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Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross: Wankers the pair of them.

Without going into all the details of this pair of tossers who thought that it would be highly amusing to leave rude messages on the answerphone of actor Andrew Sachs.

Mr Sachs who is best remembered for playing Manuel the Spanish waiter in Faulty Towers had calls left in which it was claimed that tosser 1: Russell Brand had in his words fucked his grand daughter.

That this went out on Mr Brands radio show is almost beyond belief. That nobody higher up thought that abusive calls are in fact against the law again almost beggars belief.

Add to that that another tosser by the name of Jonathan Ross joined just made this worse. 

Unable to get an answer they then left further abusive messages after stating that they were going to apologise.

Now both of these tossers - is there a collective word for tossers? - are highly paid and highly paid from the BBC funds. A BBC that we here in the UK all pay for out of the extorted BBC licence tax.

Had the BBC an morality what so ever they would suspend the pair of these tossers immediately and then fire them for their behaviour.

But add 0nto this that Jonathan Ross also offered his support on air for our leader Gordon Brown, something that he is not supposed to do.

Still that surprises me not a jot as Ross has always struck me as a star stuck lovie in love with media attention from politicos, who loves the fact they need him for publicity and vice versa. 

What with his huge state funded salary I am sure that Ross like Gordon is not really able to feel the pain of the average worker hit by the recession.

Having listened to many of his so called quips, digs and snide remarks he strikes me as a nasty left wing version of the late Bernard Manning, a racist who is unable to fire off an honest racist joke but skirts it to get a cheap laugh. 

One for the Guardian readers to chuckle at, whilst getting all pious on racism from any other source.

As for Brand well the cunt can not even apologise without showing himself to be a snivelly whiney cuntfuck of the lowest order. He says here that he is sorry but bleats about how the Daily Mail supported Hitler in the 1930's. 

Well just shows he is a gutless cunt unable to stand up and admit his mistake, the cunt.
‘I like him [Gordon Brown]. If I could say where I’m going to vote, I’d vote for them. But I can’t say where I’m voting because I’m forbidden by my BBC contract.’ - Jonathan "cuntbubble" Ross.
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25 people have spoken:

Neville said...

Well said, I have thought this for a long time.
But did you expect anything else from the
Biased Broadcasting Corporation ???

Anonymous said...

I think the word you are looking for is "a pot".
Yes, a pot of tossers.

Houdini said...

In the dark days of my blog, I had numerous posts on how the BBC employ and pay massively for people who are called comedians, but in reality are just fucking tossers that have the right lefty bias to make them appealing to the wankers at the BBC.

Brand especially came in for stick because he just wasn't funny, and isn't, with that puerile nasal Essex whine called a voice. It is primary school humour at best. Same with so many, I particularly point to Phil Jupitas as an example and Ross is the same though he cam have his moments, though they are few.

Get rid of the fucking BBC, that's the answer.

Anonymous said...

Apparently OFCOM could impose a fine of two hundred and fifty thousand pounds on the BBC.On the fucking BBC i ask you ... dont they mean the hard pressed tax payer ? Cunts of the highest order.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see them leave a message on Ray Winstone's answerphone about his daughter...or are they just a pair of cowards who only pick on pensioners.

Fidothedog said...

Sadlky Nevile I never expected the BBC to react in any way other than the poor way it has. If it had an ounce of honour and self worth it would sack the pair of these wankers.

2, like it a pot of tossers.

3. houdini agree the BBC has passed its sell by date.

4.Anon the fine should be on them, but sacking all around at El Beeb as well.

5.Ray Winstone, fucking hell no one would fuck about with him. Hell I could imagine him inserting the phone into Ross followed by him doing even worse to Brand.

Anonymous said...

Hear bloody hear! I wish they would broadcast YOUR thoughts on the BBC. A waste of fucking chromosomes the two of them.

Fidothedog said...

Anon if I could get my comments on the leftie Guardian reading BBC I would, that in part is why I post my own blog.

Love that phrase anon about them being a waste of chromosomes. :-)

Nazzarax said...

Well said - unfunny pair of overrated cunts. I'd personally like to kick the living fuck out of the pair of them.

arthur english said...

Surely the correct collective noun for tossers should be:

A handful!

Anonymous said...

Well said Fido. To quote the late great Bernard, they two are as about as funny as a fire in an orphanage.

Fidothedog said...

Anon: Yes I quoted Bernard, as in they attempt to do cock jokes and hide them in some quasi pc behaviour.

Bernard at least just came on stage and fired said cock joke right out and if you hated his humour you could fuck off.

As per Brand in particular I am sure that an orphanage fire would be far funnier.

John Thomas said...

No doubt these two wank-splats will get away with it. Russell Brand is about as funny as a road accident and Ross should stick to his film critic role and give us all a break from his head being up his own arse so far that even he thinks he's a lollypop. Perhaps what the Bollox Broadcasting Company should do to redeem themselves is introduce pro-celebrity boxing and enter those two overrated jerks first.

Lucy said...

ross and brand have now been suspended by the bbc

Margaret said...

Bring back Morecambe & Wise.

Sometimes I just don't get the current day attempt at humour. What these idiots did might happen in Primary 5 or 6 - but surely should be left behind now that they're supposedly adults. Earning good money too.

Yuck.

Anonymous said...

is there a collective word for tossers?

yup ... tosspots

Anonymous said...

is there a collective word for tossers?

yup ... tosspots

Anonymous said...

And Bisexual Ross gets 6 million a year, contributed to by our licence fee.

Fidothedog said...

Yep 6million and suspended on 16K a fucking day. I wonder if I can call someone a cunt live on air and have the BBC suspend me for 16K a day.

Thats 16K a day of our money.

Anonymous said...

Brand is a CUNT....pure and simple....

Fidothedog said...

Agree anon a cunt and one right up there with Ross his fellow cunt.

Anonymous said...

DoS atK the Cunts sites ;@

Anonymous said...

"Sometimes I just don't get the current day attempt at humour."

Probably because you're getting old? Morecambe & Wise pioneered new ideas within comedy in their day, it's how things move forward. They were brilliant in their day but wouldn't things be terribly dull if the comedians of today just copied them? Or perhaps you'd rather the beeb spent your money re-running ancient repeats all day and made no new content at all.

What they said was entirely wrong, and yes they're all paid too much, but Brand can be brilliantly observational, intelligent and very funny. Much more so than you lot throwing swear words around like eight year olds in the playground.

Fidothedog said...

There was no humour in what they did, had that been anyone else they would have been hauled up before the justice for a fine/jailtime.

Pair of them are cocks.

Nazzarax said...

Sorry for the late response, fellas. I have been twatting bad guys abroad. However, I have been marvelling at the amount of cunts I have had to deal with....speaking of cunts, this is for the guy a couple of posts above me:

"Anonymous said...

"Sometimes I just don't get the current day attempt at humour."

Probably because you're getting old? Morecambe & Wise pioneered new ideas within comedy in their day, it's how things move forward. They were brilliant in their day but wouldn't things be terribly dull if the comedians of today just copied them? Or perhaps you'd rather the beeb spent your money re-running ancient repeats all day and made no new content at all.

What they said was entirely wrong, and yes they're all paid too much, but Brand can be brilliantly observational, intelligent and very funny. Much more so than you lot throwing swear words around like eight year olds in the playground."

If you have that much disdain for the posters here, why even bother reading? However, if you like to read this blog but feel so strongly the strengths of your beliefs, why feel the need to post anonymously?

Even ignoring all previous points I have made, how about this...? this pair of cunts are not funny. They have never been funny and they never will be funny. I charge YOU here and now. Post 20 examples of what YOU consider to be funny. Let's see if your opinion is really worth anything.

Or whether you SHOULD keep posting as "anonymous".