Hazel "red squirrel" Blears - Mid Life Crisis

No woman, for fucks sake no! Give yourself a slap.
Just take a look, a damn long long look at the above picture. Here we have squeakey voiced red haired squirrel, sorry government minister Hazel Blears on a bike.

Now there have been many a joke over the years about the so called mid life crisis with both men and women. Men tend to don leather, grow a pony tail dig out the "rock" albums and maybe shag the office slag(in John Prescotts case) as for women...

Well Hazel in this case tends to get on down and try to pass her squirrel like self off as being hip(replacement most likely as she is 50ish) and with the yoof crowd.

No fucking hell woman you should know better, this is just wrong and just as "Call me Dave" Cameron looked a complete fucking spastic hugging hoodies who in turn gave him a classic 2 finger salute and less said about his being a prat in the nordic nations the better, and so Blears also looks a complete fucking spastic posing on a bike.

This is pr and worse it is crap pr at that. A quick trawl of the official photos on her site: http://www.hazelblears.co.uk/ show her posing with the public, doing the normal politico things, not a bike photo in shot. All we need to make this even more cringe worthy is the soundtrack of Judas Priest playing "Breaking the law"...

Anyway I have forwarded a copy of this onto Hazel "Red Squirrel" Blears at blearsh@parliament.uk just so she is aware that 50 year of age politicos look fucking stupid posing on bikes for pr shots, when that is not there normal day to day activity. Go on ping her a mail and let her know what you think as well.
Tags: Red Squirrel, Mid Life Crisis, New Labour, Amoral Cunts,

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