Ugly Women. Why are there so many fugly Labour MP's?

Had a conversation on ugly MP's and so after a quick trawl of the internet, we have to songs and lots of photo's of fugly female Labour MP's/MEP's and such like..
Ugly woman, with her ugly feet
Ugly woman, please don't take that empty seat
Ugly woman
I don't believe you, let me tell the truth
No one could look as ugly as you do
Ugly woman, there's no lard on me
Ugly woman, I couldn't help but see
That you look fat as you can be
Ugly woman, why did you sit down beside of me
MercyUgly woman, won't you go away
Ugly woman, tell me you cannot stay
Ugly woman, can't you find yourself another guy
Ugly woman, nay, nay, nay
MercyUgly woman, look the other way
Ugly woman, there is nothing more to say
'Cause I don't need you, I can't treat you right
Ugly woman, you'll not be mine tonight
MercyUgly woman, please just walk away,hey
ok
Did you hear what I had to sayI guess I'll go on home, it's late
Find yourself another date
wait
What do I seeI hope I don't see what I think I see
My God, she's walking back toward me
Mercy
Oh, oh, ugly womanAnd from Kevin Bloody Wilson - his classic song on ugly women & some more female Labour MP's.Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy mango twist
Reflection like a pizza
With warts and marls and zits
And just to even say her name
You've got to be half pissed
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy mango twistWhen she was born the doctor slapped her mother in the mouth
And when they bought her home they wouldnt let her in the house
And as she grew, its sad to say, she just grew uglier
They tied some snags around her neck so the dog would play with herBefore she went to school each day they had to iron her face
She'd get the cuts for comin early and merit points for being late
And they had a potrait painted in six different shades of shit
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy Manbean twist
Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy manbean twist
Including her own mum and dad she hasn't yet been kissed
Just to even say her name ya got to be half pissed
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a Mouldy manbean twist
When she puts on her lipstick it keeps backing down the tube
And I woke screamin dreamin that Id seen her in the nude
When she sits on the beach the tides too frightened to come inA sperm whale tried to root her last time she went for a swim
If they made an ugly meter, shed blow the thing to bits
Under grotesque in the dictionary theres a photo of her tits
And if i ever cracked my back for her Id amputate my dick
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a bastard arsehole twist
Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a bastard arsehole twist
Hells Angels wouldnt root her, said there not that fucking sick
So she bought herself a dildo but she couldnt get it stiff
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a bastard arsehole twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
Oh god, shes fuckin ugly,
Shes a Supa Mega Fugly,
With a hanging hemeroid twist Saved the worst for last (above) Mrs C Blair, yes I know she is not an MP but still fugly.

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