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Old Holborn is fucking spot on with this one: donate to labour party

To:
The Labour Party
Donations Department
Eldon House
Regent Centre
Newcastle Upon Tyne
NE3 3PW 


Dear Sirs/Madams/Ms/Transgenders,

I am a grateful citizen and would like to donate to the Labour Party to show how much I support your policies that have taken this country to hell in a handcart and then some.

Please find enclosed cheque for the sum of £00.01p.

Love and kisses


Old Holborn.

PS. Please acknowledge receipt of this donation by return


Make sure you mark it "Donations Department"



(it costs New Labour 44p to process a cheque or 27p to return it. If you put a 1p stamp on the letter, it costs them 26p to even pick it up from the post office. )

I'm sending one letter/cheque a day until the election.

**Needless to say my cheque for 1p has been sent. Now if a few hundred thousand folk do this they will soon have pissed away the £1 million donated by Harry Potter author JK Rowlinincash.
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Screech said...

Bloody great idea to screw up NL but wouldn't us poor bastards bear the burden of all that wasted cash?

Fidothedog said...

But think of the time wasted, the fact that someone has to deal with each mistyped check and process every single penny sent in.

Needless to say my shiney new 1p coin is winging its merry way to Labour.

Sadly it has not enough postage :-( So they will have to pay for that as well.