funny and also a blessing to society as whole.
Honking a horn, possession of a red fucking nose is not a basis for comedy, neither is over large shoes and the usual clown garb of loud clothes. It makes them look like a wanker.
2/ Clowns are 99 out a 100 times social perverts of some type or another. Pick a perversion and yep, you can bet your arse (quite litrally) that a clown has been caught at it at some point. Yep everything from abusing kids, dogging, hanging about outside of schools right through to mass murder. Yes clowns have done them all.
Taken from Brewers Dictionary of Phrase and Fable:
"THE CLOWN OF CIRCUS AND PANTOMIME, IN HIS BAGGY COSTUME, WHITENED FACE, GROTESQUE RED LIPS, AND ODD LITTLE TUFT OF HAIR, IS PROBABLY A RELIC OF THE DEVIL AS HE APPEARED IN MEDIEVAL MIRACLE PLAYS."
Want some evidence that well clowns are sick and evil, well check out this charmer:
Yes mass murderer John Wayne Gacy, just look at that face now theres someone who is sure to be putting your kids through years of therapy. I find it strange that otherwise rational parents can inflict these people on their offspring?
Gacy is the typical sadfuck that represents each clown out there, behind all that greasepaint and makeup, is a pervert just crying to get out. Oh a handy link here for further reading http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy ok, and one more on Mr Gacy
Apparently it is common for clowns to avoid the use of blue face paint, as this is considered bad luck. Although not as much bad luck as the many victims of Mr Gacy had when they fell afoul of him.
And some linsk to people who dislike these deviants: http://www.clownz.com/
http://www.ihateclowns.com/
Lastly before anyone says its just a case of coulrophobia, thats a fear of clowns by the way. Well no not a fear just a longing that they would go put the grease paint away, register on the sex offenders list and just get some help.
What's the worst thing about being a paedophile? You get blood on your clown suit.
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