At the moment they are calling me Gordon, no I am still calling Gordon a cunt.

From Mr Eugenides.

Well, at least - on this occasion at least - we can't accuse him of dishonesty:

In the year Gordon Brown has made his political comeback, he has learned one big thing - to listen.

As he sits in the living room of his Downing Street flat he is listening to the sound of his children playing with Buzz Lightyear lasers. He listens to his two-year-old son singing Happy Birthday after a friend's birthday party.

And it is the effort he has made to listen harder to the people of Britain which is giving him a quiet confidence about the year ahead. At the end of an hour in which he has given an exclusive interview to the Mirror, he says: 

"When things are going well people call me Gordon.

"When things are going badly they call me Mr Brown.

"At the moment they are calling me Gordon."

Nice to hear things are going well for you, Gord.

They might be, I however will carry on in calling you Mr James Gordon "Cyclops" Brown a cunt. Not just a cunt, but a cunts cunt. The sort of cunt that even real cunts cross the street to avoid.

Fucking die Gordon, just fuck off and die.

You cunt.

New Labour a huge "gold standard cock-up", amoral, corrupt and evil to the core.

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