Hat tip to DK, this made me laugh
As did this
Oh and a mock up of the Daily Mail.
And a dub your own Bollywood movie that I made(taking the piss out of liar/libelist and piss poor fuctard of an MP Paul Flynn) and A Class Act by C4, taking the piss out of Blair.
From Theo Sparks site..
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My Dear Welsh friends,
As a recent immigrant I am still trying to learn the customs of your country. Most of them are very strange, such as the dancing slags who have somehow escaped Allah's wrath, but one custom in particular seems rather familiar and brings back fond memories of my own teenage years in Iran.
I refer of course to the practice of 'sheep dipping' which the Ministry of Agriculture (pbut) makes obligatory for your farmers as part of the Islamisation of Wales (assuming my understanding of 'sheep dipping' from my translation into Arabic is accurate).
Could someone please give me further details?
How much does it cost to dip a sheep? How much does it cost for an entire night of sheep dipping? How do you make sure that you don't end up with an ugly one? Are toothpicks available to remove the wool from one's teeth? What precautions does one need to take to avoid STDs such as ticks and foot and mouth?
As I tend to prefer younger companions, what is the age of consent for a lamb?
Looking forward to a romantic encounter
'I only have eyes for ewe'
- Ayatollah Khomeini
Yor benefit cheque is in the post...
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=5c54afffd521274220c2133a9a7597e1
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