Piss up's and brewers.

There is an old joke that government could not organise a piss up in a brewery, as well as the one about getting laid in a brothel. 

I found this gem from Barking Moonbats (link above)

Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada and, as required by law, tried to run it. 

They failed and it closed. 

We are trusting the economy of our country to a pack of Government nit-wits who couldn’t make money selling sex and booze to drunk truckers.

The second at least in the US appears to be true.

Were that our lot in New Labour the working girls would have been leactured by Harriet Harman then the brothel would have been re-stocked with quota's of black/lesbian single parent families, undocumented workers as well as a staff of human rights lawyers, equality gender specialists and other assorted non jobs, beer would have to be served in plastic glasses due to health and safety and available during certain hours only, oh and each client would have to fill in a fifty page questionaire before being allowed in. It would also fail and cost the taxpayers millions.

New Labour - trust them to run the economy? Or a brothel?

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