Hat tip to Devils Kitchen
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Gordon Brown's?" asked the man.
"Gordo's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."Tags:Gordon Brown
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2 people have spoken:
LOL. I love it. I guess Jesus rightly considers Tony Blair's clock to be an outdated model!
Thanks also for the entry on that recent ludicrous episode of Casualty. I gave you a shout in my latest entry which was about that episode and the spinelessness of the BBC.
Adding you to my list of reads ...
-- Nightdragon
Thanks Nightdragon.
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