Its moonbat season...
LEGENDARY Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years.
The 85-year-old American will make one last trip in a bid to find the elusive beast.
After almost four decades of fruitless expeditions, he admitted: "Unfortunately, I'm running out of age."
World War II veteran Robert has devoted almost half his life to scouring Loch Ness.
He started in 1971. The following year, he watched a 25ft-long hump with the texture of elephant skin gliding through the water.
His original trip was to help another monster hunter with sonar equipment and quickly identified large moving targets.
He was smitten and returned the next year, which is when, he says: "I had the misfortune of seeing one of these things with my own eyes."
Since then, he has been obsessed with tracking down the creature with a staggering array of hi-tech equipment. It was this gear that took the famous "flipper" picture that year which created a stir around the world.
Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.
**Well there you go, no Nessie and of course its down to global warming. Still it makes as much sense as the rest of that eco bullshit. Of course both Nessie and man made global warming have one thing in common they are both legends with no basis in reality.
Nessie hunters, Yeti seekers, 9/11 truthers, global warming eco-loons. People will believe ay old shit.
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Finally a monster killed by global warming, finally something good from it. Start your engines folks, time to warm the planet.
Yeah but the best laugh is that this chap has wasted his life on a lake in Scotland looking for an urban legend.
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