Henry the Hoover has been put to a strange use...
A HOSPITAL builder has been sacked after being caught having sex with a Henry the hoover.
The Polish contractor – who was supposed to be locking up the site – was found naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner in the staff canteen.
A horrified security guard at Great Ormond Street Children’s Hospital told him to “clean himself and the hoover” before kicking him out.
The shameless builder later told bosses he was vacuuming his underwear – “a common practice in Poland”.
His firm were refurbishing admin offices 100 yards from the hospital in central London.
An insider said: “The guard who found him said he was groaning louder than the hoover.”
HG Construction, based in Hitchin, Herts, said: “That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh.”
**Still 10/10 for the excuse - hoovering his underwear, right up there with Tony Blair claiming to be an honest sort of bloke and Ron Davies looking for badgers...
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4 people have spoken:
As long as they work for minimum wage it's ok....
Apologies for going OT, but here's the next multiculturalist propaganda that is being paid for by us the license fee paying public.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/white/
Thought I'd quote details of one of the programmes on the 'White' series
'This provocative and emotive drama from the Bafta Award-winning writer of Sex Traffic tells the story of the clash of cultures that occurs when a white family relocates from Leeds to an otherwise wholly Asian community in Bradford.
Abi Morgan's compelling film is told from the perspective of 11-year-old Leah, played by newcomer Holly Kenny, whose world is turned upside down when her mum Debbie (Bleak House's Anna Maxwell Martin) moves the family to Bradford to escape the fallout from her recent relationship break-up.
Leah becomes friends with her neighbour Yasmin and discovers that the culture she was initially intimidated by isn't so alien after all. She is soon seeking sanctuary in the rituals of Islam, away from the pain and strife at home. But this innocent fascination turns sour for Debbie when her daughter comes home wearing a hijab, and the family's violent reaction has explosive consequences for everyone.'
No doubt you can this highlights what the series is all about, that white folk are racist.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/white/white_girl.shtml
The shameless builder later told bosses he was vacuuming his underwear – “a common practice in Poland”
lol @ that 1
Hoovering the underwear, best excuse ever!!
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