One fight I would love to see: Jack Straw & Ed Balls(up)

Simmering tensions in the Cabinet were laid bare yesterday following extraordinary reports of a bust-up between Jack Straw and Ed Balls.

Downing Street issued a strong denial after being confronted with a torrid account of feuding ministers that fuelled persistent talk of discontent inside the Government.

A newspaper claimed Mr Straw came close to blows with Mr Balls following a disagreement over youth justice policy.

It also suggested Labour's Leader in the Lords Lady Ashton, who is white, has fallen out with Attorney General Lady Scotland, who is black, over an alleged racial remark.

Last night the claims appeared to be unravelling amid vehement denials from all sides, as Downing Street tried to identify the source of what was seen as a deliberate attempt to destabilise Gordon Brown.

But there was no escaping the political damage done as ministers confirmed privately that behind the scenes Mr Brown's premiership is seething with discontent.

With growing talk among Labour MPs of defeat at the next general election, the impression was of ministers led by Mr Balls jockeying for position for a possible leadership contest.

**Would that be cool as fuck or what? Two twat's who pretend to be grown up MP's belting each other in The Commons.

Fuck the viewing figures for BBC Parliament would go through the roof.

As for the leadership contest, well come on. Ed Balls? Not a fucking chance. The man as I have said before is proof that inbreeding is alive and well in parts of this nation and that in some areas people will vote for a hatstand with a Labour rosette on it.

As for Jack, well he was a fucking piss poor Home Sec. Ok sure he was better than Jacqui Smith, but fucking hell even former Home Sec. David Blunkett's guide dog Sadie would be better than her.

Alas he also has no chance of being PM. He may dream but not in a million years. Lets not forget that Jack is the cunt who shook hands with Robert Mugabe and attempted to justify it on the BBC.

Jack Straw shows himself up for the utter cunt he is.

**Getting back to our Rt. Hon. MP's belting the crap out of each other, if they are going to fight them issue them with flamethrowers at dawn. Hell if they fry a few dozen other MP's well its no big loss and it will save the taxpayers a few bob.

Besides over 70% of our laws are imported from the EU anyway so who would miss them?...

**Update - some random abuse on Ed Balls our very own Piers Fletcher-Dervish. A thick twat who gets driven 150 yards. Story on Ed here.

As I stated before: Ed Balls is a sure sign that some gene pools have been allowed to stagnate and interbreed far to much.

A chinless New Labour wonder that shows that in some parts of the country inbreeding is still a major lifestyle choice.

Oh and on top of his wage he blagged £157,076 in expenses. Not bad for what is a walking hatstand.

Still this is Ed Balls an education minister so dim he can not remember the order of colours in a rainbow:From the BBC

An Ed thinks he may be a future PM?!! He really is dumber than he looks...Tags: New Labour, Cyclops, Cool Britannia, Politics, amoral cunts
Tag: Ed Balls

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