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One less illegal...

Bye bye...
The Nigerian man told immigration staff he had a place at university in Northern Ireland to study engineering and would live in Dagenham - and produced false papers to back up his claim.

He later admitted he wanted to work illegally after being questioned over the 900-mile, 10-hour round trip by car and ferry he would need to make every day. A source said: "His explanation was laughable. He'd clearly never even looked at a map."

Officials also queried how he could tackle a Masters Degree taught in English when he needed a translator to talk to them.
No benefits, free beer money or council house for him. :-)
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4 people have spoken:

Anonymous said...

"No benefits, free beer money or council house for him"
Dont count on it. He`ll soon be advised on his rights to live here by some lefty fuckwit. I can just hear it now.
Claim asylum !
Claim that your life will be at risk if you return !
Tell them you`re a homosexual !
Failing that... tell them you`re a terrorist, ok they might bang you up for a couple of months but then you will be offered a council house and all the benefits that go with it on your release. Result !

Cunts.

Fidothedog said...

Sadly anon you may be right. At least if he were a white Christian straight male they would kick him out...

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised they twigged it.
Urban11

Fidothedog said...

Urban I bet had he been a tad more intelligent, ie not a Nigerian spammer they would have let him in...