Don't forget to vote.

So if you want to see something done get up and vote in the local elections tomorrow.

Not happy with the poor state of your roads, your ever spiraling(upwards) council tax bills, never see your bloody councillor until he/she wants your mark in the box.

Then send the sod their P45 and get out there and do something.

Want more Labour corruption, more sleaze, higher bills next year, more non jobs in the council offices, more "fact finding missions" to tropical paradise nations - at your expense, then sleep in, watch daytime tv and let the fuckers get away with it.

Sadly it is not time to string them up from the public gallows and watch the wasters of our hard earned cash tap their last dance for the hangman(or hanglady have to be pc about things here) but we can deliver a stinging rebuke to corrupt little Hitlerite wanna be's in town halls everywhere.

Oh and give the old queen Gordon Brown a poke in the eye as well...(and that was in no way a subtle remark about the allegations made about Mr Brown being a gay man as repeated in Mr Levy's new book, or even to a gay bukkae session with Mr Mandelson and Tony Blair both aiming for cyclops empty eye socket)

.