For, after a period of reflection following his jailing for breaching the Official Secrets Act, Mr Shayler has concluded that he is the Messiah. Well Moses wandered the deserts for a while, Jesus had his moment of doubt, so David is in good company.
Last night, proclaiming himself 'God', he explained: "What I'd say to people is: Do I look mentally ill? Do I sound mentally ill?
**I am sure he would not want us to answer the above questions.So what brought on this idea that he was divine? Last night, in an interview with More4 News, Mr Shayler made the astonishing claim that he had seen a psychic who he believes channelled the spirit of Mary Magdalene and anointed him as the Messiah.
There ya go, as easy as that. But wait you need more evidence, well check this out: The 41-year-old even claimed there is an anagram of "David Shayler, Righteous King" on the rod of Aaron, a staff carried by Moses' brother in the Old Testament.
Oh there is more: He also said his new-found divinity gave him the ability to change the weather, and that his meditation had stopped the summer's attempted bombings in London.
And he found time to channel the "light" into securing his beloved Middlesbrough football team a place in the 2006 UEFA cup final against Seville.
Sadly, his powers were not strong enough to ensure they won.
In 2007, The Times reported Shayler's claim to be a reincarnation of a Jewish revolutionary named 'Astronges'. For Shayler, "[t]he Jesus of the New Testament is an archetype. His name derives from the 13th Name of God in Qabalah, which helps activate the Messiah consciousness within us. I was, though, crucified with a crown of thorns and nails when incarnated as Astronges, a Jewish revolutionary put to death by the Romans at around the end of the last century BC".
So there you have it, sacked spook and convicted traitor David Shayler, who you should know is GOD! Click the link to read the whole divine story here.TagsDavid Shayler
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