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Mark Langford - Hurrah the cunt is dead.


The cunt you see in the above picture is a lowlife piece of shit called Mark Langford. This turd who made a fortune chasing ambulances and ran a claims company with the logo "Had an accident? Where there's blame there's a claim."

All went well for a few years until his company hit a financial blip, not that this affected him as he kept his luxury home in Spain and still enjoyed the good life.

But he sacked all his employees by text message, yes a bloody text. Not even a call from some admin department, but a text to let them know there were out of work and that they would not be getting paid. The message stated:

Urgent. Unfortunately salaries not paid. Please do not contact office. Full details to follow later today
He also promised £6 million to childrens charities at gala diner attended by Bill Clinton -the six million quid did not arrive.

Then there was the accident in which he killed an old man in 2000 whilst driving his flash motor and his lawyer managed to get him off of that. In court he criticised the dead man for crossing the wet road in twilight. After he got off some jury members, unaware that he had a conviction for drink-driving until that was mentioned after the case, covered their faces with their hands on learning he had served a 22-month ban and recovered his licence only six months before the fatal crash.

There was an ongoing court case where former employees of this now late cunt were attempting to get back owed monies, oh and the Inland Revenue were also chasing him for 4 million or so that it appeared that he owed them as well.

From the Independent:Langford gets stiffed by the taxman, now he is just a stiff.
Seven days ago, as Mr Langford and his wife prepared to host a party aboard their 80ft yacht Mermaid's Whisper in Puerto Banus harbour, there came from the quayside the voice of an uninvited interloper. The representative of the British tax man had come to call, and with him he had two writs totalling £4.1m for the couple. One onlooker said: "When Langford's wife refused to get off, the bailiff threatened to shout out the contents of the demand to the whole port. You should see how quickly she ran off the boat to get it." He added: "The bailiff got Langford as he walked up the gangplank in front of dozens of tourists. He went completely grey and his legs almost buckled. He was furious and tried to snatch the writ out of the bailiff's hand."
Maybe someone should text his wife: "Yr husbands dead. Please hand over assets. Dont call the office. Love Inland Revenue . LOL"

Some links:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/2952194.stm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Langford

Well only one way to finish this post: "Had an accident? Where there's blame there's a claim." - Maybe the cunt can sue himself.
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**Update 25th April - Mark Langford was buried- not known if a stake was driven through his heart to keep him in his coffin or not. Text staff sacking boss buried
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Scott Freeman said...

The Cynical Libertarian's Top 10 Evils of Control Economies - Part 1:

#1 Limited liability companies

Stay tuned for more Evils of Control Economies!

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Fidothedog said...

Cool will be tuning in...

Anonymous said...

its amazing how people like yourself have no self respect for those around you mark langford leaves behind two girls who deserve better than being able to read the shit you write he was no saint but he wasnt the devil either and when you met your maker lets hope you are able to die with some dignity and respect but with the shit you write i feel that would be very difficult!!!

Fidothedog said...

He also leaves behind hundreds of wrecked lives, destroyed familys and so much more.

Toddle pip ol chap.

Anonymous said...

it's true and sad he leaves behind two daughters..... but that doesnt mean we have to re-write history. He WAS a cunt. So were the other directors, the Hoddes' family. Just a pity he wasn't driving a mini-bus with them all in. Ahh well - guess you cant have everything eh?