Alison Goulding - Scrounger, but who can blame her.

Scrounger Alison Goulding rakes in thousands of pounds a year of your hard-earned cash - but she still wants MORE.

And she's even praying for one of her EIGHT children to be diagnosed with a serious medical condition so she can carry on freeloading.

Alison - who is five months pregnant - reckons she's been left struggling on the breadline by uncaring benefits chiefs.

Yet her family pocket more than £20,000 a year in handouts, even though none of them has done a day's work this century. They pay NOTHING for their three-bed house, which boasts a new ultra-modern kitchen.

The home is littered with state-of-the-art goodies including FIVE tellies - including a £1,000 widescreen - a hi-fi, Sky TV, two Play-Station 2s and four DVD players.

And their huge garden boasts a full-size trampoline, two sets of swings and FIVE mountain bikes.

But Alison, 38, insists she hasn't got enough to get by.
**My heart bleeds, no it really does. How the fuck can someone on the safety net of benefits get by with a mere 5 teles. Ok now here is a simple money solution, cancel the SKY. There you go that is at least £30+ a month for start that you have saved. Money saving tip 1.

The giro jockey said: "We're not scum - we've been ignored by the council. "We're forced to live on top of each other and it's not fair. "This is worse than how some people in developing countries have to live."
**Er you what? So people starving in Ethiopia live like her is that what she is saying? Or maybe the poor sods being hunted by bandits in Somalia.

She added: "People say we're abusing taxpayers - but how are we?" Alison shares the house with lover Ian Hurditch, 40, their son Keaton, one, and her six kids from two failed marriages - Sam, 19, Daniel, 16, Sophie, 13, Ashley, nine, Alex, seven, and four-year-old son Brandon.
She also has a 17-year-old daughter Laura, who has moved out to live with her boyfriend.
**Well that is simple and so I shall explain, the benefits system was set up as a breadline, a safety net for those down on their luck, it was designed to be short term whilst people get back onto their feet. It was not designed as a lifestyle choice, it was also not designed for people to whine and try to get more money off those who work and contribute to the nation.

Has she considered getting a job, or maybe the ones of her ever expanding brood over 16 could get jobs to help the family unit out. Money saving tip 2.

Alison is hoping doctors will rule Brandon has debilitating ADHD- Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder - to force town hall chiefs to meet her demands for a bigger home.
She said: "We are all crammed into three bedrooms but we have a massive garden.
"I asked for an extension, just another two bedrooms, but the council won't do one unless you have a disability.
**My point has been made, not happy with living off the sweat of the workers she now wants them to pay more to keep her indolent, shiftless and feckless lifestyle paid for. Stop having kids is the answer - money saving tip 3

Also kick out the ones over the age of 16 - Money saving tip 4

"So we're waiting for tests to see if Brandon has ADHD.
"It may sound horrible but we hope he has because it could help us get more housing points - or maybe the extension."

Shameless Alison revealed she is jubilant she is pregnant again - despite complaining about the overcrowding at home.
**So having tryed to rob the taxpayer she now sees no problem with claiming her kids have various ailments to blag more taxpayer cash.

And she insisted it was her "duty" to have child No 9. She said: "I love giving birth - it's always so quick for me.
**We have noticed that. What does she mean its her duty, we are not living in nazi Germay, and she is not going to get a motherhood medal for poping out another sprog.

"People say I should stop breeding but it's not their business.
"Most of the children are from my two marriages - only Keaton is Ian's.
"I felt it was my duty to give him another one."
But taxpayers are having to foot the bill for the ever-growing family. Alison's clan pocket £20,280 a year in benefits.
They pay NOcouncil tax - an annual saving of £1,052.07p.
And they get a FREE house, worth £3,016 a year in rent.
But their cash demands don't stop there.
Ian - who quit work in 2000 because of back trouble - is trying for incapacity benefit, worth an extra £3,772 a year. He has already been turned down once.
**He can't have that bad a back if he can be busy making babies... He could also do a desk job with a "bad back" - money saving tip 5

And Samuel is making a bid for a £2,366-a-year handout he can get if a doctor diagnoses him as "socially backward".
On top of that, the family get £10 gift vouchers from Boots for each of the kids at Christmas.
But Alison said: "It's rubbish - you can't get anything decent for that from Boots." The People met Alison at her home in Beeston, Nottingham, as the family prepared for a half-term break to Skegness.
Brandon, four, was transfixed by the violent PlayStation game True Crime: Streets Of New York - even though it has an adults-only rating.
Beside him, toddler Keaton spat out his dummy and said: "B*****ks". And Ian carried in a heavy box containing a pram he'd just bought - and slammed benefits chiefs for refusing to agree he was disabled.
**I agree with them, shiftless, lazy, indolent, a scrounger but not disabled.

He said: "We've been victimised by the council. I can't help it, my back means I can't work."
Moments later he complained planners had forced him to rip down an illegal porch - which he'd built HIMSELF. Asked how he could do construction work with his back, he said: "Some days I'm fine, other days I wake up in agony. People don't understand."
**I understand swinging the lead, pulling a fast one, lying to the taxpayers.

And Alison defended claiming so many handouts by saying: "Even if we could work, we'd be worse off because you have to pay for childcare and rent.
"We just try to make sure we get enough benefits to get by."
**Try money management, sell your teles, sell the playstations, hell get the fuck on the game, after all the process of making babies is second nature so you might as well earn some money from it. The whole point of welfare is to keep you alive until a job turns up, NOT to get "eough benefts to get by."

Alison also blasted her local Broxtowe Borough Council.
She said: "My sister has nine kids and the council gave her two houses knocked into one.
"Then she moved to Cornwall and the new council bought a private house for them.
"I don't know why they can't do that here."
**Oh woe is you. Fucking hell they should try working, then the lazy fucks would have a right to complain.

Alison also hinted she was losing out to immigrants.
She said: "There were these lovely four-bed houses round the corner but an Asian family got one.
"I'm not racist but I think we should look after our ownfirst."
Ian added: "We're definitely not racist - I've got a distant cousin who's black."

**Well thats all right then, don't like the "Asians" getting a house, but I ain't no rascist.

The couple are now considering taking the council to the European Court of Human Rights.
Alison said: "We only want what's fair."

**And what about my rights as a taxpayer NOT to fund indolent shiftless fucks?

And patting her bump, she added: "God knows where I'm going to put this latest one."
**The bin? Hell hand it over to the state, after all they are picking up the bill for it...

Alison then announced the family were going to have one of their twice-weekly takeaways.
She added: "People say we're scroungers - but they know nothing about our life." The Taxpayers' Alliance last night condemned the family.
Boss Matthew Elliot said: "Taxpayers are sick and tired of doling out fistfuls of cash to people who can't be bothered to get off their backsides.
"The more we give some people the more they seem to want.
"People who can't afford to have children should take more precautions."
Broxtowe Council said they had assessed the family's needs andwould consider them when a suitable house came up.
But a spokeswoman said: "If a suitable property comes up we will give them the opportunity to be considered. It depends on whether there's another family with greater needs."
**The only comment I am going to make on this is that: Yes she and her brood are a drain on the state and yes she is taking the piss out the taxpayer, but compare that to our wonderful MP's who each blag over £100K in expense a year and you can understand why she feels that she is not getting enough.

Compared to those greedy pigs she is small change.

That in no way excuses her behaviour. What we should do is laid out below...


welfare benefits to be time limited, as under Clinton's reforms in the US
authority over welfare spending to be localised- closer to the coal face (again cf US)
incapacity benefit to be decided by local officials, not doctors, but current recipients to retain benefit for a year after finding paid work
immigration to be tightly controlled so more jobs can go to current welfare recipients already here.

**Frank Field MP came up with the above, and former PM Pasha Blair reomoved him from his post. After all New Labour need dole scum votes.

Another Idea I have had is for auditing the biggest "dole scum" that we all pay for, the other bunch of shiftless lazy bastards, commonly known as MP's.

MP's to have their saleries cut by 70+% to reflect the work "outsourced to the EU"
MP's to have to put in(and justify) expenses and have reciepts to back up claims.
MP's to be audited by independent autiors and monitored in the same way that those who fidddle the benefits system are...
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