A farmer in Barnsley catches a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts "heyop cock tha dunt wanna be drinkin' watter from theer, its full o hoss piss an' cow shite".
The bloke says "I'm from Pakistan, can you speak a bit slower?"
"Ok" says the Barnsley Farmer "If you use two hands my friend you'll drink it quicker".
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