Keith Wilmot Chorlton - A Tribute

**Someone sent me this on disqualified director Keith Wilmot Chorlton - made me laugh so I have posted it.

Keith Wilmot Chorlton – a tribute by one of his former employees.

Chorlton rose to infamy during the 1984 miners strike when he used to run “scab” labourers through the picket lines. Of course he claims to have been in the army then – he has even claimed to be in the SAS! Now as one who knows something of the regiment – they have to speak Welsh – Chorlton has never been known to swear in Welsh – and believe me if he was able to utter multilingual profanities he would do it.

There is a rumour that he was in the Apartheid South African Army -the South African connection appears later in the form of a call centre owned by CTM group based there and the odd pig-headed honky Yes Loans employee.

Chorlton next appears on the scene as the boss of “Close Encounters of the Best Kind” a dating agency. Basically a form of organised pimping without having to pay the prostitutes.

In fact the only person he paid was himself and got sent down and banned from being a company director after stealing £435,000 from the company. So the ginger fraudster gets carted off to gaol. Now to any employees of Yes Loans, CTM, Bluesky finance reading this, the next time Wilmot gives you a verbal abusing, just imagine the old fraudster receiving a good old buggering by some old lags in the nick.

Or if you really want to stop Wilmot having any authority at all – just imagine his first and continued fisting by a lifer called Doris. Apparently during his first few weeks inside Wilmot was passed around more often than a joint at a student party.

Of course this did not last forever and when a slightly built career TV stealer from Scouseland by the name of Mel Roberts appeared in Wilmots cell, he knew things were going to change. No longer would Wilmot be everyones bitch. He had now found his own bitch!

Crossit Target Marketing was the next business venture. Basically a junk mailing business, it did not allow for Wilmots true expertise as a career for fraudster to be used to the full. Another company had to be sought which would allow the old fraudster to make lots of money before disappearing abroad before the authorities could catch him.

It was at CTM Group where another henchman of Wilmots joined – Alan “Spiv” Spedding . Spedding is the type of character who just oozes sleaze. In his red braces and with his sleazy persona, Spedding would have been selling stockings and ration cards in another era. But times move on and defrauding gullible members of the public is now the chosen way of businees for the Spiv.

Yes Loans (Moans) was the next purchase for CTM Group, a move to Cwmbran, and even more defrauded customers. The full details of Yes Moans are mentioned elsewhere on this website but here a re a few comments by ex-workers:

“The place is a sham. Chorltons 1970s working practices have no place in the modern world. Working at Dial with Chorlton as a boss is like an episode of “Life on Mars” only with Gene Hunt transferred to the 21st Century”.

“What I remember about my first week is the couple who were having sex in the toilets. They used the ladies next to Mel Roberts (Yes Loans MD) office at the time. They did not get caught as Mel was busy jerking off listening to the noises they made!” It is believed that the woman was either working for Yes Moans or for Carphone Whorehouse.

“I've never worked in place with such a laissez-faire attitude to drug taking. The amount of times the toilets had to be closed as someone had had a nosebleed in there are too numerous to count. It was worse than a Scanners film. Still if you're cocained up you can get through the Yes Blend telephone programme quicker and have more sales. Thats why class A drug abuse is allowed on the premises”.

So it's rumoured that Wilmot will be hanging up his ginger mop and retreating to pastures foreign (not the USA as being a convicted fraudster he is of course banned). Good ridance to Wilmot and his red-haired progeny and never defraud the public again. Fat chance. Still the company is in the safe hands of Gordon “Bon” Bon, who appeared on BBC Wales X-Ray programme looking like a frightened rabbit caught in a cars' headlights (remember which pocket you put your glasses in next time Bon Bon!)

Made a change from the police being called as happened when the Daily Mirror turned up. If you keep calling the police maybe one day they will cart the fraudster himself off.

**Well said that man and as I explained before about Yes Loans, there is a lot of dirt on this man, anyway some previous posts and links etc:

The only thing I can add to that is that when Dial lost the Talk Talk contract(guess even someone as dubious as Charles Dunstone has some standards in his business dealings!) I found Yes Loans to be even more disorganised than the way they ran the work for Talk Talk. Hard to believe I know but there you go.

http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2007/04/yes-loansdial-keith-wilmot-chorlton.html

Our http://www.ginfo.pl/more/273171,HONEYMOON,IS,OVER,FOR,COMPUTER,DATING,AGENCY,BOSS.html

Oh here is the bit on the X-Ray site on dubious company Yes Loans: http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/x-ray/allarticles/stories/6p20_yesloans.shtml

But whats better is seeing the program on YouTube: http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2007/03/keith-wilmot-chorlton-now-on-you-tube.html
Even better the program itself:

The bit on Chorlton getting banned as a director as reported in the Guardian: http://business.guardian.co.uk/story/0,,235408,00.html
The Mirror bit: Evening all! Pc plod called to a meeting.
Yes Loans.http://www.companieshouse.gov.uk/ddir/
Now on the first page when people search for "yes loans" in Google.http://www.blagger.com/db4/company_id/574/companyname/Yes-Loans.htmlNow for the old links:
http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2007/03/no-love-in-air-for-keith-wilmot.html and here:http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2007/02/yes-loans-x-raybbc-wales.html and here:http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2007/02/keith-wilmot-chorlton-being.html and here:http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2007/02/keith-wilmot-chorlton-disqualified.htmland here:http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2007/02/keith-wilmot-chorlton.html and herehttp://newportcity.blogspot.com/2007/02/yes-loans-complaint-letter.html
and herehttp://newportcity.blogspot.com/2007/01/yes-loans.html and herehttp://newportcity.blogspot.com/2006/12/more-on-yes-loans-and-convicted.html
Some previous bits on Dial/Yes Loans and Keith "Wilmot" Chorlton:http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2006/12/dialyes-loanskeith-chorlton.html
and herehttp://newportcity.blogspot.com/2006/12/yes-loansdial-run-by-disqualified.htmland herehttp://newportcity.blogspot.com/2006/10/keith-chorlton-post-2.html and here:http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2006/10/someone-i-used-to-work-for-keith.html and also here: http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2006/11/cpw-carphone-warehouse-strong-arm.html
** Like to point out that Keiths accounts are now in with companies house, although is still claiming small exemption. Not sure if that is regards the size of his genitals or the company... http://www.companieshouse.gov.uk/toolsToHelp/findCompanyInfo.shtml

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