Crapping yourself about being deselected?
Worried about all the bad news, constant policy fuck up's, the fact that your cunny of a PM is the best slogan for Tory/Lib Dem votes that the opposition have.
Well here is an idea, distract the proles with some "humour". That will work, show them that their liar of an MP who fiscally fucks them for £100,000+ in expenses a year is a "cool an hip" type.
That will get them voting Labour...
Well fuck me with Gordon Brown's gay throbing cock!
I have been calling Paul Flynn a dull arsehole who is unfit to hold the office of MP for a few years now, an he go's and proves that by posting stupid hair shots of himself on his website.
He says "As an experienced gel artist, he tried three style on me, then photographed his work." - Well you look fucking stupid, a sure way to get the votes of chavscum, pikeys and the like.
Jesus-fucking-H, he has finally flipped. The lights are on, the stereo is playing but Mr Brain has been addled to fucking oblivion...
He adds on his site:
"Another climb to the top of the Transporter Bridge is one idea but a trendy gel assisted hairstyle may do the trick."
One could also advise jumping off the bridge...
Still at least he avoids the issues that matter, rising bills, the credit crunch, government waste, unemployment and so on.
You know the stuff voters care about, along with intelligent debate and being honest, never Mr Flynn's strong point I know.
Far better to have a jolly chimp of an MP who in one instant shows himself up as more of a useless buffoon than Boris Johnson could manage in a thousand years.
I am sure that it raised a smile for the staff of Endowment Justice a company that he defamed and that Nicholas Keca and Marianne Fitzjohn, and former director Graeme Webber, who took procedings out against him for libel have damn near pissed themselves laughing at our fool of an MP.
Sadly the voters of Newport are stuck with our designer haired chimp until the next election...
Link to story of Mr Flynn's libel case...
Here we see Flynn heading off to the chimps tea party...
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From his blog he witters:
"When I was a candidate in 1986, my family dubbed me the PPC. Usually that means Prospective Parliamentary Candidate. In my case it meant Poor Pathetic Cripple. The sensible voters of Newport West have remained stoically un-alarmed by my meandering gait".
I have a more realistic term for the letters P.P.C ?
Piss Poor Cunt!
Thats not gel! - its fucking hair dye - and to make sure that he doesn't resemble our badgered twat of a Chancellor, he's giving the eyebrows a once over as well!
I just love it, I call him an idiot and worse and he then go's and proves me right.
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