Had that texted to me today, click above for more of the same.
Lastly...
Picture the scene; 1984, a supermarket in Austria.
Josef Fritzl; "Now, Elisabeth, give me a hand with putting these groceries in the trolley."
Elisabeth; "Up yours, Dad! I'm eighteen! I wanna go to the Wham concert with my friends, then see Ghostbusters at the cinema, and there's nothing you can do about it, old man!"
Josef; "Just wait 'till I get you home, young lady! You're gonna get such a hiding..."
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Sick joke competition eh?
Hmmmmmm....
O.K. Then....
What did the deaf - dumb - and blind thalidomide get for Christmas?
CANCER!!!!
The sickest joke about Burma was by a Mr A. Gore stating that it was all the fault of Global Warming. Oh and could you buy his new book.....
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