Fat Malingering Cunts and other shiftless arsewipes.

Hat tip to Vented Spleen for this one on fat, lazy, shiftless, indolent benefit drawing fucks who "claim" that they to fat to work for a living.

Now in part I am angry with them but more with the government who pays the fat cunts our hard earned tax money.

An article in the Times about my money being wasted on fat cunts and assorted other feckless bone fucking shiftless cunts.

Get this:

Almost two thousand people who are too fat to work have been paid a total of £4.4 million in benefit, it emerged last night. Other payments went to fifty sufferers of acne and ten incapacitated by leprosy

Acne? Wtf, how the fuck can having a zit filled face stop some bastard working? Thats like saying "sorry but I am just to ugly to be seen out in public", or I have a false eye and so can't be PM of the UK. As for the leprosy suffers well thats fair enough, you don't want body parts falling into the photocopier.

The complete list of the 480 different illnesses and complaints for which people received incapacity benefit in February were released by the Department for Work and Pensions. More than £2 billion was paid in 2006-07 for mental health complaints, including £518 million to those with what are described as “unknown and unspecified” diseases.

And as for unknown and unspecified, what the hell is that pc bollocks? If the fucking doc has not got a clue then they are swinging the lead an should be made to work. Quite how can one have an unspecified disease? Don't they give doctors medical manuals to look stuff up any more? How about the state stop there payments till they stop watching TVAM of a morn and get the fuck out to work, even with their unspecified bug.

Unknown ailments my arse, shiftlessness is what it is, plain & simple.

Overall more than £1.1 billion was paid to people suffering from a depressive episode plus a further £276 million to the estimated 116,000 claimants with “other anxiety disorders” and £122 million to the estimated 50,000 suffering from a “reaction to severe stress”.

Depressive episodes? Fear of work maybe...Other anxiety disorders? Thought that the benefits gravy train will one day be stopped? And what in the name of all that is holy is "“reaction to severe stress”. Now yes I am sure that there are some ex-army types having been in a war, but there can not be 50,000 people out there who have been fighting in wars or other such dangerous occupations? Or are we talking more of a "reaction to nearly getting caught when doing some work on the side by the chap from the DSS?"

But we have more:

A total of 15,600 people received benefits for “malaise and fatigue" and a further 8,100 for “dizziness and giddiness”. The figures disclose that 4,000 claimants had headaches, 2,700 migraines and 1,890 suffered from eating disorders. About £100,000 in benefits went to those with acne and a similar amount to 60 people with “nail disorder”. Nausea and vomiting cost £2 million in benefits for 900 people.

Jesus wept benefits for "malaise and fatigue" now a good cure for that would be a JOB. Migraine, you gotta be kidding. How the fuck can that stop someone working? Hang on a second I think I have worked it out, headaches, nausea and vomiting. Thats a hangover.

As for eating disorders and most of that other shit, well sorry but thats all self inflicted. Get the fuck into work.

So welcome to New Labour's "Cool Britannia" where being a lazy cunt reaps in extra money.

As for “nail disorder”, well thats got to be taking the piss to be fair.

Matthew Elliott, the chief executive of the Taxpayers’ Alliance, said: “Many incapacity claimants are clearly taking advantage of the good nature of their GPs. There is a huge difference between not being able to work and not feeling like working. All of us sometimes don’t feel like working but we make the effort and put in the hours.”

And therein is the problem. The state pays the feckless cunts extra money for an excuse in many cases, so with a handy note from the GP explaining that your fictional “nail disorder” is all okay, then its giro's ahoy.

Getting back to the chubby fucks, then if the state reduced the money they would not be able to stick so much lard down their gullets and therefore thinner and able to take up a job vacancy.

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