Another shifty chancer on the make: Gohar Khan

Here we go again, another chancer has something upset them and its off to see the legal folk and try their luck playing the "race" and/or "I am offended" card.

A DEVOUT Birmingham Muslim was left fuming after he bought a vegetarian pasty and bit into non-halal meat.

Gohar Hameed Khan thought he had purchased a cheddar and onion pasty for his lunch at Morrisons supermarket on Coventry Road, Small Heath.

The father-of-five was horrified when he took one bite and discovered it was full of meat.

Mr Khan, who runs Esa Khelvi Newsagents on Highfield Road, Saltley, complained to Morrisons and is now taking legal action.

“I vomited it out and I felt sick,” Mr Khan, aged 41, said.

“I do eat halal meat like chicken and lamb but not beef. I have never eaten non-halal food.”

**Well thats not exactly true is it Mr Khan, when you took a bite you ate non-halal food then. Still most folks would have figured it was bad luck and thrown the pasty away and moved on, but not Mr Khan oh no he has other plans...

“I went back to Morrisons and first complained to staff,” he said.

“I had a word with the manager, he said it was human error and it could have happened to anybody.”

**There you go it's covered under the "Shit happens clause" - Now fuck off Mr Khan...

The manager said he would fill out a complaint form and gave him a reference number.

Mr Khan also rang Morrisons head office the next day and was told to put his complaint in writing, which his legal team, Aman Solicitors, have sent on his behalf.

**Ah here we go, he "legal team", love that term. Mr Khan seeing offended moslem ££££ signs before his eyes is off to his solicitors as fast as his sandaled feet will take him. Free money from the infidel, inshalla let it be so...

He said: “I’m going through my options with my solicitors. I would like Morrisons to realise that they have to do their job properly.

**Oh do fuck yourself Mr Khan, seriously you get told to pop the complaint letter off, the company follows procedure and you a whinney, chancer with pound signs before the eyes is off to his legal advisers to "go through my options with my solicitors" - Oh and what options are they Mr Khan? A nice bit of money from Morrisons who will no doubt pay up rather than have outraged moslems threatening to firebomb their stores....

“Some people are conscious of what they buy. I have stopped buying pasties because I’m not sure what is in them.”

**There you go, seriously go. Leave Morrisons and visit a halal shop next time. For fucks sake you want halal, go to somewhere that specializes in that.

A Morrisons spokesperson said: “The quality of all the products that we sell is of paramount importance to us. Products on the Ovenfresh counter are segregated into separate serving trays.

“These trays are clearly labelled for customers and staff. We believe that a member of staff accidentally picked up the wrong product and served it to Mr Khan.

“We would like to offer our sincere apologies to Mr Khan. His letter of complaint has been received by head office.”

**Would that someone at Morrisons had the stones to tell Mr Khan to fuck himself, to take his pasty and shove it up his arse if he is not happy with it. Sadly they can not, so I shall say this:

Dear Mr Khan,

You are a chancer, a spiv on the make. After a few quid and who comes across as someone devoid of all humour and who has to run to his legal people at the slightest percieved insult and/or option to make a few quid very quickly.

So do us all a favour and run the exaust from your car through a hose and sit yourself in said vehicle for a few hours until carbon monoxide poisoning turns you into a nice pink corpse.

Oh and as I advised earlier shove your pasty up your arse.

Kind regards and all that.

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