Gordon Brown, or Gordon the Useless One as he is known by some of his colleagues, was looking for a lady of the night.
He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, ‘I am the Prime Minister of England. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?’
She replied, ‘£200.’
To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was ‘£100.’
He then asked the redhead
Her reply was, ‘Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have Pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody penny!’
Gordon Brown was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr. Brown if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field & a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a 'tragedy.'
No, said Gordon - that would be an accident.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy'
I'm afraid not, explained Gordon - that's what we would call great loss'
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Gordon searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand...
In a quiet voice he said: 'If a plane carrying you and Alistair Darling was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile & blown to smithereens, that would be a
tragedy.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Gordon. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'
'Well,' says little Johnny 'it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a f***ing accident either!
Gordon Brown a man who makes me so angry I could punch his light
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Congrats on making 85th best right of centre blog on Iain Dale's lists, from number 98.
These screwed pensioners would be the pensioners who would have no free bus pass and full VAT on fuel under the conservatives, would they?
And they are the same pensioners still awaiting Labour to re-establish the link between pensions and earnings.
Strange how Blair/Bottler can find money for ever expanding council offices yet none for that?
As for bus passes, they are not likely to be revoked as that now comes under EU legislation.
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