Its Christmas!
The 12 Days of Jihad.
On the first day of Jihad, Allah gave to me... An AK and a stolen Humvee.
On the second day of Jihad, Allah gave to me... 2 Healthy Kidneys, An AK and a stolen Humvee.
On the third day of Jihad, Allah gave to me... 3 French Passports, 2 Healthy Kidneys, An AK and a stolen Humvee.
On the fourth day of Jihad, Allah gave to me... 4 Pounds of Semtex, 3 French Passports, 2 Healthy Kidneys, An AK and a stolen Humvee.
On the fifth day of Jihad, Allah gave to me... 5 RPGs! 4 Pounds of Semtex, 3 French Passports, 2 Healthy Kidneys, An AK and a stolen Humvee.
On the sixth day of Jihad, Allah gave to me... 6 Checkered Towels, 5 RPGs! 4 Pounds of Semtex, 3 French Passports, 2 Healthy Kidneys, An AK and a stolen Humvee.
On the seventh day of Jihad, Allah gave to me... 7 Flying Lessons, 6 Checkered Towels, 5 RPGs! 4 Pounds of Semtex, 3 French Passports, 2 Healthy Kidneys, An AK and a stolen Humvee.
On the eighth day of Jihad, Allah gave to me... 8 Roadside Bombings, 7 Flying Lessons, 6 Checkered Towels, 5 RPGs! 4 Pounds of Semtex, 3 French Passports, 2 Healthy Kidneys, An AK and a stolen Humvee.
On the ninth day of Jihad, Allah gave to me... 9 Virgins Dancing, 8 Roadside Bombings, 7 Flying Lessons, 6 Checkered Towels, 5 RPGs! 4 Pounds of Semtex, 3 French Passports, 2 Healthy Kidneys, An AK and a stolen Humvee.
On the tenth day of Jihad, Allah gave to me... 10 Infidel Beheadings, 9 Virgins Dancing, 8 Roadside Bombings, 7 Flying Lessons, 6 Checkered Towels, 5 RPGs! 4 Pounds of Semtex, 3 French Passports, 2 Healthy Kidneys, An AK and a stolen Humvee.
On the eleventh day of Jihad, Allah gave to me... 11 Pictures of Yassir, 10 Infidel Beheadings, 9 Virgins Dancing, 8 Roadside Bombings, 7 Flying Lessons, 6 Checkered Towels, 5 RPGs! 4 Pounds of Semtex, 3 French Passports, 2 Healthy Kidneys, An AK and a stolen Humvee.
On the twelfth day of Jihad, Allah gave to me... 12 Freedom Fighters, 11 Pictures of Yassir, 10 Infidel Beheadings, 9 Virgins Dancing, 8 Roadside Bombings, 7 Flying Lessons, 6 Checkered Towels, 5 RPGs! 4 Pounds of Semtex, 3 French Passports, 2 Healthy Kidneys, An AK and a stolen Humveeeeeee!
And Islamic Rage Boy's Non-denominational Holiday Carol(Enjoy or issue me a fatwa!!!)
This time, the world famous Islamic Rage Boy™, Shakeel Bhat, performs with his no less emotional and angry friends from all over the world.
Some Pink Floyd provides the soundtrack for this one.
And classic love song Crazy.
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2 people have spoken:
LOL! Very funny. Im glad to see not everyone in the world is blind to unchecked Islamic immigration..
No I have to be careful what I say as like my head where it is, still attached to my body!
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